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Museum Core Chapter 126: Get Off My Lawn

Immortality, fire resistance, endurance … once upon a time, the phoenix had seemed like a great idea.

Lukas Henderson had once heard the saying “the tallest blade of grass is the first to...

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Museum Core Chapter 125: Future Nonsense

“So this is what it’s been all about …” Frye said, looking at the photograph Thomas had just handed him. “You said the next merge is going to be in twenty-four days. Do you know how … <...

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Museum Core Chapter 124: LOOT!

Jaclyn was aware of the fact that, right at this moment, she was utterly disgusting.

As it turned out, fighting underwater didn’t mean you automatically got clean as you retreated,...

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Museum Core Chapter 123: A Cornered Beast

Of course, Thomas had prepared for this eventuality, and the plan was quite an elegant one, in his own mind.

It was, well, … run like hell while screaming for help.

Or just, ...

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Update on Apcoalypse Redux Sequel Series

After looking at my current and planned projects, I realized that I can actually give some proper information on when the AR sqeul series will be released, and what it will involve.

Apocalyp...

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Museum Core Chapter 122: Crystal vs Machine

The plan was both simple, and ridiculously complicated. And had far too many points of failure. If they fell short, at all, anywhere, everything beyond that would devolve into dogpiling th...

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Museum Core Chapter 121: Final Preparations

Thalassophobia was absolutely bloody awful; that was something she could say with absolute certainty.

And yet, for this fight, she’d been given something that largely removed it as an issue...

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Museum Core Chapter 120: Everything’s The Same, But Different

I think it's been a while since I posted the link for the discord (https://discord.gg/b6MrYKtj4T).
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Museum Core Chapter 119: Multi-Classing

This chapter kinda got away from me, and as such, I've decided to split it up, the second part (which actually has no real reason for being a part of this one) should be done tomorrow. 

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Outrage of the Ancients Audiobook Release!

The Audiobook for Outrage of the Ancients is finally done and has been released on Audible!

As for the book, I'll be continuing with book 3 once I'm done with Museum Core 4, which will be soo...

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Museum Core Chapter 118: Negotiations … of a Sort

In many ways, the real world was like quicksand. No matter what she did to escape the messiness of reality, she’d always wind up right back here, walking into this building, with the weight of th...

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Museum Core Chapter 117: The Insanity of a Future Champion

This … this was perhaps not the best way of earning those final ten percent of progression needed to hit the peak of his current rank.

Actually, it was guaranteed to not be the bes...

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Museum Core Chapter 116: Deep, Dark, and Grindy

Sergeant Kim felt fat as he descended back down into the ocean, his new wetsuit bulging all over from countless pieces of gear he was now allowed to wield as his mission was now to just ki...

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Museum Core Chapter 115: Stealing Fire

BTW, if any of you are Dungeon Crawler Carl fans, it got adapted into a webtoon that releases in a few hours.

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Museum Core Chapter 114: A Mafia-esque Offer

If he was being entirely honest with himself, Thomas could admit that he was probably doing this far too late for it to have any chance of making a difference.

Granted, he hadn’t had everyt...

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Museum Core Chapter 113: Buy It For Me?

One of these days, Thomas seriously needed to find his way into the company text chains, proverbially speaking.

Because by the time he learned about what had gone down in the US, it had alrea...

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Museum Core Chapter 112: Hold the LINE

One minute earlier

Flinging himself out of an airplane while dripping wet so that he could use his magical power of close-range hydrokinesis to slow down his fall to something less than letha...

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Museum Core Chapter 111: The Cavalry

Her journey to the plane hadn’t quite been “abducted off the street by an unmarked car” levels of abrupt, but it had been a near-run thing.

Frye had passed along the alert along with a ...

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Museum Core Chapter 110: Interlude American Midwest

The day now referred to as “the merge” had thrown a whole lot of things out of whack.

For Major General Alexander Fuller, that thing had been his retirement, but all things considered, he...

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Museum Core Chapter 109: The Other Shoe

Surprisingly enough, there were basically no issues getting his hands on the buoy. He had Jan hitch a ride with the next truck to leave the jungle, hop off once it reached the border checkpoint, ru...

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Museum Core Chapter 108: Duel in the Void

It was a common refrain that humanity knew more about the surface of the moon than the depths of the Earth’s oceans. Thomas wasn’t entirely certain how true that was, or if there was perhaps a ...

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Museum Core Chapter 107: Hell’s Aquarium

Thomas looked around the newly expanded arena that he’d modified purely for this purpose, creating what, at the end of the day, was effectively a fishbowl the size of a football stadium.

As...

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Museum Core Chapter 106: The Abyss

What in God’s name was going on? That System certainly was showing a lot of personality, but everything else was both strange and concerning.

Yet the System window also gave her quite a bit...

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Museum Core Chapter 105: The Deep

Two days into her passage on the Royal Navy destroyer Dauntless, Jaclyn was being shown around the ship, shown the adaptations made as a response to the new realities.

It had taken a...

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Museum Core Chapter 104: Mad Scientist

Aquatic monsters … now, how exactly would he create them?

It generally hadn’t been a big concern of his. For starters, everyone hated water levels; putting too many water-heavy a...

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Museum Core Chapter 103: The Consequences

Six days ago

Waiting for someone to come and yell at you was not a fun feeling.

Waiting for someone to come and yell at you for a situation for which they were decidedly at fault, it wa...

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Museum Core Chapter 102: Triumphant Return

Now that she’d fixed herself, Jaclyn pulled a separate bracelet from her wrist and held it up.

Robber Baron’s Loot Sack (C-Rank, legendary, consumable)

The stomach of a Void Wolf, e...

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Museum Core Chapter 101: The Dragon of Siberia

So ... word to the wise, if your spellcheck is missing very obvious typos, you've probably whitelisted them by accident at some point in the half. Hopefully, after clearing out the "do not highligh...

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Museum Core Chapter 100: The Best Revenge is a Life Well Lived

Chapter 100!

I think I mentioned this before, but I've decided to write this book to the end, then start writing Outrage of the Ancients 3. 

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Museum Core Chapter 99: The Forge

Thomas’ next stop was the HMS Belfast, reanimated by his power into a mechanical champion of his dungeon. A mobile champion, that could be sent anywhere in the world and spawn m...

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