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This Is What I’ve Been Doing

It’s official now.

When I haven’t been drunk in a wood destroying nature or walking a dog for two hours I have been doing this. A lot.

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Who Dares Wins

You might think this isn’t as impressive as real rock climbing but those robot faces rotate so think again. Never seen rock edifices do that. 

(Coen undermined this feat somewhat with ...

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PODCAST 94 - You're An Ent.

The dark side of getting BUCK WILD.

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Smelly Beans

Just a little extra to tide you over 'til I post the podcast later today. Sorry for the delay, writing deadlines have been kicking my arse this week. 

There's loads more footage from thi...

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PODCAST 93 - Go Ahead and Jump (Jump)

OK, I might have overhyped this... it's either one of the best, or definitely the worst podcast I've ever been involved in. It was at night, raining and we'd been in the pub all day. Not excuses, j...

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The Pussies of Ashford Ride Again

This weekend was a lot. I think I’ve made the best podcast I’ve ever been involved with but I haven’t listened back to it yet. It all ended in chaos. We dyed my beard with charcoal paste some...

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PODCAST 92 - A New Low

My phone died at the end of this. I wasn’t sure if the file had been saved. Part of me thought it might be best if it hadn’t. But it had. So here it is.

Camping this weekend with brother-...

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London Plodcast Tonight

I’m staying in town this week doing a writing room, I planned to do this last night but an after-work drink turned into a 3am mess. So, imagine a dog-walk with no dog, at night, in central London...

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PODCAST 91 - Not Just For Men

Hazy our resident survival expert and shape, has been living his best life. Living on the road, off the land, on most of the main dating apps and for one night only- in a hotel with a little seat i...

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Abbey Road

HAD TO TAKE THE OTHER PICS DOWN COS THEY’RE NOT CLEARED FOR USE. OOPS.

I went there. I witnessed NG in all his glory.

I was dressed as someone from Duck Dynasty.

I stood where...

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Hazy Tonight

Out tomorrow. He’s in Cornwall and he’s invented a new way of fishing where he smothers himself in his own (or a kind fisherman’s) faeces and swims down deep to lure in desperate crustaceans....

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Leon Hummus

Is it just me?

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See what I mean about Jim Carrey?

Kept expecting the Northman to say ‘well alrighty then’.

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PODCAST 89 - Dog Ate Umbilical Cord

I can’t find my stopcock, metaphorically and literally.

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My Soul Playlist

For all the hundreds of people asking. Well, one person. Here you go Lorraine.


Plodcast out tomorrow btw, or late today. Had a deadline nightmare. Where’s John Barr QC? I need s...

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Rubber Ducky

These ducks are the reason the last podcast was way too long. I stopped to get a video of them and had to start recording the podcast again afterwards, not knowing how long I’d already done.
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PODCAST 88 - I Am a Shape

Anyone who listens to this whole thing deserves a medal.

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PS - Don’t throw camping axes at trees

Not good for the trees or the axes.

New handle ordered. I’ll do a video of the rehandling* process. I’ve watched a YouTube tutorial. It’ll be fine and totally not dangerous to use when ...

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Live footage of this podcast hanging off the back of Noel’s success

(I added the butt-plug in Photoshop btw, I sent it to Noel but he hasn’t replied 😬 if you’re a journalist please don’t run with ‘Noel Gallagher in secret sex toy shame’ you’ll get me...

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Questions for Noelo please

For what will become known in infamy as ‘the hotel show’.

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PODCAST 86 - Moonblood

I hope you guys like this new character I’m working on. It’s fun to play a real idiot who just tramps across the countryside talking about things he’s not fully thought through until he ends ...

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Plodcast 2: Topics Required

Can’t get Wifi til the 5th! I’ve got Noelly G desperate to give his opinions on Taylor and Will, but can’t trust a 4G connection for that (might be for the best actually 😬). So it’s anot...

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Is it just me…

Or does this look rude upside down?

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My Horror Playlist

Put this on shuffle and go for a walk at night. I dare you.

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PODCAST 85 - Wobbly Pig-Nose

I’m back. Sorry. Did you miss me? I’m just walking the dog and talking bollocks. Glad to be back in your ears my special little girls. 

(If this actually works I’ll be very impress...

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Fuck Excuses

Nice sentiment but here are my excuses:

- I’ve had a script that needed a massive re-write.

- Covid fucked my shit up.

- We’re moving house this weekend

- I’ve put my...

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I’m back… nearly.

Recording tomorrow evening with Nico. Podcast out Thursday. Thanks for being patient while Covid had it’s way with me. Still not negative but you know how I struggle with goodbyes.

In the m...

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No Show This Week. Sorry.

The Covid fairy has visited us. I’ve got it very mild. Katie and the kids not so much.

I was going to put my positive lateral-flow test as the picture but I thought that was a bit obvious, ...

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Putin doodling

As mentioned on the podcast.

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PODCAST 83 - Don't Mention the War.

I mean I tried not to, but I did... that and the usual drivel.

Anyone else miss the 90s? I remember when the Millennium Bug was our greatest fear. Where's that little guy now eh? He'd be welc...

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