AUDIO ROLEPLAY - You’ve Always Known You’re Just Like Me - No Hero
Oh, you’re still playing the “good guy,” are you? Adorable. Let me know how that works out while you’re holding my hand and leaning closer under these Christmas lights.
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Oh, you’re still playing the “good guy,” are you? Adorable. Let me know how that works out while you’re holding my hand and leaning closer under these Christmas lights.
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I’m not saying you owe me, but I could’ve been sunbathing under twin suns right now. Instead, I’m here... staring at you. Merry Christmas, idiot.
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Event: 2024-11-21 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Three years of pining, one late-night walk, and a mountain of sarcasm to hide my nerves. Honestly, it’s a miracle I didn’t trip over my own words—and yet, here we are. Turns out, love confess...
2024-11-21 01:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not saying you owe me, but I could’ve been sunbathing under twin suns right now. Instead, I’m here... staring at you. Merry Christmas, idiot.
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Event: 2024-11-21 01:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If I’m short, then you’re tall... tall enough to topple over when I slice at your ankles, aren’t you?
2024-11-17 21:18:14 +0000 UTC View PostLook at me, the poster child for success. It’s all fine. F-I-N-E. Definitely not on fire
2024-11-17 08:42:43 +0000 UTC View PostYou’ve got that smile again. You know, the one that makes me want to say embarrassing things just to see if I can keep it there.
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Event: A late-night confession where I, th...
2024-11-16 06:15:51 +0000 UTC View PostPlease note Mistress Wayward’s voice is… under the weather.
Mistress Wayward is muttering about “mouth sounds” and “fattening audio,” something about rain masking im...
2024-11-16 04:14:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, yes, nothing screams ‘pro gamer’ like being startled to death by a sheep. But don’t worry—I’ve got big plans to redeem myself... by dying a hundred more times.
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Event: ...
2024-11-16 03:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve got that smile again. You know, the one that makes me want to say embarrassing things just to see if I can keep it there.
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Event: A late-night confession where I, th...
2024-11-16 03:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, yes, nothing screams ‘pro gamer’ like being startled to death by a sheep. But don’t worry—I’ve got big plans to redeem myself... by dying a hundred more times.
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Event: ...
2024-11-16 02:37:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you kindly ignore the singing at the start of the audio?
Welcome to Rapture, darling. It’s a city full of freedom—at the cost of your soul, of course. Don’t worry, I’ll be your ...
2024-11-16 01:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome back to the Bon Bon, darling. Let’s see if your knack for trouble still matches my tolerance for your nonsense—or if this time, you’ll finally pay the tab in blood.
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Oh, darling, did you think you’d moved on? Lucky for you, I’m here to make sure you’ll never get rid of me quite that easily…
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Event: I’ve come back to see...
2024-11-15 05:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
So, apparently, ‘welcoming’ your new neighbour involves showing up with their favourite cake and babbling about every awkward memory you thought you’d buried. Cheers to me for managing to spi...
2024-11-15 04:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t look so surprised—weren’t you looking for me? Well, you’ve found me now… and I don’t intend on leaving any time soon.
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Event: A ‘chan...
2024-11-15 04:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just the unflappable professional here to serve you some champagne and … accidentally profess undying affection, apparently. I swear, I totally didn’t bribe the crew...
2024-11-15 04:46:45 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, risking my entire career for you might be the worst decision I've ever made... or maybe the best. But don't go thinking you've got me wrapped around your finger, even if we both know you ...
2024-11-15 04:40:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t worry—I’m not here to be your ‘good girl.’ I’ve got my own plans… but you’re welcome to try and stop me.
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Event: A private heart-to...
2024-11-15 04:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Not to sound totally creepy, but… watching you sleep might just be the best part of my night. You’re stuck with me and my ‘heart eyes’ forever.
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Event: Late at night,...
2024-11-15 04:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, you finally woke up. Took you long enough – and here I was, all dolled up just for you! But don’t worry – I’ve got all night, and you’re not going anywhere. 😉
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I swear, it’s not my fault her face met that cake—Emma was asking for it. But if you think that means I’m jealous, well… maybe you’re not wrong.
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Event: An unfortun...
2024-11-15 04:16:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just ‘fine’ as always, right? Except for, you know, the fact that I might be on the verge of hating everything and the only one keeping me sane is you. Lucky for me,...
2024-11-15 04:11:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Sharing a tent, trying not to confess… but you’re looking at me like that, so how am I supposed to sleep?
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Event: Alright, so we’re sharing a tent, it’s raining, and ...
2024-11-15 04:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t mind me—just ruining a perfectly good friendship by admitting I might be hopelessly, tragically in love with you. But hey, no pressure, right?
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So, here we are—cellmates in some dodgy American jail, all because I may or may not have torched the world's largest Oreo. But if you think that's my biggest problem right now... let's just say y...
2024-11-15 03:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine your worst enemy cooking you breakfast… badly. Just don’t question how they knew your favourite coffee or why they happen to know exactly where you keep the cutlery.
Oh, you're really trying to leave, are you? Thought you’d wriggle free from my cuddle hold… not happening, love. Not until you pry my arms off one by one!
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Event: Snuggli...
2024-11-15 03:33:41 +0000 UTC View PostOh, don’t look so surprised—weren’t you looking for me? Well, you’ve found me now… and I don’t intend on leaving any time soon.
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Event: A ‘chan...
2024-11-15 02:44:21 +0000 UTC View PostSo, apparently, ‘welcoming’ your new neighbour involves showing up with their favourite cake and babbling about every awkward memory you thought you’d buried. Cheers to me for managing to spi...
2024-11-15 01:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post