Please Help Me Shrek
You can literally hear my self loathing for choosing such a hard accent
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Ramblefap - Dec 2020
Hey y'all!! I recorded this a few days ago and haven't had the nerve to post, but here we go!!
I'm sorry it's a little late. January's ramblefap will be posted in January :3
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2021-01-12 23:59:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe Wanderer: Cyberpunk 2077
(woops sorry i forgot to post last night)
2021-01-08 12:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostCommissions and Phone Calls!
As always, come forward on discord (Ivy Wilde#2075) or email (ivy_wildeva@outlook.com) for your patron rewards!!
I would reach out to all of you individually, but it takes al...
2021-01-08 11:37:49 +0000 UTC View PostFrench Be Like: Too Blegg
studies french for 5 years: absolutely not
studies german for 2: oh okay bitch i see you
'What's The Point In Studying German?'
Because one day you'll want to make audio porn as a french spy and some people will have a fetish for multilingual women. Anyway, this is supposed to say:
'Room Six-Nine please. And if ...
2021-01-05 14:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostExperiences Seductress Teaches You Confidence Using Hypnosis
WIT A TWIST
2020-12-22 22:56:13 +0000 UTC View PostGoth Bully Gets Bored on a Camping Trip
grrrrrr or whatever goths say
A Grudge Match with Your Delinquent Roommate
*fucks you* lol
*kisses you after sex* oh um... is this... okay? hh
2020-12-10 20:06:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt's That Time!!
Please message me on discord (Ivy Wilde#2075), twitter (@Ivy_WildeVA) or email (ivy_wildeva@outlook.com) to claim your phone call for this month!! I'll be booking y'all in for the next few we...
2020-12-09 21:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostI Been Watchin Too Much Dang TV
Big PP Points to anyone who can name the show
2020-12-03 13:38:51 +0000 UTC View PostnnnnnNOOOOOOOOOOO
If I go too far, or you need to stop, just... say....
*BWWAAAHHHHHHHH*
2020-12-01 14:40:49 +0000 UTC View PostCommission - Wholesome, Loving, GFE Sleepaid
Y'all like sleep?
2020-11-24 16:14:57 +0000 UTC View PostMy First Soundpack!
I got a request to start posting everything I make on here so folks don't have to follow my twitter, so here's the first update!
Since my computer is bust, I'm stealing my housemat...
2020-11-24 12:16:16 +0000 UTC View PostSomebody Commissioned Me To Chat Shit And Eat A Popsicle
Have some really boring and probably terrible ASMR of me talking about a couple things in my life including my first time, holidays, tv, and the pressure of productivity in our mortality.
'Hey Ivy, Can We Get Some Supporting Vocals?'
me: ya sure of course!!!
-later, recording-
me: Okay. Don't belt it. It's SUPPORTING. Be gentle. You're there for the harmony.
my trashy metal voice: BELT
me: no, please be soft...
Ramblefap: October and November
Fellas, lemme tell you this was an adventure. I'm sorry for being so late with October's, it was a really crazy month for me and I literally didn't have time to myself for the entire 31 days.
This Is Also Why I Don't Write My Own Scripts
PSA: It was actually that stupid.
2020-10-26 16:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhy I Don't Write My Own Scripts
PSA: It really isn't that funny.
2020-10-26 16:09:04 +0000 UTC View Post