Daily Dally #222
“Alright, stand back. This will feel weird, but don't worry. I’m not going to eat you or anything.”
"That is maybe less comforting than you think,” I replied to my new-ish girlfriend....
2023-11-19 19:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post
“You know, I think I'm jealous of you. You get to lay in bed all day, laze around, do nothing but nap under the comfy blankets while I’m out working.”
I said all of this to the BedMate ...
2023-11-18 21:19:41 +0000 UTC View Post
My wife and I were fighting, again. It's always the same argument. The woman wants a family. She’s desperate for it, full on baby crazy, but I'll have none of that mess. Sure, I may have implied ...
2023-11-12 19:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy crap, this is amazing! I can’t believe this is a real costume! The limited selection at that store was a little odd, and I’m not sure if “Anatomically Correct Cat-Guy” would’ve been ...
2023-11-11 17:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you feel them? Hanging there? Pulling you forward, pulling you down? It's a weight that will never go away. Even your bras, your very expensive, specially designed bras can only redistribute it...
2023-11-05 16:43:17 +0000 UTC View Post