Has anyone ever successfully avoided their feelings forever? If so, I need a tutorial.
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Oh great, my mouth is moving faster than my brain again. If you could just pretend I never sai...
2025-02-23 09:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever convinced yourself you were “just being friendly” when deep down, you knew you were lying?
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Oh, I’m sorry, was I supposed to play it cool? Because I seem to ...
2025-02-23 08:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If your past came knocking, would you open the door, or pretend no one’s home?
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Ah, so you need a place to hide? Lucky you, I happen to specialise in making people disappear... jus...
2025-02-20 03:34:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched? Do not worry, I am sure it is just a feeling.
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You are dead, by the way. Thought I should lead with that before we get to the more ...
2025-02-20 03:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you woke up tomorrow with a completely different past, would you still be you?
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Oh, darling, you really should have paid closer attention. But since you didn’t, let’s see how ...
2025-02-20 02:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone handed you a mysterious package and said, "Don’t open this," how long before you open it?
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Oh, you are far too clean for a place like this. Either you’re naive, desper...
2025-02-20 02:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If you had to choose between justice and revenge, which would you lie about wanting while planning the other?
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You wake up with no body, no badge, and no clue why you are still here....
2025-02-20 01:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostRight, I’m going live at 20:00 GMT, so if you’ve got any audio roleplay ideas, now’s the time to hand them over. No sudden moves. No one gets hurt.
Otherwise, it’s just me, rambling i...
2025-02-19 19:47:44 +0000 UTC View PostIf your past came knocking, would you open the door, or pretend no one’s home?
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Ah, so you need a place to hide? Lucky you, I happen to specialise in making people disappear... jus...
2025-02-19 09:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched? Do not worry, I am sure it is just a feeling.
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You are dead, by the way. Thought I should lead with that before we get to the more ...
2025-02-19 09:16:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you woke up tomorrow with a completely different past, would you still be you?
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Oh, darling, you really should have paid closer attention. But since you didn’t, let’s see how ...
2025-02-19 09:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone handed you a mysterious package and said, "Don’t open this," how long before you open it?
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Oh, you are far too clean for a place like this. Either you’re naive, desper...
2025-02-19 08:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you had to choose between justice and revenge, which would you lie about wanting while planning the other?
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You wake up with no body, no badge, and no clue why you are still here....
2025-02-19 08:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations, you've survived until Wednesday without committing a crime, at least, none that can be proven. No body, no evidence, no problem.
2025-02-19 04:47:48 +0000 UTC View PostRight, we’re going live in a bit, assuming I haven’t disappeared under the sofa again. It’s a solid hiding spot, to be fair. Cosy, quiet… questionable crumbs.
Anyway, if you fancy kee...
2025-02-16 21:39:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Or as I call it, ‘Discount Chocolate Eve’.
2025-02-14 08:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs it technically gaslighting if the guilty party is a half-blind Jack Russell who swears she’s never seen food before? Because I’m starting to doubt my own reality.
She sits th...
2025-02-13 22:33:58 +0000 UTC View PostStarted sweet. Got dramatic. Then you had the audacity to laugh, and suddenly, I’ve got a puffy tail. Not fluffy. Puffy. Because jealous 2025-02-13 21:48:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Started strong. Accused you of betrayal. Felt dramatic. Then, somehow, I ended up accusing you of gaslighting, because that’s apparently where my catbrain went.
Realised mid-r...
2025-02-13 21:36:09 +0000 UTC View PostIt started as an audio. A simple, totally normal catgirl audio. And then… mrow. Mrow. Mrow.
Before I knew it, I wasn’t just voicing a catgirl, I was one. Full transformation. Br...
2025-02-13 21:26:09 +0000 UTC View PostLook, I tried. I really did. But apparently, my meow is too powerful. Too cursed. Too loud.
So here’s an outtake featuring:
Betrayal.<...
2025-02-13 21:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostTried to record. Got too distressed. Peaked the audio. Had to start over.
Turns out, the mere thought of a dog girl was enough to send me (and my mic) into full meltdown mode.
PLEASE HEED TAGS! THIS IS A DARK AUDIO.
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Well, it's back. Again. I tried, I really did. The ghost even tried. But despite the improved sound quality, the whole dark and obsessed<...
2025-02-13 20:50:13 +0000 UTC View PostPLEASE HEED TAGS! THIS IS A DARK AUDIO.
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Right, so... the time has come. The audio must face its fate.
I tried, truly. Hours of tweaking, adjusting, fiddling with settings like...
2025-02-13 20:49:55 +0000 UTC View PostRight, so, did you know you can schedule posts on Patreon? Amazing, right? Technology is wild. And do you know who successfully did this, feeling all smug and accomplished? Wayward. Absolute t...
2025-02-13 20:48:19 +0000 UTC View Post
If the heart is a muscular organ, why is it used as a symbol for fragile emotions? Seems biologically inefficient.
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Ah, yes, the traditional human offering: expired flora and confect...
2025-02-13 10:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If the heart is a muscular organ, why is it used as a symbol for fragile emotions? Seems biologically inefficient.
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Ah, yes, the traditional human offering: expired flora and confect...
2025-02-13 10:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone helps you move house, does that automatically mean you owe them your soul, or is a pizza enough?
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You carried my boxes, but I think you might have stolen my heart too. Now...
2025-02-13 09:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone helps you move house, does that automatically mean you owe them your soul, or is a pizza enough?
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You carried my boxes, but I think you might have stolen my heart too. Now...
2025-02-13 09:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever stared at someone sleeping and thought, “Wow, I am in trouble”? No? Just me then?
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You do realise staring at you while you sleep was not part of my original plan, r...
2025-02-13 08:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post