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Chapter 173: Busy Days Ahead

I wish I could say that I had some time to catch up with my friends, but the days leading up to the Clan War was anything but relaxing. The state of Pandora was in such disrepair since, well, most ...

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Chapter 172: Trial Blues

I tried to steer things away from the doom and gloom, maybe there was something we were missing. Surely if the Regressor of all people brought this up in a meeting, he’d have some kind of trick o...

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Chapter 171 (Start of Volume 4): Confessions and Concerns

TISMON NOTES: Hello again! So last chapter should end the 3rd volume before it becomes too bloated (it's gotta be book-sized to publish!), which means that we're on to Volume 4! I'll need to ed...

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Chapter 170: Back in Pandora

The rest of the journey back to Bob’s headquarters and the subsequent train ride back to Site 1102 went in a blur. Q and Stanton left almost immediately after arrival, while Xalla and I stayed wi...

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Chapter 169: Home at Last

Xalla decided to also go with the others since she was the one most knowledgeable about the state of affairs in Site 1102 ever since Q’s departure, which just left me with Molly.

Molly chuc...

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Chapter 168: Shaking the World Part 5

Who sent me? Well, since my memories with Stanton were infuriating him to no end and little else, I think it would be best to keep my identity a secret for now. Let’s make Q seem like a great guy...

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Chapter 167: Shaking the World Part 4

“Acknowledged, my Host.”

That’s when I felt the change, and there was no other way to describe it than a fundamental change in… everything. My body expanded, slowly at first, but it i...

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Chapter 166: Shaking the World Part 3

The next few days went by in a flash of activity… well, for the various media networks at least. I had to pretend to be wounded and on the verge of death while the various surgeons and doctors wo...

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Chapter 165: Shaking the World Part 2

I woke up the next day feeling refreshed and ready to go. Setting up such a huge media gathering was all handled by my various aids and managers, and they were burdened with the task of making sure...

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Chapter 164: Shaking the World Part 1

I spent the next month doing nothing of note; I went to practice, ate out with buddies, and had a few interviews with the local newspapers and journalists. All in all, I lived my life in the same f...

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Chapter 163: Days Prior

“Hey Coach,” I said, “What’s up?”

A gruff voice answered back, “You okay, Ash? You were due for practice half an hour ago, I thought you were stuck in traffic or something, but it...

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Chapter 162: Twisted Timelines

TISMON NOTE: Had to make some major adjustments to the last chapter, so this is not quite a reupload! Thanks!

“You have been sent to an alternate dimension, my Host.”

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Chapter 161: The Distortion

My plan was simple enough, there were clearly dissenters or enemy spies all over this city, what with that last assassination attempt, so all I had to do was find another terrorist and have them ...

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Chapter 160: Understanding the Situation

I don’t know what I expected when I entered the audience chamber, but it certainly wasn’t the sight of three tired and haggard-looking old people slumped down on a couch, seemingly in a daze. T...

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Chapter 159: Cracks in the Image

Noe made a mental map of the palace and the surrounding area as I followed Mark to the Council. Thankfully, that meant that I didn’t have to worry about getting lost and looking like an idiot try...

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Chapter 158: Start of the Infiltration

I was getting sick and tired of waking up not knowing what was going on. I know that my whole identity, my human one at least, is surrounded around sleeping, but I’m pretty sure that passing out ...

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Chapter 157: The Holy City

The journey to whatever Capital city the Order gods stationed their base at was uneventful; the only thing that I had to keep track of was the fact that I was healing a little too fast thanks to my...

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Chapter 156: The Hero's Entrance

It took me a few minutes to dig our way out of the tunnel, being careful with the Absolute Luck Skill to ensure that my escape didn’t cause the entire tunnel system to cave in. I had worried that...

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Chapter 155: Beginnings of a new Scheme

Update: Exams finish after next week! I'll be free to write full time again then, so thank you for sticking with me during this drought of content!

I shouldn’t have expecte...

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Chapter 154: Infiltrations and Deception

Update: Hello everyone, I'm sure that you've all noticed the slowdown in uploads lately. My day job (I'm a teacher) has been keeping me busy since the end of the school year is around the c...

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Chapter 153: Walter's New Scam

Once the dust was finally settled, I could fully appreciate the look of this wicked Avatar thing. It kind of looked like a weird, slightly deformed demon. It had six pairs of wings made of fire wit...

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Chapter 152: The Ritual

“Shit,” Q muttered in a rare display of frustration, “If Origin’s directly involved after everything you told us, then we might be in for more trouble than we thought. We’re not sure how ...

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Chapter 151: Inconsistencies

We peered down from our vantage point on the easternmost tower and saw an entire army clad in gold approach from the horizon. They were marching fast toward our position and deeper into the epicent...

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Chapter 150: Trouble on the Horizon

“Good morning, my Host,” Noe greeted, “I hope that you had a good rest.”

And I woke up again… or maybe it’s more correct to say that I fell asleep again? 

“Do not wor...

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Chapter 149: Rest Once More

“Please take a seat,” Q said to the envoy, “We’ve prepared some snacks and drinks as well. As a gesture of our goodwill, I would like to officially thank you for coming on such short notice...

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Chapter 148: Envoys and Negotiations

The four of us left the conference room with our individual tasks, although all I had to do was supervise the lunatics. We had decided to use this town hall as our base of operations for the time b...

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Chapter 147: Meeting the Evil Gods

The four of us walked up to the cultist leaders. Our presence was so insignificant before due to my continual adjustments to the perceptions of the gathered forces that everyone was on immediate al...

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Chapter 146: Avoiding Calamity

We stepped out of the portal, a familiar feeling now that we’d done it a few times in short order, and saw that Q had dropped us on the outskirts of another city, albeit a smaller one this time. ...

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Chapter 145: Unavoidable Calamity (Various POVs)

The beast of Calamity flew into the expanding void of space with a new mission in mind, no, a new purpose in life. It had been created as a mere tool by the gods, nothing but a convenient slave tha...

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Chapter 144: End Bringers

Q dumped us into a remote island surrounded by nothing but a beautiful ocean. The tropical breeze and calming waves were a nice distraction from the utter chaos that we had just escaped from, and t...

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