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246 - The Island Boys Slapping Rivers Cuomo's Giant Ass

The next Gene Simmons is probably a Kick streamer, Weezer should consider getting BBLs, and sadly in today's world the Winkster would be more popular than Barney.

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River Vanished

Here's the last one of these songs for now (and a ZIP download of all 4 of these songs for anyone who wants it). This is intended to be a sort of power-pop song with shoegaze/dream-pop elements and...

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245 - We Put an Imagine Dragons MP3 on the Moon

Musicians are going crazy in space, and Imagine Dragons are getting a piece of the action. Maybe Elvis should have Spaceland on the moon. And maybe Offset needs a group with his nephew since he was...

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244 - The Big as Fuck Blue Dot

Was Mildred J. Hill's "Happy Birthday" what "Creep" is to Radiohead? Plus, the IRS is auctioning Tekashi 6ix9ine's Star of David pendant and Katy Perry is going to space.

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243 - Purple Smurf (ft. Spencer & Cole)

Imagine your german shepherd brings a dead Smurf to your doorstep. Plus, Will Smith is taking over the rap game with the Sunday Service Choir. Featuring Spencer (@TGOFV_Pod) and Cole (@aryanblackgi...

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Strangest Memorabilia

This song has a good momentum to it despite not really having clearly denoted verses and choruses, and there's a chance I'll come back to it someday with a new arrangement. I feel like I could remo...

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242 - Billie Bean

This week: Boneless Thugs body horror, Mr. Bean Saudi Arabia luxury real estate, Bikini Bottom is a U.S. protectorate, and the government is removing our wisdom teeth to make us stupid.

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Ballad of Good Intentions

A few years ago I covered the acapella song "The Ballad of David Icke" by Clem Snide with a full-band arrangement, and this song was an attempt to write something new with a similar feel to that co...

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241 - The Bryan Adams Benefit for Toilet Etiquette

Veteran players should do senior pranks at the Super Bowl, and since Vince Neil has a jet he should get to do the Super Bowl flyover, since they're not letting geriatric rockers perform at halftime...

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In the Wild

A couple years ago I (Charles) started working on a bunch of songs to see what I could do with electric guitar and bass recorded entirely in the box using Guitar Rig. I moved on from these to songs...

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240 - A New Kind of Pizzagate

Ringo Starr has never tried pizza, the Grammys completely snub Great White and Whitesnake, and Charles and Alex learn that Alvin and the Chipmunks were nominated for Record of the Year at the very ...

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239 - Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash

Charles, Alex, and Dan talk about being in the navy—the British one and the Village People one. Plus, the downfall of the world's first—and now last—major-label NFT band.

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238 - Bigger Than Judas

Charles and Alex talk about Foo Fighters pinball, the Trump memecoin, and Lil Wayne's Joan Jett Signature Series Melody Maker.

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237 - CleanBoss / DirtyBoss

Charles and Alex wonder if John D. Rockefeller would have turned into a whiny Elon-style baby if he had to listen to the Red Dead guys shit talk him all day online. Plus, Pitbull gets into the bota...

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236 - Ticketmaster Should Copyright Clapping

Charles and Alex discuss IDF catgirls, Kelly Clarkson's DoD funding, and how the happy birthday song should be on the Billboard charts all year. Also there should be a version of The Price is Right...

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235 - Proto Mom Rock (ft. Palma)

Palma (@sweetxpalma) takes Charles and Alex through the early dad-rock years of Fleetwood Mac before their fateful pivot to mom rock.

Tracklist:

If You Be My Baby

Ooh Baby

A...

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234 - Snoopy vs. Osama

A New Jersey Democrat fakes his Springsteen bona fides, Elton John comes out against the scourge of marijuana, and we discover a Snoopy-themed '60s band that dropped an anti-Osama song in 2006.

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233 - All That Stuff and All This Travel and All This Stuff

Fights break out at Mariah Carey Christmas concerts, Ronnie Radke BANNED from the U.K., and the You Know I Had to Do It to 'Em Kid, finally, had to do it to 'em.

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232 - People of All Strips

The Village People singer denies "YMCA" is a gay anthem, the U.K. sends dumb Christmas novelty songs to the top of the charts, and Aerosmith's drummer can't find a good cup of coffee.

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231 - I Can't Rock Without My Heavy-Metal Gummies

Charles and Alex appraise Trump guitars and make an official endorsement in the special election in New York's 21st Congressional District.

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230 - Three Harmonicas and the Truth

Did George and Amal Clooney hijack Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri's liquor trucks? Should we use Jerry Garcia's A.I. voice to insert new stage banter into old performances? Did Stevie Wonder have Kobe k...

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229 - 12 Drink Minimum

Charles and Alex discuss pop punk typos, Alice Cooper's bombshell admission that he liked school, and Mariah Carey's lawyer's induction into the Rock Hall of Fame.

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Do Not Use the iOS App Store to Sub to Patreon

These changes only affect new subscriptions, so maybe the existing subscriber list is not the ideal audience for this PSA, but it's worth spreading the word as far as possible abou...

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228 - Kurt Cobain Would Have Loved DraftKings

On this episode of Chapo Trap House, Charles and Alex consider a world that consists of nothing but scams.

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227 - Dan AuerPAC

Charles and Dan talk crypto PACs, Robert Smith, and bootleg merch.

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226 - Fortune Kit Presented by Triaminic Cold and Cough

Charles and Alex speculate that Heaven is a worse version of The Villages. Geriatric former slaveowners drinking 10 a.m. mai tais and crashing their golf carts. Plus, Green Day and Barney the Dinos...

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AutoCritic 53: Gorillaz - Demon Days

Damon Albarn brings together MF DOOM, Ike Turner, and Dennis Hopper on maybe his best album? With only 1 song that might be too British.

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225 - QVC Exclusive Coldplay Toaster

Charles and Alex check in on T.I.'s toy lawsuit, Coldplay on QVC, and a Zionist fact check of the new Godspeed album. Plus, bats are biting everybody at concerts nowadays.

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AutoCritic 52: Blur - Parklife

Charles and Alex discuss an album that tests Americans' limits for how much Britishness they can tolerate.

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224 - Problematic Father-Son Age Gap

Charles and Alex find out about the world's first Israeli-Palestinian boy band and Elon stealing Grimes' baby name idea to use with his mistress instead.

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