*This is shaping up to be a 4-5 parter. #2 will be out by tomorrow with more coming next weekend!
**Also, the very generic 'Red Bird' is because after finishing a majority...
2023-12-31 21:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not real. It can't be real. Right? RIGHT? The news is lying! That's the kind of shit that happens in weird porn, not in real life. Men across the world absolutely canno...
2023-12-30 15:11:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Santa, please come in. Thank you for meeting with us on such short notice. We know this is a busy time of year for everyone.
What is the meaning of this? Why aren’t you elves making toys? 2023-12-25 18:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
"Are you seriously going jogging the first morning of our vacation?" My girlfriend Amber asked.
"Hey babe, I gotta keep the bod in shape. We're not all as lucky as you to be natura...
2023-12-25 00:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Ahh, Mr...Finch is it? Welcome, welcome! I am Dr. Blake, and I will be overseeing your case while you are with us. I understand this is a trying time, but we here at the Blake Clinic wil...
2023-12-23 16:04:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Ploppy waited. That’s pretty much all Ploppy did. Life as a slime was good, but not much happened and Ploppy was bored. Slimes shouldn’t get bored. All the other slimes said so. Ploppy didn't c...
2023-12-17 19:22:30 +0000 UTC View Post
