Batman Fat and Gassy TG 6
Batman: "I need to get out. If this continues I'm bound to...(big fart)...get pregnant...if I'm not already."
2024-12-05 14:52:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "I need to get out. If this continues I'm bound to...(big fart)...get pregnant...if I'm not already."
2024-12-05 14:52:31 +0000 UTC View Post
PJ Peckerman: "He looks just perfect. You posed him perfectly. He'll model our newest line of purses and products. Thousands will walk by daily, and no one will ever suspect that it's Batman!"
2024-11-27 20:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You've kept me here for...(Batman pauses as he can't help but let out a juicy fart)...ugh...days. Take me, please, Oswalt, I can't take anymore."
Penguin: "The code to the Batcave an...
2024-11-26 04:02:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Henchman: "Look who I got, Boss! It's the Bat...er...man. I swear it's like he was tryin' to get caught."
Penguin: "That's because he was. I coulda' kept you when I captured ya' before but I ...
2024-11-25 21:46:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Alfred (through intercom): "Perhaps...sir...you should end the chase."
Batman: "I...I...I can't do this anymore. I couldn't subdue a 9th grader stealing trading cards. I'm not feared anymore....
2024-11-25 21:26:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Alfred: "Still no progress on a cure, Master Bruce. I'm sorry. It appears you will be stuck like this for quite some time at least."
Batman: "The longer this goes, the bigger I'll get. I'm ex...
2024-11-25 18:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Penguin: "How fitting Bats. With the prick in the bum we just gave ya, you'll be infected just like half of Gotham! Everyone is repulsed by how I look? Now you'll all be fat, disgusting animals, in...
2024-11-25 18:19:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Foolish Gothamites. They cannot resist me. Little do they know that everytime they give into me, they inch closer to their doom. Another of my children to cause their doom. Another step fo...
2024-11-22 16:44:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Demon Queen: "Foolish Batman. The serum not only changes your composition, but it makes you irrevocably loyal to me. You will now obsess with your new purpose, searching in the night for a man to i...
2024-11-22 16:29:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Demon Queen: "The final step. Drink and become mine forever. Do you accept, Batman?"
Batman: "I will honor my word and my duty to Gotham."
(Batman drinks).
2024-11-22 16:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "My body! You never said anything about gender. Why?"
Demon Queen: "As per our agreement. I will honor my word. If I will no longer transform Gothamites into my arm, then I must breed...
2024-11-22 16:08:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Demon Queen: "Batman, you've arrived. This act reeks of desperation."
Batman: "Stop this. Nearly half of Gotham has been transformed into your grotesque goblin army."
Demon Queen: "Your...
2024-11-22 15:58:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Harley: "We just hit 3 banks tonight and Bats couldn't do a thing. But I'm horny and he's really horny so if you want us you got us!"
Ivy: "Warming him up before the Joker gets sadistic with ...
2024-11-21 20:21:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Harley: "Oh Bats! So helpless. Just along for the ride. Nothing gets me off more than a heist. Except when you're by my side. It's making me so wet. And that means it's making you wet too!!!!"
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Harley: "Or may the question is 'who to wear?' Hahahahaha! It's a win-win for everyone though Bats! My witchy friend tells me that you feel every sensation I feel and you're EXTRA sensitive. On eve...
2024-11-21 20:07:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Harley: "Hmmmm, what to wear, what to wear."
2024-11-21 20:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Your chaos needs to stop!"
Witch: "Oh my fun is just beginning. And now I have a new purpose for you my creeping Batman. With my power, I decree that you will forever protect my beau...
2024-11-21 19:55:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Harley! Where is the witch you're working with? This madness needs to stop!"
Harley: "Geez Bats! Don't you knock you creep! I'm naked here! She's not gonna like that!"
(Only th...
2024-11-21 19:40:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Boss: "Alright Dynamic Duo...be dynamic."
Batman: "The spell wears off in 72 hours. And when it does you're gonna pay."
Boss: "Yeah, maybe. But that just means I'll have to make the mos...
2024-11-05 00:52:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: The kidnapper has been subdued. Now I just need to get the child. Parents are still missing. No traces yet.
Girl (in wardrobe): "Mommy's all done counting! Here she comes!"
Batm...
2024-10-23 17:42:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Gordon: "Thank you for doing this with me. I guess we're done with rooftops and secret meetings. Oh well, I won't miss you disappearing on me."
Batman: "I wouldn't think of it. And in my cond...
2024-10-22 18:22:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Girl (formerly Commissioner Gordon): "Everyone else changed back. Why did we stay stuck?"
Batman: "It wasn't random. The witch but us in bodies that were having...intercourse. Knowing that th...
2024-10-22 18:16:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh Howard!
(No! Wait, why do I know his name? This life, it feels, it feels like I've lived it. My old self feels so distant).
Howard: "Class in five. Gotta wr...
2024-10-22 18:02:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Witch: "A man? A woman? A princess? A prude? What new form will the Batman exude?"
Batman: "Stop this.....Ahhhhhh!!!!"
2024-10-22 17:51:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Witch: "Oh, Batman. You've arrived. But moments too late. And a change for Gotham, and you, awaits!"
Batman: "Stop this nonsense witch! My body...it's too late...what have you done?"
2024-10-22 17:44:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Witch: "Exem Dunum Vaday! May all of Gotham be under my spell. Who you were is not who you are. Live a new life for Halloween. Not a costume, it's a new skin and more. Be a new you, but beware, for...
2024-10-22 17:39:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Marchcliffe: "Goodnight darling. May you sleep with dreams of heaven"
Batman: "Gregory, if I may, might I request, we share our quarters tonight."
2024-10-16 19:38:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "He does love her. And he waits to love me in the same way. I can't lie anymore. An eternity to accept rather than resist seems more purposeful. This is my eternity. Embrace it. And let his...
2024-10-16 19:31:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "5 years I've wandered these grounds. Memories of being Batman, of even being a man, feel so distant. But I still remember what it feels like to have purpose. Here, I am aimless. Gregory, h...
2024-10-16 19:28:35 +0000 UTC View Post