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The Gamer Chapter 1678 – A Sick Tribe

 

In the broadest terms, John was familiar with three kinds of native American communities, which then came in two different categories. There were those that held onto their old ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1677 – The Dull Part

 

After such an eventful first night, one would expect that the days after were also covered in various happenings. This was far from the truth. Besides the constant orgies, which...

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The Gamer Chapter 1676 – Consider the Reaper

 

John woke up with a splitting headache.

He had expected complications, yes, potentially massive ones, even. This was more than a complication, this was worrying, incredibl...

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The Gamer Chapter 1675 – City Steps [Claire POV]

 

‘Wonder how Layla is doing?’

Claire rubbed the back of her neck, then glanced at the back of her hand. The brown skin was unfamiliar and yet not. Merciless rays had sc...

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The Gamer Chapter 1674 – On her Own [Layla POV]

 

Layla felt a void in her heart.

They had left. Layla had been informed of that fact well in advance, although she had not been told where to. She could have found out on h...

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The Gamer Chapter 1673 – Base Established

 

The negotiations concluded within 30 minutes.

Most of the talks consisted of John answering questions or avoiding doing so. The final outcome of the negotiations was simpl...

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The Gamer Chapter 1672 – Touchdown

 

“We are now closing in on the airstrip,” Aclysia informed all of them.

That was the warning to step it down on the orgy and start with the cleaning up. Fifteen minutes...

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The Gamer Chapter 1671 – Bird Cat Wrangling

 

Velka was halfway up the stairs of the plane before she decided to sit down.

John groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. He had been trying to coax Velka into the mac...

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The Gamer Chapter 1670 – The Final Pre-Expedition Meeting

 

Sometimes, John looked at his harem and found it a genuine wonder that they all could be silent. This was not only because of several boisterous and chatty personalities in the ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1669 – Maids and Metra [Erotic Content]

 

Having the advantage of proximity, Claire and Delicia struck first. The unequal duo turned their previous nuzzling against his sides into a lustful embrace. Huge and petite brea...

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The Gamer Chapter 1668 – Perks, Perks, Perks Part 2

 

“Alright, next one,” John said, taking a pause to squeeze Claire’s thigh. The vampire was visibly tempted to keep his hand where it was, or draw it deeper between her legs...

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The Gamer Chapter 1667 – Season 3 Arc 11 Start – Perks, Perks, Perks

 

The wedding came and went. Velka’s birthday came and went. Salamander’s contract day came and went. Rave’s birthday came and went. Undine and Sylph’s contract day came a...

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Season 3 Arc 10 – Author’s Note

 

Whew… it’s been 600k words again…

Alright, so, a few things to address before I get to the chronological breakdown.

First things first: harem bloat situation. ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1666 – Season 3 Arc 10 Finale – And Rings

 

A half-circle chamber was the chosen setting for the event. Animated liquids swirled within the panes of the tall windows, catching the morning light and carrying it forwards as...

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The Gamer Chapter 1665 – Best Man Finale – The Best Man’s Speech

At the end of an eventful ten hours, about half of which John spent in various private retreats not to exhaust his social batteries, the event reached the final official gathering of the fir...

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The Gamer Chapter 1664 – Best Man 4 – Random Encounters 2

 

After that whole thing, John felt like discussing something less potentially precarious than sex relations. He left the chamber to find someone to talk to. Since they were now w...

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The Gamer Chapter 1663 – Best Man 3 – Random Encounters

 

‘Wonder who that was,’ John thought as he walked back into the building. ‘I could still check…’ All it would take was for him to turn around and use Observe. He could ...

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Ehtra Commission Finished

Three outfits for this chocolate angel.

Bonus Naked Dogeza,

As per usual, you may not reupload the full resolution versions.

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The Gamer Chapter 1662 – Best Man 2 – Need. [Layla POV]

 

‘I’m going to meet him. I’m going to meet him. I’m going to meet him.’

The thought echoed with excitement in her head. Shivers of pleasure wandered up and down h...

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The Gamer Chapter 1661 – Best Man 1 – Beginning the First Day

 

John checked himself in the mirror.

His usual suit had been exchanged for one of a dark shade of blue, his shirt was a clean white, the tie in between an interplay of gold...

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The Gamer Chapter 1660 – Days until the Wedding Finale – His Vampire

 

“I’m so excited, John, I just don’t know what to do with myself!” Claire was rummaging and tip-toeing around the various shelves she kept in her room. Each went from flo...

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The Gamer Chapter 1659 – Days until the Wedding 8 – Three Different Women

 

It occurred to John that he may have sat among three of his haremettes that were the most different from each other.

Aclysia, with all of her grace and all of her hidden c...

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The Gamer Chapter 1658 – Days until the Wedding 7 – Short, impudent things

 

“Master… they’re big, right?” Delicia put the backs of her hands under the base of the squishy bits of her chest. “My boobs,” she added, as if John had been looking ...

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Commission - Illuminare

Less about Rave (even though she is a cutie) and more her bodysuit. Another entry into the weapons and equipment series.

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The Gamer Chapter 1657 – Days until the Wedding 6 – Dragons and an Angel

 

Lu Zhi wore a dress that truly was of imperial fashion. That was to say, it was so utterly impractical that no one outside of a position of luxury could have ever justified even...

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The Gamer Chapter 1656 – Days until the Wedding 5 – Bride and Groom

 

“Smile and wave, buddy, smile and wave,” Maximillian whispered out of the corner of his mouth.

John suppressed a sigh and did as requested. The carriage rolled down th...

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The Gamer Chapter 1655 – Days until the Wedding 4 – Math Rock

 

It was Thursday morning, after breakfast and breakfast orgies.

John was left in the apartment with Momo, Scarlett, Gnome and Nia. “Is my country really going to be fine ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1654 – Days until the Wedding 3 – Blessed Quiet

 

A jungle was not a place one associated with peace, yet it was so. The Jungle de Des, as it was called, existed in tranquil reverence to the mistress of this island.

One h...

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The Gamer Chapter 1653 – Days until the Wedding 2 – Bunny and Cat

 

“Ya ever wonder if we could Combine?”

The question alone gave John a headache. It had been posed by Rave and was now being contemplated by Sylph. “I’d rather not d...

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The Gamer Chapter 1652 – Days until the Wedding 1 – A big date

 

There was no way John could cram a proper Kingdom visit into the remaining three days until the wedding, so he did not try. Instead, he had Ehtra schedule something that he want...

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