Starting next Friday, August 15th, Andrew will bongo board for 53 minutes consecutively, or until he dies. We'll update with details of the livestream, BUT in the meantime we are going to throw in ...
2020-08-07 21:52:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Welp, Andrew is re-thinking a lot of his life choices today. As you may recall, he recently pledged that he would stand on a balance board for 1 minute for every Patron we get this July, & ever...
2020-07-28 20:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
untold number of uses for this banger.
-Evan G
2020-07-27 17:52:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Backing. Track. For. All. Your. Hard. Raps.
2020-07-27 17:47:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the track from Andrew's #FrontTheFlyers!
2020-07-27 13:31:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Promo time.
The long-and-short: for everyone who joins our Patreon and becomes a Schmosketeer (or, by technicality, increases their existing pledge), Andrew must stay balanced on a bong...
2020-07-08 16:23:57 +0000 UTC View Post
SONG OF THE SUMMER, I'LL GO AHEAD AND SAY IT
ALSO RAMP OF THE SUMMER
-Evan G
2020-07-01 21:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Make up your own song with this instrumental. It's a ramp! (my new word for bop)
-Evan G
2020-07-01 21:26:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Feast your ears on these ramps!! (my new word for stems)
-Evan G
2020-07-01 21:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Everyone! tomorrow is our May Livestream, and it's open to ALL patrons since most folks are still sequestered right now.
At Robert's suggestion, it will be an honorary cel...
2020-05-21 16:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post
AT LONG LAST! The stems to Tosche Station! I had to compress to a format that would attach to patreon since the full res were 286 MB per stem. Also––these are the stems to the extended version ...
2020-05-12 20:34:19 +0000 UTC View PostHere are the broken down stems so you can add elements to your tracks––or even re-remix the whole shebang! (maybe there's just one re, though––a remix, if we're being technical.)
Hope...
2020-05-11 20:28:59 +0000 UTC View PostAlready looking forward to re-using this instrumental 1 billion times in other videos––and now you can, too!
Shoutout to Aaron Beaumont for writing some beautiful strings and to Ms. Goody...
2020-05-11 20:25:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a download for Have You Ever Had A Dream! Perfect for all your raging dance parties––or during the lockdown, for all your raging zoom dance parties. We can all listen to this track while...
2020-05-11 20:22:26 +0000 UTC View Post
People voted on their favorite Lost Meme from our last video across platforms and this one ended up winning by a decent margin––so we bring you Have You Ever Had A Dream: The Song!
We add...
2020-05-08 19:52:16 +0000 UTC View Post
For our monthly "livestream" this month we opted for a zoom hangout. Because we all live in Zoom now. Here is a 30 minute ish chunk of that hangout for all to enjoy -- we basically did not do anyth...
2020-05-04 21:10:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi! We're all still stuck inside! Unless you're an essential worker, in which case, God bless you.
Our monthly live gathering will be, instead of our usual performance / Q&A over y...
2020-04-30 18:57:55 +0000 UTC View PostThese stems are some of the tasiest in recent memory, the synth bass and guitar/strings will get you far if you want to repurpose. And if you want to remix the vocals, let us know what Art® you en...
2020-04-27 20:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe you want to do an Instagram Live DJ dance set and you don't need all those distracting "vocals" in all those "songs." If so, this is the perfect track for you––120 BPM, good for getting p...
2020-04-27 20:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the track download for The Lost Memes! Key of G minor or Bb major for anyone hoping to play along. We're pollling people on the community tab to see who's the Best Unintentional Singer...
2020-04-27 20:26:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Schmos of the world! We collected some of the most-requested memes in our inbox that we never had the chance to songify, and blended them into a Meme Choir. Even though their pixels may be few, it ...
2020-04-27 20:22:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys, what with all the societal shenanigans going on, we have not done a stream for March. What if, since we all live there now, we had a meeting in Zoom? Imma start one right now just to se...
2020-04-13 18:33:41 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the instrumental track for Once Again, may it keep you chilled out with its laid back tempo and CRUSH any bad vibes before they even think about entering your mind
2020-04-10 21:51:22 +0000 UTC View Post
here's the track download so you can listen to Bernie Sanders & Joe Exotic while you're tuning out your siblings / roommates / significant others in your self-isolated state, or blasting it out...
2020-04-10 21:49:43 +0000 UTC View Post
HELLO FROM QUARANTINE––we hope all you schmos are staying safe and hygienic, and we clap from our window to all the essential worker schmos who are making everything possible! 💖
We all...
2020-04-10 21:46:58 +0000 UTC View Post
QUARANTINE SPECIAL - listlessly going through old crap...found this ancient dusty Logic session for Winning - A Song By Charlie Sheen!
Enjoy! The guitar still shreds! And for some reaso...
2020-03-31 21:23:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Here be the stems for all you DJs who would like to remix a song with the lyrics "go wash your penis".
2020-03-24 20:22:28 +0000 UTC View Post
As a tiny, miniscule way to easy the plight of everyone around the world in isolation, we went back through our whole library of tracks and made this album of chill remixes in the "lofi" aka low-fi...
2020-03-24 18:41:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Everyone –
we are extremely quarantined here in NYC right now. It's best practice regardless, but as you may or may not know depending on how on instagram you are, my wi...
2020-03-16 18:26:38 +0000 UTC View Post