Never Die Twice 18: Spell Perfection
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Vainqueur 127: Interlude: The Tomb of Furibon
Somewhere in the New World, Holly Woods’ mountain,
Months after the battle of El Dolrado.
Sitting on his throne, in the deepest, ...
2020-06-27 09:09:05 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 126: Relationship Board
This wasn’t how Victor imagined his first 'ultrasound' session as a future father. Then again, he never expected to have one in the first place, and especially not in a ghoul-run undead clinic.&n...
2020-06-25 10:37:22 +0000 UTC View PostNever Die Twice 17: Begin Again
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A peaceful, quiet life.
As Tye managed his shop in the morning, he meditated on his...
2020-06-23 10:39:39 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 125: The Third Way
“It will take me less than ten minutes to destroy you, Wotan!” Vainqueur Knightsbane declared, expanding his wings threateningly.
“It seems you have forgotten how our last physical enco...
2020-06-23 10:39:08 +0000 UTC View PostNever Die Twice 16: Flawless Victory
Pain, coupled with humiliation, racked the princess’ body as her back hit a stone wall. She coughed blood and felt her ribs breaking under the strain.
Warning: You have t... 2020-06-20 10:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Vainqueur 124: The Return of the King
Breathing heavily, Vainqueur raised his hands and unleashed his magic for the sixtieth time. “[Terraform: Landmass]!”
His power spread across the desert beneath his and his minions’ fee...
2020-06-20 10:35:56 +0000 UTC View PostNever Die Twice Funding/Patreon Poll
As most of you know, "Never Die Twice," unlike Vainqueur the Dragon, has been sponsored entirely by one person: my main patron Kyle Reese/Knightaether (with the appropriate creati...
2020-06-19 09:29:55 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 123: One for the Team
“[Terraform: Landmass, Plains]!”
As Vainqueur shouted these magical words in the middle of the desert, a screen appeared right before him.
How much SP will you us... 2020-06-18 10:53:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Vainqueur 122: Slimonies
This was probably the most awkward breakfast in Victor’s life.
He and Chocolatine stood at each end of her kitchen table in embarrassed silence, neither of them willing to address the...
2020-06-16 10:58:43 +0000 UTC View PostNever Die Twice 15: Dungeon Crawl
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They kept coming.
Hordes of white, bloodthirsty rodents ...
2020-06-13 14:02:36 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 121: Breeding for War
Vainqueur, best dragon of all, looked at the map from atop his hoard with skepticism. “Why manlings?”
His minion advisors, gathered around the war board, exchanged glances. “Excuse us, ...
2020-06-13 09:29:26 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 120: Volume III Epilogue
Of course, the one time Victor came to Vainqueur for advice, the dragon was asleep on his hoard, belly exposed.
“Your Majesty?” Victor asked, the dragon softly snoring like a cat...
2020-06-11 11:04:58 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 119: Prophecy Fulfilled
What a bright sunny day. What could go wrong?
So Victor asked himself, as he flew over Isabelle Maure’s corner of the V&V Empire. Tonight was Samhain, the Outremonde equivalent to Hallo...
2020-06-09 11:04:13 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur Poll: Tomb of Furibon or Cat Adventures?
Choose the June Interlude of Vainqueur the Dragon!
1) The Tomb of Furibon
Everyone needs a hobby, but for Furibon, dungeon design is more than an occupation; it is a
Vainqueur 118: Home Again
“Finally!” Vainqueur rejoiced upon reaching the coast and seeing the ocean. “At long last!”
After days of flying nonstop through the desert, the sight of clear water filled him with b...
2020-06-06 10:39:27 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 117: Sleep Disorders
All was as dark as the blackest abyss.
It was far from silent though. And it smelled of honeyed cake.
“Is he waking up?” Chocolatine asked, having been at Victor's side ...
2020-06-04 09:21:06 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 116: TPW
Icefang had caught up to the fairy first, and lost.
As Vainqueur reached a destroyed village, he found Magnifique and Suffisante motionless on the ground amidst the corpses of a dozen n...
2020-06-02 10:07:21 +0000 UTC View PostNever Die Twice 14: The Princess' Quest
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As Gwen looked at the dungeon’s dark entrance, she could almost smell it. The stench...
2020-06-01 13:58:33 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 115: Item Farming
The fairy’s nest stank for miles!
The longer he observed it from above, hidden amidst the clouds and positioned against the wind, the angrier Vainqueur grew. This… this insult to...
2020-05-30 11:16:49 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 114: Looking for a Farm
It had to happen one day.
Vainqueur had pushed his minion to breed, something which he had proven surprisingly terrible at. No matter the setbacks, his chief of staff had pushed on, trying to...
2020-05-28 10:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 113: A Slice of Cat
My name is Victor Dalton, and if you read this, then it means that I am dead. Again.
As he wrote down his will, the Vizier realized that this line had lost its impact.
In his w...
2020-05-26 10:23:20 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 112: Baths and Munchkins
What a wonderful looking place.
Vainqueur glanced at the enormous, steamy bath in front of him, bordered by natural stone walls and wooden pipes. The pagoda-like inn that oversaw the area ove...
2020-05-23 10:14:52 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 111: Interlude: The Princess Documentary
“Far away, in the depths of Castle Gardemagne,” the dragon said, as a beautiful keep with shining white halls appeared on the reflective surface, “lives a deadly predator; the remnant of a by...
2020-05-21 10:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 110: The Heaven Talk
Victor Dalton, Grand Vizier of the V&V Empire, thought he had developed tinnitus for a minute. The world had gone completely silent after he heard Vainqueur’s latest words.
“I...
2020-05-19 11:51:47 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 109: Minion Recipe
“Tonight, I dine on turtle soup!”
So vowed Vainqueur Knightsbane, as he rose up with a dizzy head and a heart full of wrath. Dirt and grass covered his beautiful scales, the trail his lan...
2020-05-16 10:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostNever Die Twice 13: An Insidious Curse
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His little shop was overcrowded, and he hated it.
“Th...
2020-05-15 10:47:30 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 108: Pride and Prejudice
That BLEEPing class…
For the first nineteen levels, [Fishermen] were nothing to write about. Crap growths, useless abilities like breathing twice longer underwater, a fish animal companion....
2020-05-14 10:31:26 +0000 UTC View PostVainqueur 107: Nothing can stop the Kaiju!
Having witnessed an eruption once, when the mountain began to shake, Victor did the responsible thing.
“RETREAT!”
Gorynych immediately flew away, Vainqueur wisely following right af...
2020-05-11 17:47:39 +0000 UTC View PostNever Die Twice 12: A Hero to his Hometown
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The battle seemed to be going well, and Tye couldn’t allow that.
Between the summon...
2020-05-11 16:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post