Mmmmmm
Talking to this hunk later in the week.
(Edit: found the big dipper round his nipper)
2024-05-14 17:22:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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UPDATE
Rick has called in sick. So we’ll deal with him next weekend.
I’ll be talking to the man in the picture on Monday night though.
2024-05-10 13:42:58 +0000 UTC View PostStill Greenish
It looked worse this morning. Winter asked me not to pick her up from school. It’s still got a green tinge.
Looked better when my sister sprayed my beard and eyebrows with ‘root cover-upâ...
2024-05-10 11:28:46 +0000 UTC View PostQuick answers
From women or men with experience- should I do my eyebrows too? So it matches beard which will not stay green I am ensured it will go brown. Genuine answers only. Hurry up cos I don’t have long f...
2024-05-09 22:57:29 +0000 UTC View PostAsk Rick Anything…
General enquiries, advice sought, conundrums, vaccine facts, Michelle Obama’s penis trivia, the future of humanity- he can take it all. Probe him.
adviceneeded@icloud.com
2024-05-09 14:53:18 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 167 - Now is Shit
I fell through the matrix for a bit, but I'm back.
Longing for simpler times is a theme here, however the most important question raised is 'can ants get lost?'.
2024-05-06 09:14:30 +0000 UTC View Post
PODCAST 166 - Housebarrassment
Meet Christine Rose, a comedy-writer friend who despite being afflicted as a child with very curly hair and nasal issues has flourished into an adult with straight hair and nasal issues. Here is he...
2024-04-25 08:02:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Phwoar!
He’s so wild and free he feeds himself solely from beer garden ponds now. He’ll be along soonish to tell us all about it.
DO NOT post this picture on social media asking people to ‘ple...
2024-04-16 21:23:15 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 165 - A Plodcast Emerges
A windy, waffling, dogless dog-walk across the English countryside with an out-of-breath man grasping for understanding in a war-torn world.
2024-04-14 19:46:30 +0000 UTC View PostPodcast Soon
Katie had to have an operation (nothing serious) and I’m Erin Brockoviching hard. Back asap.
Recent craft projects with Winter pictured. I hate that light leaks out under the fairy house r...
2024-04-10 19:38:07 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 164 - Royal Albert HooHa
Noel's in the Maldives, I'm in the doldrums and Paul Brazil is in the doghouse.
Pictured is a cursed heirloom signed by all three of us before the night took a turn.
2024-04-03 10:26:31 +0000 UTC View PostTalking Tomorrow Night
Questions welcome. Ones with the most likes will get asked. It’s democracy manifest!
2024-03-29 16:24:28 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 163 - Too Loud Busker
A meandering chat with Nico about the highs and lows of using music to rob the elderly.
Couldn't find a pic of the squeezy gorilla toy we talk about, it's been deleted from history! Mandela e...
2024-03-27 17:29:18 +0000 UTC View PostTonight
Captain Seaside. By night, an unremarkable yet handsome DILF. But by day he becomes… a vulnerable man on public transport.
2024-03-26 13:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 162 - Heal The World
People who get to the end of this one should get a special medal.
Working on Merch ideas
Sorry for the delay in getting a new show out, I'm doing a solo later. Out tonight/tomorrow. X
2024-03-18 13:36:47 +0000 UTC View PostRetainer Man Flexes
I have not been coerced into saying the following:
Last night Nico put an exclusive extra hour or so of classic Nanny/Nana bickering on his Patreon. But there is a magical twist. It’s kind ...
2024-03-13 13:53:14 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 161 - Nico Strikes Back
Live (almost) from Captain Seaside's funky fun palace in Be-right-on. Like sliding into a comfy old slipper... but one with a stone in it. The stone being our unresolved business disputes... In fac...
2024-03-07 21:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostMMPOD Bonfire of Dreams Part 2 - Now That’s What I Call Music
Paul Brazil assures me that spreadsheets are the new underground mixtapes.
2024-03-06 17:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostPodcast 160 - Bonfire of Dreams P2
In a high tower within the Fortress of Solitude, two men peruse the offerings. The more wizened (and shorter) fellow, a famed and wayward minstrel, nods silently to the other. It is time. His nervo...
2024-03-05 13:28:20 +0000 UTC View PostSolo This Weekend
Sorry, we’ve all got ‘slapped cheek syndrome’ at my house. Yep, that’s a thing. My foot is also throbbing from an injection with a syringe that looked like a prop from the Benny Hill Show. ...
2024-03-01 20:51:58 +0000 UTC View PostWatched The Fly
Jeff Goldblum’s clothes were doing my head in until I realised where I’d seen that look before.
2024-02-21 19:54:25 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 159 - Savagely Saucy
The Nightwalker returns but sat down in the daytime, lamenting the youth of today.
I will go out at night soon, I'm not scared. Not of the night anyway, just everything else.
X
2024-02-21 16:32:52 +0000 UTC View PostTardy
Was meant to do a camp episode with Hazy this week but the weather was too bad and we didn’t want to be WAPs.
So, doing that in 2 weeks. Going to Brighton next week to record with Captain S...
2024-02-20 15:11:23 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 158 - War! What is it Good For? Documentaries.
Late night drivel purge, with my robot assistant.
2024-02-11 13:49:55 +0000 UTC View PostALL Bonfire of Dreams Songs
Now you can have the Bovril Boys as the first dance at your wedding.
(Thanks to the living saint Paul Brazil)
2024-02-01 15:21:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bonfire of Dreams
The Spotify playlist courtesy of Pauly B.
2024-01-31 19:51:30 +0000 UTC View PostPics from Horror Walk
Yes it was 6.30pm but I’d inadvertently had caffeine and Ritalin together and given myself anxiety. And it was very dark.
2024-01-31 19:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post