Batman: "Wait, I don't feel right. Something's wrong. My body, it's..."
Giancarlo: "Yeah, your dad said something like that would happen."
Batman: "What do you mean my dad? You spoke to...
2022-03-22 03:47:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Guard: "Attention all! We are here today to officially announce the famed Batman as the newest member of the great Sultan's harem. He does so voluntariliy, recognizing the superiority of his new ma...
2022-03-22 03:37:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Sultan: "Batman, I hear that you have not been compliant with the guards commands. You have quite the mouth on you, you are defiant and disobediant."
Batman: "And you can expect the same amou...
2022-03-21 04:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Giancarlo: "So Batman, how do you like being my Batgirl?"
Batman: "It was so amazing. You were so amazing. I wanna be your Batgirl forever if you'll be my Batman?"
Giancarlo: "Seriously...
2022-03-20 03:38:14 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman approaches the showdown but has been doomed by second thoughts)
To Himself: I can't do this. I made a promise. Robbin' banks is one thing, but killin' folk, that's just doggone anotha...
2022-03-19 02:12:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Outlaw: "You Johnny's new girl?"
Batman: "And who be askin'?"
Outlaw: "Mad Tom requests your presence at the Corral by noon."
Batman: "A request hun? Sounds like a date an' I been...
2022-03-19 01:40:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "So y'all sayin' ya want me ta' be the gunslinger of the crew? What'bout you Johnny? You said yur shootin' was regula' Hickock worthy."
Johnny: "I'm good Bats, but I'm not the best. A...
2022-03-19 01:24:47 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman sits outside nervously as the crew deliberates inside).
Betsy: Batman, y'look fabulous darlin.'
Batman: "Wore ma'best. Just so nervous y'know. Like a little school'girl or somth...
2022-03-18 23:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Outlaws: "Work it Bats! Work it! That's it. That's it!"
Batman: "Oh gosh you boys are encouragable. Put those card down darlin', I'm da only game in'town."
(Johnny walks in sternly)
... 2022-03-18 23:21:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Y'boys sure are gonna pay for makin' m'do this."
Cronie: "Well Bats, with the amount of liquer you've consumed I'd say we didn't have to force ya too hard."
Batman: "I'm still ...
2022-03-18 23:08:39 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman is ushered back in by Johnny)
Johnny: "Now Bats, listen, we know it's a big shock."
Batman: "Ur darn right y'all. By heaven's mercy I'll give y'all a piece a' my' mind an' more ...
2022-03-18 21:13:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Wait...I ain't no...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
(Batman storms out of the saloon screaming)
Batman: "Help! Help! I'm'ma girl! Help!
(Johnny storms out and quickly grabs Batman, cove...
2022-03-18 20:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "What's happening? Something's not right. I can't look away."
Betsy: "An why'd eva would'ya want ta Batman? I'm a beutay arn't I?"
Batman (in his typical deep tone): "Y'all have...
2022-03-18 19:42:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The crook reaches the safehouse and Batman enters the saloon to see a slew of unintimidating cowboys.
Batman: "You think outnumbering me will solve your problem?"
(Johnny Rinko, the lea...
2022-03-18 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The gunman scrambles with his cash as he attempts to get back to his safehouse with the Batman right on his tail
Gunman: "Holy shit! Since when did the Batman deal with small time ...
2022-03-18 18:44:57 +0000 UTC View Post
With the papers drawn up and signed Batman has officially become part of the Sultan's Harem. A tear rolls down his exposed feminine form as he feels powerless to stop this mysterious operation all ...
2022-03-18 18:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post
High Authority: "So it is agreed then. I will offer you the Batman as a gift for your excellence and support of my business dealings."
Sultan: "Please, please. For the prize of the great Batm...
2022-03-18 18:04:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Corporate Executive: "Here he is. The Batman. Straight from the ol' mind fucking machine. Turned out just like the rest of them."
Corporate CEO: "Hi there Batman. You must be very frigtened r...
2022-03-18 04:31:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "So, you're like, cool with who I was?"
Giancarlo: "Honestly, I love it. Totally sexy. I grew up dressing up like Batman for Halloween and wanting to be him."
Batman: "Seriously...
2022-03-17 03:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Carmela: "So you're aware that our daughter will be having boys at this little party of hers? Boys who have a reputation for causing trouble."
Batman: "Dad! This is not fair! They aren't bad!...
2022-03-16 03:47:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Anthony Falcone: "So like wait, that's you? You were Batman but dad wanted to get rid of you so he made you his daughter?"
Batman: "Like yeah"
Anthony: "So why don't you just do your ka...
2022-03-16 03:22:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Like this is total bullshit dad and you know it! Mom's saying I can't have the party because stupid Mr. Gordon keeps calling her about my so-called "attitude" when everyone knows he just p...
2022-03-15 18:09:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman (on the phone with Robyn): "Like seriously, she said that? Stupid slut. Like whatever, Gianluca's coming to our bash and she's got like five people at her shitty little party. Who runs the w...
2022-03-15 03:42:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Robyn: "So, wait, you're saying that you're Batman? And your dad made you his daughter to get rid of you?"
Batman: "Like, yeah, I think so. But, like, it's like I've always been his daughter ...
2022-03-14 17:40:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I may not, like, know how to fight or anything anymore, but I'll still figure this out. I know what you do and I'll bring you down."
Falcone: "Bring me down? You want a slap? You are...
2022-03-14 03:46:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman wakes up but is surprised to find himself in a single bed under warm blankets in a room that appears to be that of a teenage girl. Boy band posters and pink paint colors are the obvious tell...
2022-03-13 05:12:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman has attempted to infiltrate Falcone's main drug operation by intercepting his shipment at the docks; however, he is met by Carmine's muscle and things don't go as they would normally:
...
2022-03-13 04:40:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Guard: "You're pretty damn good for your first time Batman. You'll make a fine whore for the rest of your life."
Batman: "You'll be the first person I beat to an inch of their life when I get...
2022-03-12 05:27:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You're the guard I beat at the colisseum are you not?"
Guard: "Batman, please, leave me alone, I was only following orders. Please don..."
Batman: "I'm not here to fight you. T...
2022-03-11 17:27:07 +0000 UTC View Post