To: All Empire Employees
Subject: HR Department Disbanded in Freak Lightsaber Accident
It is with great sadness (and a hint of confusion) that we inform you of the tragic demise of the ...
2023-03-01 01:35:42 +0000 UTC
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To: All Empire HR Staff
Subject: Lady Sith's Tea-Slaughtering Habit
We regret to inform you that Lady Sith's latest Tea Slave has met an unfortunate end, bringing our current Tea Slave ...
2023-03-01 01:26:10 +0000 UTC
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(This is what I am doing instead of sleeping as my audio layers render)
CONTRACT FOR EMPIRE TEA SLAVE IN SERVICE TO LADY SITH
Congratulations on your decision to join the esteemed ranks...
2023-03-01 01:17:56 +0000 UTC
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Attention tea enthusiasts, the Empire and Lady Sith are in search of a new Tea Slave to replace the dearly departed No. 14 – may they rest in pieces. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to s...
2023-03-01 01:03:39 +0000 UTC
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Dear [Former Employee],
It is with great regret that we must inform you of your termination from the position of Tea Slave No. 14 with the Empire – following the unfortunate incident in whi...
2023-03-01 00:49:21 +0000 UTC
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Dear [Applicant],
Congratulations! Your application for the position of Tea Slave No. 14 with the Empire has been accepted – Lady Sith is eagerly anticipating meeting you, and by "eagerly a...
2023-03-01 00:45:49 +0000 UTC
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ffectingI've decided that today is the day that I start breaking my Pepsi Max addiction because it's really a my voice.
Anyone have any advice for a muppet with an addiction.
2023-03-01 00:08:13 +0000 UTC
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The thrill of being able to take away everything that their superhero nemesis loves is a temptation that they cannot resist. While the hero may try to be noble, the supervillain embraces their dark...
2023-02-28 23:29:39 +0000 UTC
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You can hear the playful tone in her voice, and you know your girlfriend is up to something naughty; the way her voice curls around the words of the poem sends a shiver of desire down your spine.
2023-02-28 22:52:42 +0000 UTC
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She laughs softly, a sound that fills you with desire and longing, knowing just how much she's affecting you. And all this teasing is just because you know how to undo her so very well.
💜ð...
2023-02-28 22:16:40 +0000 UTC
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The mere thought of being your submissive, your good girl, ignites a fire within me, driving me to surrender completely. However, it is never that easy to be that nakedly honest.
💜💜💜...
2023-02-28 21:45:05 +0000 UTC
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You thought you finally had her cornered, but the elusive cat burglar known as "Cat" managed to slip through your fingers once again. But this time, things are different. You find yourself locked i...
2023-02-27 19:40:50 +0000 UTC
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When it comes to office flirting, you and your co-worker don't hold back. For months, the printer and fax machine were witness to your very professional flirtation, but it's time to take things to ...
2023-02-27 19:34:03 +0000 UTC
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The Sorcerer Supreme is in deep trouble, and your only hope is an unlikely hero - your own adorkable magical cloak. After a magical battle gone awry, you were rendered unconscious and found yoursel...
2023-02-27 19:28:02 +0000 UTC
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That is all.
2023-02-24 23:10:48 +0000 UTC
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Here's an example of the audio glitches and why I have to re-edit from raw audio.
2023-02-24 18:40:13 +0000 UTC
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The Sith are known for their ruthless nature, and Lady Sith is no exception. Her latest apprentice has made a grave error, one that will have final and devastating consequences. Despite their pleas...
2023-02-24 18:31:08 +0000 UTC
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Orchid is in panic editing mode, fuelled by coffee and spite. This is the reedit of the first audio, and you get a bonus of 7 extra sith-full seconds. Again, I am so sorry for the issues.
2023-02-24 17:59:37 +0000 UTC
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Are you ready to embark on a journey into the dark side? The Sith are calling, and they need your skills to bolster their ranks. As a member of their staff, you'll have the opportunity to work alon...
2023-02-24 15:17:52 +0000 UTC
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Orchid is in panic editing mode, fuelled by coffee and spite. This is the reedit of the first audio, and you get a bonus of 40 extra sith-full seconds. Again, I am so sorry for the issues.
2023-02-24 14:56:46 +0000 UTC
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It is just temporary, as I need to reedit them because there was a glitch that was somehow exacerbated by the render process. Please bear with me as I go back to the raw audio and try to fix it.
2023-02-24 12:35:34 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to hell, where a short-statured demon and her diabolical human-hating brother find themselves in a competition for the throne. Shortie is determined to be bad and evil, but it quickly becom...
2023-02-20 17:01:36 +0000 UTC
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So this would be what you would call a last-minute change, but to make up for it, there is going to be an extra livestream this month. The new schedule for February is as follows:
CHI...
2023-02-19 19:07:13 +0000 UTC
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Option 1.

Option2.
2023-02-18 21:32:17 +0000 UTC
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Don't underestimate my adorably evil nature just because I'm short!
😈😈😈😈
[F4A] Team Shortie [Demon Roleplay][Short and Cute Demon Roleplay][Supernatural][God Is My Grandad][...
2023-02-18 21:20:32 +0000 UTC
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