Ohhhh mama. Sorry about the wait gang, I've been up to my ears in a to-do list that never ends. Hope a bit of a longer episode makes up for it though!
In this Episode, Elm and Avery chat abo...
2025-07-31 18:33:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hi what's up what's goooood. How you doing? You got everything you need? Coffee? Water? Something fun for the joy reasons? Great cause I've gott PART 9 for ya today!
In this Episod...
2025-07-25 18:59:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Omg hellooooooo. How's it going? I'm pretty busy ngl but I think if I just stop breathing that should really free up some more time to be productive. Do you know how much time the average person sp...
2025-07-21 18:22:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hi helloooooo. How's it going? Its freakin hot out where I am rn. I'm talkin bag o ice cubes on the back of the neck hot. So yeah. Living the dream over here babyyyy.
I've got Marketplac...
2025-07-17 18:29:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya, gang! What's upppp! Keeping your head about water? That's good. If not uh, that's okay, I'm not a Doctor but I'm pretty sure keeping your head under water for extended periods never hurt anyo...
2025-07-13 18:16:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hey! What's good, king? How's it hangin? Are you being a magnanimous ruler to your peasants? I hope so. I've heard rumblings that they aren't so hyped about this "divine right of kings thing" ...
2025-07-09 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hi there! Hope you all are kicking ass, taking names and whatever else it is that you get up to on a Friday (mostly just those two for me tbh).
I've got Part 4 of Marketplace Mischief for ...
Omggg hey! How's it going?? I'm swinging by to give you Part 3 of our shiny NEW story!!
Huzzah! Hope you like itttt
Marketplace Mischief Part 3
In this Episode, Avery text...
2025-06-30 19:21:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hi hello! Hope you all are doing well. Excited to report I've got Part 2 of Marketplace Mischief here for ya! (Can I also just be all soft for a sec and say I appreciate all the support for the...
2025-06-25 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
WHOAH HI!!! Omg it's been a bit. I hope you all have had a good couple of days since we wrapped up Tabletop Temptations. It was one hell of a ride. Thanks again for sticking around for it all!!
... 2025-06-21 20:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoahhhh hello. Damn here we are. The end of a 50+ part story??? That's insane, ya'll. I literally couldn't have done it without all of you. Ya'll are so supportive and lovely and I appreciate it s...
2025-06-15 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhoah hey guys!! Sorry about the radio silence. I uh... Sort of went overboard with the finale lmao.
This is the largest story I've ever done by an insane margin. I really should have made i...
2025-06-14 22:45:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hey! Hi! Hello! Nice to see you here. Well, one more week has past, a week spent busily working in my smutty, smutty laboratory to churn out TABLETOP TEMPTATIONS: THE BETH ENDING!! This one i...
2025-06-05 21:38:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Omfggg hellooooo. It's been a minute, but that's because I've been busy working in the smut mines to get you this delightful piece of work. It's the Iris Ending!!
(In case you missed it, the ...
2025-05-29 21:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoahhhh sorry. Didn't mean to walk in on you like that. I'll knock next time. I was just so freakin excited to be dropping off the ALICIA ENDING of Tabletop Temptations.
(In case you missed...
2025-05-23 18:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Well the polls are closed, folks! Thanks to all who voted. Genuinely it's so lovely to have people give their input! 🥲
I'm sure you all are wondering about the results so....
Drumro...
2025-05-19 19:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Helloooo my friends! Hope you all are doing well! I've got the penultimate chapter of Tabletop Temptations for you all here today! (Probably?)
Just a reminder! The poll to decide the ending ...
2025-05-18 21:07:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hello there!! What's happening, what's good? How's your day??? Nice. That's good (unless it's not). Regardless I've got Part 48 of TABLETOP TEMPTATIONS FOR YOUUU. Please enjoyyy
P....
Whoah what's up friends!! Hope you all are enjoying your weekend so far!! I've got a cheeky little Part 47 for you todayyyy.
P.S. Don't forget you can still vote for how the ending is gonna sha...
Omg hello! Hows it going??? Psst Don't forget you can now officially vote on the ending of our Tabletop Temptations Saga! I've pinned the poll which means so long as you're in the correct tier (tie...
2025-05-06 17:33:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hi, what's good? Hope you all are doing well! Don't forget you can now officially vote on the ending of our Tabletop Temptations Saga! I've pinned the poll which means so long as you're in the ...
2025-05-02 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hey gang! How’s your day going?
Oh my day is going pretty good! Thanks for asking.
I just wanted to swing by for a little chat, actually. Why don't you pull up a seat!
I...
2025-05-01 23:28:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Guten tag homies! Hope you all are vibing. Its been a busy week over here at smut writing headquarters but I've lovingly slapped together Part 44 for ya'll! Hope you enjoyyy
In this ep...
2025-04-29 17:09:44 +0000 UTC View Post
What's uppp crew! Hope you're surviving the start to your week! Take this to help you survive, homie! You got this!
In this episode, Beth and Obi reflect on their hang... Beth gets com...
2025-04-22 19:19:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang! Hope everyone is enjoying spring and all its various goodness! Keep up the good work, you've got this. In honor of your good work today, I'm dropping off Part 42! Please enjoyyy!
2025-04-18 18:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey hi! Whatsup, what's happening? How's it hanging? Oh yeah? You think that's crazy? Get a load of this...
Part 41
Whoah hey. Long time no see! Sorry about the delay on this one, shits been crazyyyyyy. Thanks for waiting! Please enjoyyyyoyyyyyoyyy!
In this Episode, Obi and Beth chat as Beth gets ready to ...
2025-04-10 22:11:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey party people! Wazzzaguuuuuud? Idk why envisioned myself with crazy sunglasses drinking a drink out of a squiggly straw as I said that.
Anyway, I have PART 39 FOR YOU and only you. Don't t...
2025-04-04 20:36:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hi!! Welcome to the week. Hope you're surviving Monday okay!! And if not, hey buck up I've got a realllll whopper of a post for you today. Formatting on stuff like this is always complicated ...
2025-03-31 18:36:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey hi. Welcome back. Hope everything is cool with you. Oh me? Yeah I'm pretty good. Thanks for asking. As a reward for being polite you can have Part 37. Hope you enjoyyyyy!
In this Epis...
2025-03-26 20:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post