This Is What I’ve Been Doing
It’s official now.
When I haven’t been drunk in a wood destroying nature or walking a dog for two hours I have been doing this. A lot.
2022-05-31 19:14:18 +0000 UTC View Post
MattMorgan posts
Who Dares Wins
You might think this isn’t as impressive as real rock climbing but those robot faces rotate so think again. Never seen rock edifices do that.
(Coen undermined this feat somewhat with ...
2022-05-27 00:10:47 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 94 - You're An Ent.
The dark side of getting BUCK WILD.
2022-05-26 15:15:08 +0000 UTC View PostSmelly Beans
Just a little extra to tide you over 'til I post the podcast later today. Sorry for the delay, writing deadlines have been kicking my arse this week.
There's loads more footage from thi...
2022-05-26 10:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 93 - Go Ahead and Jump (Jump)
OK, I might have overhyped this... it's either one of the best, or definitely the worst podcast I've ever been involved in. It was at night, raining and we'd been in the pub all day. Not excuses, j...
2022-05-18 12:49:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe Pussies of Ashford Ride Again
This weekend was a lot. I think I’ve made the best podcast I’ve ever been involved with but I haven’t listened back to it yet. It all ended in chaos. We dyed my beard with charcoal paste some...
2022-05-17 12:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 92 - A New Low
My phone died at the end of this. I wasn’t sure if the file had been saved. Part of me thought it might be best if it hadn’t. But it had. So here it is.
Camping this weekend with brother-...
2022-05-13 08:20:47 +0000 UTC View PostLondon Plodcast Tonight
I’m staying in town this week doing a writing room, I planned to do this last night but an after-work drink turned into a 3am mess. So, imagine a dog-walk with no dog, at night, in central London...
2022-05-12 08:49:18 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 91 - Not Just For Men
Hazy our resident survival expert and shape, has been living his best life. Living on the road, off the land, on most of the main dating apps and for one night only- in a hotel with a little seat i...
2022-05-05 11:56:48 +0000 UTC View PostAbbey Road
HAD TO TAKE THE OTHER PICS DOWN COS THEY’RE NOT CLEARED FOR USE. OOPS.
I went there. I witnessed NG in all his glory.
I was dressed as someone from Duck Dynasty.
I stood where...
2022-05-04 10:11:18 +0000 UTC View PostHazy Tonight
Out tomorrow. He’s in Cornwall and he’s invented a new way of fishing where he smothers himself in his own (or a kind fisherman’s) faeces and swims down deep to lure in desperate crustaceans....
2022-05-04 09:55:56 +0000 UTC View Post
See what I mean about Jim Carrey?
Kept expecting the Northman to say ‘well alrighty then’.
2022-04-22 17:28:43 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 89 - Dog Ate Umbilical Cord
I can’t find my stopcock, metaphorically and literally.
2022-04-22 00:40:47 +0000 UTC View PostMy Soul Playlist
For all the hundreds of people asking. Well, one person. Here you go Lorraine.
Plodcast out tomorrow btw, or late today. Had a deadline nightmare. Where’s John Barr QC? I need s...
2022-04-20 09:50:34 +0000 UTC View PostRubber Ducky
These ducks are the reason the last podcast was way too long. I stopped to get a video of them and had to start recording the podcast again afterwards, not knowing how long I’d already done.
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PODCAST 88 - I Am a Shape
Anyone who listens to this whole thing deserves a medal.
2022-04-15 05:02:33 +0000 UTC View PostPS - Don’t throw camping axes at trees
Not good for the trees or the axes.
New handle ordered. I’ll do a video of the rehandling* process. I’ve watched a YouTube tutorial. It’ll be fine and totally not dangerous to use when ...
2022-04-11 09:17:00 +0000 UTC View PostLive footage of this podcast hanging off the back of Noel’s success
(I added the butt-plug in Photoshop btw, I sent it to Noel but he hasn’t replied 😬 if you’re a journalist please don’t run with ‘Noel Gallagher in secret sex toy shame’ you’ll get me...
2022-04-06 11:56:29 +0000 UTC View PostQuestions for Noelo please
For what will become known in infamy as ‘the hotel show’.
2022-03-30 16:08:17 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 86 - Moonblood
I hope you guys like this new character I’m working on. It’s fun to play a real idiot who just tramps across the countryside talking about things he’s not fully thought through until he ends ...
2022-03-30 15:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostPlodcast 2: Topics Required
Can’t get Wifi til the 5th! I’ve got Noelly G desperate to give his opinions on Taylor and Will, but can’t trust a 4G connection for that (might be for the best actually 😬). So it’s anot...
2022-03-30 10:28:14 +0000 UTC View Post
My Horror Playlist
Put this on shuffle and go for a walk at night. I dare you.
2022-03-23 22:35:36 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 85 - Wobbly Pig-Nose
I’m back. Sorry. Did you miss me? I’m just walking the dog and talking bollocks. Glad to be back in your ears my special little girls.
(If this actually works I’ll be very impress...
2022-03-23 13:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostFuck Excuses
Nice sentiment but here are my excuses:
- I’ve had a script that needed a massive re-write.
- Covid fucked my shit up.
- We’re moving house this weekend
- I’ve put my...
2022-03-17 22:05:12 +0000 UTC View PostI’m back… nearly.
Recording tomorrow evening with Nico. Podcast out Thursday. Thanks for being patient while Covid had it’s way with me. Still not negative but you know how I struggle with goodbyes.
In the m...
2022-03-15 21:41:17 +0000 UTC View PostNo Show This Week. Sorry.
The Covid fairy has visited us. I’ve got it very mild. Katie and the kids not so much.
I was going to put my positive lateral-flow test as the picture but I thought that was a bit obvious, ...
2022-03-07 22:41:04 +0000 UTC View Post
PODCAST 83 - Don't Mention the War.
I mean I tried not to, but I did... that and the usual drivel.
Anyone else miss the 90s? I remember when the Millennium Bug was our greatest fear. Where's that little guy now eh? He'd be welc...
2022-02-24 16:43:52 +0000 UTC View Post