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Chapter 88: Slowing Down

Eventually, we got access to a bookshelf for the base, something the System offered that stocked a rotating selection of Earth literature based on the tastes of the reader. I think Sean felt ba...

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Chapter 87: Preservation Instincts

While the Apocalypse System wants nothing more than for you to enjoy yourself while experiencing the places and things it creates, it’s obligated to note that your enjoyment is not the actual...

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Chapter 86: Chain Duel

“Oh, neat,” Sean said. “I have something like that too. Weapon-wise, I mean. It will be cool to see how you use it.”

The orc gave a war cry as a response and started moving in.

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Chapter 85: The Chieftain

Tyr: FYI We are now transitioning to 5 chapters a week. Aka Mon - Wed - Fri - Sat - Sun.

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I should have seen it, really. How long had Sean been ...

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Chapter 84: The Gladiator Arena One

“Holy shit! He materialized hard!” Brady yelled.

Justin looked over at her, slightly exasperated.

“What does that even mean?”

“It means the rest of you came out...

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Chapter 83: Stephen Evens

Eventually he stopped keeping track of the individual animals he had fought. There were dozens of them. Probably. His mind wasn’t working right anymore. He could vaguely remember that the plains ...

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Chapter 82: The Nothing Space

“It should be any second now. Once it drops, we bolt,” Brady said.

“Do you think the walls will drop before the general notification?” Spike asked. “If there’s any delay, it might...

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Chapter 81: Lawless Zones

You might think that a soda machine wouldn’t be that big of a deal. That it wouldn’t be the single most important purchase we made. Or that it wouldn’t come in clutch in the biggest of po...

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Chapter 80: Prism and Soda

By then, I had managed to get a little bit of intel on all the races in the competition. It wasn’t that hard. I was a craftsman, and so were almost half of the shopkeepers. There was a rappor...

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Chapter 79: Unreasonable Requests

Tyr: FYI we're changing the structure to match other sites. This is now Chapter 79. Ill be retroactively changing the other chapters too

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Balls with spikes. Balls with blades. And ba...

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Chapter 78: Dodgeball

“Wake up, you bastard.”

“Wha? Brett?”

“How have you survived this long? You sleep like a drunk brick. It took me five minutes to wake you up.”

“I’m just lucky, I t...

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Chapter 77: Heavy Heart

Team Competitions, Collaborative Efforts, and You

Team competitions and collaborative-effort missions award competitors based on multiple variables. The largest, most heavily wei...

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Chapter 76: Finding Mistakes

“So to be clear, you won’t be able to afford anything better than you have right now.” The youngish, surprisingly ripped girl behind the counter at the blacksmith’s shop said, glancing at t...

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Chapter 75: The Earthlings

Rules Governing Inter-Competitor Combat

  1. Within the village proper, no combat is allowed.
  2. Attempts to strike, shoot, impale, burn, or otherwise wound a com...

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Chapter 74: Mid-nineties Compact Car

“Here it comes. Finally,” Sean said.

“Sean…” said Brett.

“What?”

“You shouldn’t get excited over the next version of death-traps the system is going to throw at ...

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Book 2 - Chapter 21: Blueprinter

Sean blinked.

Three fucking levels? That’s… double. Two times as many levels. Fuck.

Scrambling nearly every moment of one’s life and spending the rest of what little spar...

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Book 2 - Chapter 20: Understanding of Time

“Holy hell. These are the bad rewards?” Sean was incredulous. Some of these improvements were massive despite seeming small. Slightly improved ranged attacks? Absolutely a big deal, especially ...

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Book 2 - Chapter 19: Quest Completion

No, it shouldn’t have worked. It was dumb.

The Big Book of Brett, PG. 23

Sean ran around in a circle. Jogged, really. Brett had rigged up the tub well enou...

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Book 2 - Chapter 18: Melting Points

“So what you are telling me,” Brett said while filing away at the last remnants of the steel block. “Is that he was pretty much like every other offworlder ever.”

Sean had slept longe...

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Book 2 - Chapter 17: A Good Friend

Sean’s first attempts at throwing the apples weren’t great. They were sticky, which was something he could deal with, but it made throwing with his gloved hands very, very hard. However, the sa...

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Book 2 - Chapter 16: Good Deal Stickier

I’ll always be kind of thankful to that squid.

Here I was, alone in a building with no entertainment besides that weird guide, on my third shower and second nap of the day, and...

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Book 2 - Chapter 15: Battlefield Tactics

“Dammit, yes, but plans change as situations do. You almost got yourself killed.” Sean wiped the blood away from his rapidly mending nose as Stitch Up’s post-fight buff pulled it bac...

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Book 2 - Chapter 14: Query and Confirmation

Half the area meant, naturally, double the density of enemies. And while Sean had expected to need a few more adjustments to the size of the area before the density started to be a serious problem ...

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Book 2 - Chapter 13: Zone Shift

When Sean reached the final boxer, it had almost caught up to the squid. That said, it was only the cephalopod’s excessive slowness that made this possible. Its psycho-kinetic strikes had absolut...

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Book 2 - Chapter 12: Useless Refuse

“Okay, that worked. It’s incredible how useful that is on the apples.”

Sean’s biggest problem dealing with the Tells’ homing beacons was the fact that they would stick to any object...

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Book 2 - Chapter 11: Cthulian Body Language

It was a weird time. Sean came from the generation of people who had proved too soft to deal with the Apocalypse, and I always got the feeling that he was above-average soft even for them. It w...

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Happy Holidays, and we're back

Hi Gaians and Earthlings,

Hope you guys had a great Christmas and New Years! We're excited to be back writing for y'all. And what better way to show our joy than a small mass release? Three n...

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Book 2 - Chapter 10: Octopus-Man

Sean was so far into the process of admitting that he didn’t really understand how his leveling worked that he didn’t even think about it much anymore. Cowering under a Tell, he felt the gnawin...

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Book 2 - Chapter 9: Sticky Hand

The thing that I eventually realized about Sean was that, despite whatever failings he might have, he was from the era that the Apocalypse System grew up on. In a way, they were the same genera...

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Book 2 - Chapter 8: Afterword

This is, at best, a basic guide. Sooner or later, you are going to go to places I haven’t been, see things I haven’t seen, and have life and death fights with them. It’s just how it is. E...

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