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DirtyBits Toy Review - Egan from Fantasy Grove

This week I am looking at my Medium Egan in Soft Firmness (00-30 Shore) from 2023-04-19 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Raw Bits - Working Up to The Crop [NSFW]

My leather collection grew a little while ago, so I'm just looking for a reason to try out all of the pieces. In this clip, I start with my flogger, and I work my way up to my riding crop.

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First Looks: Lovense Sex Machine

Okay, off the top, thank you so so much to the generous person who gifted me this beautiful monster. I'm not even sure I have enough thank you's in my system to cover this one. 

To preve...

Unboxing Bits - Massive Haul - So Many Things [SFW]

Krazor didn't want to pose nice for the pic. 

Tarot for Your Dick - Cards for April

I'll be honest, I'm not super happy with the recording quality on this one, so I plan to redo it at some point. I also have a grander vision to add a video component, long term; In the mean time, p...

Raw Bits - Suck Something, Slut: Unlocked [NSFW]

Context: I had to clean up my toys before I could move onto other things. 

Good girls use their mouths. 

Weekly Bits - Rejected

Rejected for: Too ranty. Super off the rails cause she's mad.

Trigger Warning for talking about baby.... things.  but like.... Sex Toy stuff? It makes sense when you listen, I swear.&n...

Weekly Bits - April 7, 2023 [SFW]

Real quick one this week. The real juice is in the ranty thing that I sound horrible in.

Come hang out with 2023-04-07 20:28:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Ghost Stream Notice

Hi! Hey! Hello! I am going to do a ghost stream over on the Purity Cave Discord this SATURDAY APRIL 8, at 2:00pm MST.

My plan is to do a couple basic tarot readings, then, ...

Raw Bits - Utun, on The Beast, from Behind

So, once a month, over on my other platform, we do a nsfw livestream.

There's just too much good stuff to not share some of it with you. 

For context, Chat selected my medium Utu...

Episode Eight: Sex Scenes in Media - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - The Visual Version

So, my personal echo chamber keeps telling me that there is discourse around the usefulness and validity of sex scenes in media and that some people are very upset about these things.   <...

Episode Eight: Sex Scenes in Media - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - The Audio Version

So, my personal echo chamber keeps telling me that there is discourse around the usefulness and validity of sex scenes in media and that some people are very upset about these things.

As I ...

Unboxing Bits - Blötdjur from Gorilla Machine

Originally, this was going to be a very quick unboxing, then I got distracted. 

The model is Blötdjur from 2023-04-01 22:40:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Bits - April 1, 2023 [SFW]

Busy week. I'm working on results.

I hope your weekend is well! 

Guide Me - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Topic Selection

I had to dig deep for these ideas. This month, I offer you: 

• AITA-Pallooza: That subreddit is always pure content bait. We can always have fun there.
• 2023-03-24 22:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Guide Me - Shop Highlights - April

I would love to tell you more about my dongs, if you would like to hear about them? 

Which shop would you like to hear about this month?

• 2023-03-24 22:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Bits - March 24, 2023 [SFW]

Kind of quiet week cause I was having a weird body reaction thing. I talk about it more in the rejected version of this audio that you can find on the Munch Tier. I don't really recommend it, but i...

Toy Hoarder - A Ramblefap

Rather than rearrange my stuffed animals to procrastinate on recording an audio, I figured I would record an audio to procrastinate on rearranging the animals.

Great Success. 

Th...

Weekly Bits - March 17, 2023 [SFW]

Hey Faves. I hope your Friday is a little less stressful than my Friday. I also hope you are wearing green, cause I hear little Irish men will grab you if you aren't. I've heard mixed stories on wh...

Unboxing Bits - Squishins from Hodge Podge Entourage [SFW]

I'm sorry, I'm really squealy in this one. I was really excited. It feels like it's been a hot minute since I opened a new toy up and I was so happy I was able to grab this one.

She's adora...

Bit's March Madness - The Bad Dragon Bracket

Alright. Let's cross our fingers I did a good job at censoring the parts that Patreon doesn't tend to like.

Oh boy! This was a banger of a live stream. We have lots of wet sounds, some sloppy...

Weekly Bits - March 10, 2023 [SFW]

Trigger warning for talk about international women's day and trans issues. It's just my dumb opinion. 

Now I am off to edit some video!

Hope you are having a great week!  2023-03-11 00:13:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Looking Like a Snack - Lewd ASMR

I might have been a bit too close to the mic, but I was even closer to my make out partner.

Tags: [Oral] [Blow Job] [Sloppy Toppy] [Lewd ASMR] [ASMR] [lick] [suck] [kiss] [slobber] [slurp]<...

Weekly Bits - March 7, 2023 [SFW]

Trigger warnings for talking about poop, cannibalisms, and dentists.

Honestly, that trigger warning list has me concerned.

It was a good week! Here's to another one.
2023-03-07 23:14:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Transparency Check 2023 - Continued

I can't believe I forgot about this change. Silly girl.

Okay, so, I can be a bit of a protective, anxious artist type, and for that reason, I forget that Beta listening is a thing. I have a...

Bits Meets ChatGPT - An Initial Investigation

I suspect this will make a good sleep aid.

I have asked ChatGPT to write me some sexy smut a couple times now, and it has been an experience, to say the least.

I have complied those...

Unboxing Bits - Delmar from Bad Dragon

Oh boy, we have had a bit of a journey with Bad Dragon to get to this point. Hopefully, this is the end of it all.

I recently picked up a 2023-02-25 03:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Guide Me - Shop Highlights - March

I need a bit of help. 

I would like to do a monthly audio showcasing a specific Dong Shop and some of my favorite toys from said specific shop, but I just don't know which shop I should ...

Weekly Bits - February 24, 2023 [SFW]

This week has been dedicated to catching up, and writing. 

Are you into the Friends to Lovers genre? What do you like about it? Do you prefer if you are the person initiating or receivin...

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated, Episode 7 - Love Languages and Toxicity [Visual Version]

So, this month I took a look at the concept of Love Languages, what they are, and how they can be misappropriated or misused.   

I wandered into familiar and favored "what's love?" ...