After a nice winter off, my Messy Sports Bets series returns in 2024 and begins TODAY with MESSY MARCH MADNESS!
I'm attempting to correctly pick the winner of all 63 college ...
2024-03-21 14:06:33 +0000 UTC View PostMy partner realized it's been a while since she messed me up. So she ambushed me when I was on my way to the gym with two flimsy challenges:
For Pi Day, I had a mental challenge: to name the ...
2024-03-20 00:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post
My partner realized it's been a while since she messed me up. So she ambushed me when I was on my way to the gym with two flimsy challenges:
For Pi Day, I had a mental challenge: to name the ...
2024-03-20 00:45:04 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a continuation of Part 1 of the Smash the Stripper story. I recommend r...
2024-03-14 14:27:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a continuation of Part 1 of the Smash the Sweetheart story. I recommend...
2024-03-14 14:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostScene 1: Have You Ever Considered Using Your Good Looks for Money?
Steven was always kind of shy, the type that would disappear in a room full of people. It didn’t help tha...
2024-03-07 18:06:57 +0000 UTC View PostScene 1: Have You Ever Considered Using Your Good Looks for Money?
For as long as she could remember, Reese was a dancer. She practically lived in the studio growing up, she ...
2024-03-07 18:05:24 +0000 UTC View PostDuring the pandemic, while I couldn't bring anyone in to shoot with me, I created a series of "workout" videos that were really just a flimsy reason for me to get messy. This was probably the wilde...
2024-03-01 14:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostRead Parts 1 and 2 here:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/male-version-b-1-98009579
2024-02-22 18:28:08 +0000 UTC
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Read Parts 1 and 2 here:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/female-version-b-98009499
2024-02-22 18:25:42 +0000 UTC
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Read Part 1 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/male-version-b-1-98009579
(If you read Pa...
2024-02-13 20:48:16 +0000 UTC View PostRead Part 1 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/female-version-b-98009499
(If you read Pa...
2024-02-13 20:47:02 +0000 UTC View Post“Do you smell that?”
It was a bright, sunny early afternoon in Daytona Beach, Florida, and the start of the long Memorial Day weekend. The air was warm and full of possibility. The days w...
2024-02-07 04:44:25 +0000 UTC View Post“Do you smell that?”
It was a bright, sunny early afternoon in Daytona Beach, Florida, and the start of the long Memorial Day weekend. The air was warm and full of possibility. The days w...
2024-02-07 04:43:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I've got some messy stuff next, but one last wet outfit for you...
What good is a workout outfit if you can't get drenched in it?
2024-02-05 15:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I have way too many outfits I want to use in videos.
I just got this bodysuit in the mail last week. It's so soft and stretchy, not to mention pretty much my exact skin tone, that ...
2024-02-01 17:29:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I have way too many outfits I want to use in videos.
It's my first time using dressy clothes in a shoot! If you use your imagination, it's like you dunked your boss in a dunk tank 🙃
2024-01-29 14:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I have way too many outfits I want to use in videos.
Here's one to commemorate my Spurs crashing out of the FA Cup at the hands of the Death Star, Man City. Who needs trophies anyway?
2024-01-27 13:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been busy moving over the last couple of weeks, so while I get settled, I have some videos from the vault to share with you!
During the pandemic, I created a silly workout series using p...
2024-01-24 04:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm a huge wrestling fan, and the showmanship and gratuitous fake violence lends itself well to the kind of thing that happens in pie fights.
A couple of years ago, I tried giving a promo for...
2024-01-20 03:48:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I always wanted to get dumped on with thick chocolate. This might be thinner than I'd like, but if I thickened it, would it look promising? Let me know what you think!
2024-01-14 13:45:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, I never said I was a great screenwriter!
A few years ago, an interactive story was published on the UMD called The WAM Carnival, where you had to find your way through a fictional messy ...
2024-01-11 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
For the longest time, I've been obsessed with the idea of being gunged UK-style. Splatter Emporium has given me that chance at an affordable rate, and now I can't get enough of it!
SE recentl...
2024-01-05 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Free video unlocked for all!
Back in 2019, I got involved with a fantasy football account on Twitter who made a challenge: their experts would each pick a wide receiver each week, and you wou...
2024-01-01 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a holiday gift for all my Patrons, regardless of tier!
A few days ago it was Christmas morning, and I wanted to surprise my girlfriend when she woke up on the big day. I wrapped it nic...
2023-12-29 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the latest edition of Messy Sports Bets!
Whenever I lose, the Pick Your Punishment board is meant to mix up the messes I get, but rarely do I even get three of them. Until today.
W...
2023-12-26 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the latest edition of Messy Sports Bets!
Whenever I lose, the Pick Your Punishment board is meant to mix up the messes I get, but rarely do I even get three of them. Until today.
W...
2023-12-26 16:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, I pay off another slew of lost bets, this time wearing a single strap sports bra, which might be the most emasculating piece of clothing I've ever worn. And THEN I had to do a seemingly ...
2023-12-21 22:47:25 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, I pay off another slew of lost bets, this time wearing a single strap sports bra, which might be the most emasculating piece of clothing I've ever worn. And THEN I had to do a seemingly ...
2023-12-21 22:38:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I love getting messy. But another thing I love is going to a store and trying on new clothes, knowing that they'll all eventually get destroyed under a barrage of cream pi...
2023-12-17 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post