Would you rather be stuck in a tea shop or a coffee shop during a zombie apocalypse?
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I saved you from the zombies, but don’t think for a second that I did it because I like you. T...
2024-12-20 00:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the ultimate baked good to confess your feelings with?
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Tell me, am I your only sworn enemy, or are you secretly seeing another baker? Because I don’t like competition. 2024-12-19 02:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the ultimate baked good to confess your feelings with?
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Tell me, am I your only sworn enemy, or are you secretly seeing another baker? Because I don’t like competition. 2024-12-19 02:21:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How far would you go to win a snowball fight? Would a hospital visit be too far?
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I knocked you out with a snowball, and now we’re talking about love? What is happening?
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2024-12-19 02:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How far would you go to win a snowball fight? Would a hospital visit be too far?
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I knocked you out with a snowball, and now we’re talking about love? What is happening?
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2024-12-19 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If your life had a fan campaign, what would people be campaigning to bring back?
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You know, I missed more than just the show. I missed you... and all your ridiculous donut-stealing h...
2024-12-19 01:48:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If your life had a fan campaign, what would people be campaigning to bring back?
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You know, I missed more than just the show. I missed you... and all your ridiculous donut-stealing h...
2024-12-19 01:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s worse: being stuck in a blizzard or stuck with someone who loves Christmas too much?
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Santa’s kidnapped, and you think we can just ignore it? Oh no, we’re saving him, an...
2024-12-19 01:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s worse: being stuck in a blizzard or stuck with someone who loves Christmas too much?
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Santa’s kidnapped, and you think we can just ignore it? Oh no, we’re saving him, an...
2024-12-19 01:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you go on a blind date if your sibling set it up, or are you sane?
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My brother thinks he’s funny, but tonight might just be the best thing he’s ever done
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Would you go on a blind date if your sibling set it up, or are you sane?
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My brother thinks he’s funny, but tonight might just be the best thing he’s ever done
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Why do we call it “falling in love” when it feels more like being pushed off a cliff?
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Do you know what’s better than writing letters to Santa? Falling in love with someone who...
2024-12-19 00:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do we call it “falling in love” when it feels more like being pushed off a cliff?
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Do you know what’s better than writing letters to Santa? Falling in love with someone who...
2024-12-19 00:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Is snooping for presents a Christmas tradition, or am I just morally dubious?
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You’re sneaking around the house... but why? What could you possibly be looking for?
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Is snooping for presents a Christmas tradition, or am I just morally dubious?
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You’re sneaking around the house... but why? What could you possibly be looking for?
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1. Printers fear me for good reason.
2. Oreos: just evil wrapped in packaging.
3. Mild corgi fixation (it’s healthy, I swear).
4. I bleed tea, cry tea, am tea.
5. Grumpine...
2024-12-18 14:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it socially unacceptable to eat someone’s chocolate but perfectly fine for them to steal your stapler?
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Alright, let’s just say this was not my finest moment...
2024-12-16 14:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is it socially unacceptable to eat someone’s chocolate but perfectly fine for them to steal your stapler?
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Alright, let’s just say this was not my finest moment...
2024-12-16 01:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostDearest Santa,
Oh, so that’s how it’s going to be, is it? A kill squad? Really? I must say, I expected better from you, Claus. Well, not better exactly, but...
2024-12-15 02:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostAlso, this does not contain singing.
Not at all.
You cannot call this singing.
This is a cry for help...or caffeine .
2024-12-14 03:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostDearest Santa,
Well, well, well, if it isn't the festive fraud himself. Creeping about in the dead of night, breaking into homes, bribing children with cheap tat to cover your undoubtedly sor...
2024-12-14 02:20:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Three years of pining, one late-night walk, and a mountain of sarcasm to hide my nerves. Honestly, it’s a miracle I didn’t trip over my own words—and yet, here we are. Turns out, love confess...
2024-12-10 21:23:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, you’re still playing the “good guy,” are you? Adorable. Let me know how that works out while you’re holding my hand and leaning closer under these Christmas lights.
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Why does every love confession feel like being wrapped in tinsel? Unnecessarily sparkly and a little suffocating.
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You’re the reason I hate Christmas, you know that? And now you’...
2024-12-10 21:13:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to the Bon Bon, darling. Let’s see if your knack for trouble still matches my tolerance for your nonsense—or if this time, you’ll finally pay the tab in blood.
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Would you kindly ignore the singing at the start of the audio?
Welcome to Rapture, darling. It’s a city full of freedom—at the cost of your soul, of course. Don’t worry, I’ll be your ...
2024-12-10 21:02:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Why does love always feel like a DIY project with missing instructions?
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There’s something special about our first Christmas together, even if I’m making a complete mess of it. 2024-12-10 19:34:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you think clumsiness is endearing, or does it make you want to carry an emergency first aid kit?
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Turns out, saying ‘I can skate’ and actually being able to skate are wildly d...
2024-12-10 19:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Why does love always feel like a DIY project with missing instructions?
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There’s something special about our first Christmas together, even if I’m making a complete mess of it. 2024-12-10 19:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you think clumsiness is endearing, or does it make you want to carry an emergency first aid kit?
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Turns out, saying ‘I can skate’ and actually being able to skate are wildly d...
2024-12-10 19:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post