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I'd like to ask a special favor. Over the last few weeks, I've had the opportunity to write a lot. Like, a whole lot. Things were flowing, I liked where things were going, my hands f...

Chapter 143: Mole Mining

“Seriously. That’s three battles won by heart, out of three battles total. It’s like that’s your only move,” Derek said as the group sat around, resting from the battle and their rapid wi...

Chapter 142: Really a Gollum

“Hey. Hey. You. I’m not going to hurt you. I never do, right?”

The bear regarded Matt with a wild, suspicious eye. It was true that Matt had never hurt him, but from the bear’s perspe...

Chapter 141: Fighting an Army

“It’s still unbelievable. They all kept this quiet? The entire Church? Somebody would have told us. Even just if they got drunk and let it slip,” Artemis said as they started making their way...

Chapter 140: Truth-teller Stone

Near the border, repairs were well underway on the demolished lookout tower. As much as demons were individualistic, their self-centered instincts all evaporated away when participating in an activ...

Chapter 139: Important Stuff

Matt jumped to his feet just in time to hear the sounds of a few dozen crossbows slap against a few dozen shoulders, and didn’t have to look to know what they were aimed at. By the time the strin...

Chapter 138: Holder of the Shield

Meanwhile, where the plinth originally stood was now replaced by a ten-foot crater in the ground. The church-lady was a good deal more injured, but appeared to have survived thanks to a magic shiel...

Chapter 137: Church Plinths

“One last thing for ya two, before ya go.” The old man had finished whaling on Matt for a while, having thoroughly proved how good the armor was by subjecting Matt to dozens of attacks that pro...

Chapter 136: Phoning for Help

“I see what you mean about the descriptions. Very minimal,” Matt said. “We’re still under the communication block?”

“We are. Thought ya might have something to say.”

Matt ...

Chapter 135: Dust Mask of the Barren Lands

The old man’s house smelled like fire and sounded like mayhem, even from the outside. The hammer blows they had heard yesterday had been loud, but they had also been at a sedate, controlled rhyth...

Chapter 134: Coffee and Workouts

Matt knew that first impressions mattered. When he first met Lucy, she had told him that he should just slink off into the shadows and die. Thankfully, he had been old enough and maybe even wise en...

Chapter 133: Demonic Platinum

“Oh, and this. Absolutely this. Do you know what this is? It’s a whole lizard made of stone.”

“Why not just use an actual stone, then?” Matt asked, completely lost for the fifth tim...

Chapter 132: Titan of Strength

“Ya did well, but ya still shouldn’t have been able to knock me out, ya know.” The old man had now calmed down, and after reviewing the actual chain of events with Matt, he was both appropria...

Chapter 131: Batters Up

The old man considered this for a moment before turning to Matt again. As he approached, he cleared his throat a bit bashfully.

“So, there, Matt, was it? I’d be pleased to take the commis...

Chapter 130: Dropped a Mountain on Them

“So the trick to the old man is, he’s going to hit you with a pipe. That’s just going to happen. You might think he’s not going to do it, or that you can block it, or… I dunno, anything, ...

Chapter 129: A Line of Credit

Inside the building, everything was marble. Not in the Earth way where the building had marble flooring and just a lot of marble inlaid with other materials. As far as Matt could see, every single ...

Chapter 128: Riches in Friendship

Matt and Derek picked up an enormous amount of food from various street carts as they walked toward the bathhouse. Eventually, it was enough that they had to make a pit stop and spread their loot o...

Chapter 127: Buy Utah

“Good. Next, that tattoo. The others might not have noticed it, but don’t think that I didn’t see you apply it. Where’d you get it? And why didn’t you tell me about it? From what I saw on...

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Chapter 126: Change is Bad

Matt thought of trust as an earned thing, something that would be as immoral to withhold as it would be to deny a worker their paycheck. And for better or worse, Survivor’s Reflexes had ...

Chapter 125: Sapper’s Tattoo

“Come on! Shit!” Derek was leaping in the air, trying to get a clear shot on one of the birds as they swooped. Artemis had managed to land a hit on one of them so far, not killing it but puttin...

Chapter 124: Yeast in Dough

“Shit. I can’t climb that, guys. I’m sorry, I just can’t.” Matt was staring at a cliff face. It wasn’t dirt, and it wasn’t cracked, for the most part. It was a sheer, smooth rock face...

Chapter 123: Demon Spices

Matt, Derek, and Brennan ended up giving a jumbled, redundant retelling of not only what a Gollum was, but of the entire trilogy and The Hobbit. There were translation issues of a sort, br...

Chapter 122: Gollum

The tower captain went back to his workspace, which was a single, impractically large stone desk set in the center of the first floor. It was an inefficient use of space to set it in the middle lik...

Chapter 121: Loud Worms

Even though the destruction of an entire demon town was probably enough to worry the demon forces, the humans decided to do a bit more damage on the demon side of the border on their way out. At fi...

Chapter 120: Kill for Dagger

Then the dust cleared, and it was Matt’s turn to be surprised.

Wrapped around the precision, skilled swordsman was the kid, holding him back like someone trying to keep his friend out of a ...

Chapter 119: Human Complicated Things

Matt wanted nothing more than to be hidden while he was deep in demon territory. He immediately claimed and donned the cloak. Willing it to turn on, he was pleased to see that although it dinged hi...

Chapter 118: The Sabatuer Supreme

Matt’s Stored Strike only worked if his body was completely motionless, but he had no way of knowing if that meant in terms of him actively moving, or moving relative to other objects. H...

Chapter 117: A Heart and a Battlelord

“What is this, Matt?”

There were a lot of things going on at once in the warehouse. Most of them were mundane things, the standard kind of stuff an army would cart along with them. There ...

Chapter 116: Spices and Fire

“I think that’s a town, Matt.”

“Are you sure? It’s pretty pointy for a town. I can’t imagine why they’d build like that.” Whether it was a settlement, a town, or a small city,...