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This Is What Wanting Does - F4A - Horror Romance - You’re Mine Now, Just Like the Voice Said

I begged you to see me. I tried everything, every little thing, just to be noticed. But she was always in the way, wasn't she? Her smile, her touch, the way your eyes followed her and never me. So ...

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The Official Badger‑Approved Guide to My Listener Types

So apparently my listeners fall broadly into about eight groups. Possibly also holes. Not you though, you’re graceful. I’m the one face-planting into a drain cover like a clumsy little urban ba...

Let Sleeping Lamias Lie - F4A - Cosy Monster Girl Romance - She’s Warm, She’s Soft, She’s Not Letting Go

You said you had to go. You even sat up. But you didn’t get far, did you? Not with me wrapped around you like this. Not with all this warmth, this softness, this closeness. I know what you’re t...

Sad Kitten Eyes Are a Weapon - F4A - Supernatural Slice of Life - Exiled Goddess Adopts a Mortal Roommate

I was a goddess this morning. Powerful, radiant, adored. Now I am cold, mortal, and apparently in need of permission to enter a flat. Ridiculous. You opened the door, which means you’re mine now....

Hull Hath No Fury - F4A - Urban Fantasy Comedy - She’s Definitely Not Wagging Her Tail (She Is)

Okay. So. I might have accidentally done a tiny bit of demon business. Nothing big. Just a little harmless relocation. To Hull. For your ex. But it's fine, because I got you a ball. You li...

Sand and Deliver - F4A - Supernatural Comedy - She’s Been Waiting a Thousand Years for a “Hi”

Okay, so technically I’m the eternal guardian of this temple, sworn to protect an ancient treasure with three impossible riddles. Tiny snag. I forgot the riddles. All of them. Ages ago. But then ...

Déjà Who - F4A - Sci-Fi Horror Romance - I Stole You Out of Time for Myself

You do not recognise me, do you? Of course you do not. You never do. I have loved you 278 times already and you slip through my fingers every time. I have broken laws older than the stars to keep y...

I Definitely Wasn’t Waiting at the Door - F4A - Wholesome Romance - I’ve Missed You and It Shows

I wasn’t waiting at the door. I wasn’t. I mean, I was, but not in a weird way. It’s just... I heard your key and I knew it was you and my heart did that ridiculous thing and then you walked i...

Yes, I'm a Koala, No, I Won't Let Go - F4A - Domestic Slice of Life - I’ll Cling Until I Pass Out and Then Cling More

I wasn’t asleep. I swear I wasn’t asleep. Just like you’re not late, right? You’re never late, and I wasn’t asleep. Except I was. But only because you weren’t here, and I missed you, an...

A Twin Thing You Wouldn’t Understand - F4A - Psychological Horror - The Twin Who Shouldn’t Have You But Takes You Anyway

I told you to drink your water. You did, because you trust her. You always trust her. But I'm not her, and you should have seen it by now. I'm the good twin, the one who’s always been there, the ...

You Invited Me In, Remember? - F4A - Supernatural Horror - Polite Monster Plays With Their Food

You opened your door to me, so willingly. Such a simple act, so ordinary, yet so delicious. I came expecting dinner, but now I find myself lingering. You hide well for someone so sweet. A curious l...

I Hope You Know This Is All Your Fault - F4A - Slice of Life - Love Hurts When You Have to Get Up

I tell myself I hate your warmth. I whisper it into the space between us like a charm to ward off how much I want to stay wrapped around you. Your arms, your sleepy smile, the way you breathe again...

Avoiding You Gently - F4A - Office Romance - Confession Backfires in the Best Way

I wasn’t going to say anything. I was going to come in, say hi, or nothing at all really, and then walk out like a normal person who definitely has not been actively avoiding you for months becau...

The Stranger in Your Own Skin - F4A - Psychological Sci Fi - A Voice That Knows You Too Well

You came here looking for something. A thrill. A fix. A way out. And I know that, even if you won’t say it out loud. I’ve seen so many people walk through this door, but none of them ever looke...

Something Warm in You - F4A - Psychological Horror Romance - Nightmare Demon Develops Feelings They Shouldn’t

They were never meant to matter. I was created to bring fear, not warmth. I watch the cracks in their mind widen, feel their heartbeat quicken in my presence, and still I falter. I should have drag...

The Conscience Was a Mistake - F4A - Fantasy Comedy - Trying to Be Good While Plotting Patricide

You were drunk, I was desperate, and somehow we’re getting married. Not really married. Just fake married. For a murder plot. It’s complicated. You’re not supposed to be attractive or kind or...

How to Get Murdered in Three Easy Steps - F4A - Noir Flirtation - The Boss’s Daughter Has Been Watching You

You’re in my seat. That’s how it begins.
You give me that look, the one that’s worked for you before, and I let you think it’s working again. I let you offer the drink, the compliments, ...

Petty Looks Good on Me - F4A - Slice of Life - I Can Do This (Because You Said I Could)

I should be asleep. I should be calm. I got the job, didn’t I? I survived the nightmare of that last place, I made it through two impossible interviews, I got everything I wanted. So why does it ...

Let Me Love the Guarded One - F4A - Fantasy Romance - A Wounded Knight Finally Comes Home

You came back with blood on your hands and silence in your mouth. I told myself I wouldn’t say it, not like this, but I can’t stand watching you fall apart and pretending I don’t see it. The ...

The One That Got Away (And Then Came Back) - F4A - Romantic Drama - You’ve Been Living Rent-Free in My Head Ever Since

I told myself I was fine. I told myself I’d moved on. But the second I saw you again, every lie I’d built to survive cracked open. You smiled at me and I fell apart. All those nights I spent in...

Knock Knock, Who Isn’t There? - F4A - Horror Romance - A Charming Neighbour Reveals Her Deadly Secret

You left the door open again, darling. What were you expecting, honestly? That no one would come in? That nothing would notice? I did call out. I really did. But you never answer, do you? Not unles...