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CHP 57: Path to Salvation

Sitting in the central command room with her feet kicked up, Yu Mei-ren had had an epiphany.

You see, the way to save humanity wasn't tact and superb intellect.

It wasn't talent or pote...

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CHP 56: Master Plan

"Stupid Olga and her stupid..." Nicholas looked down on the ongoing battle from one of the castle battlements, picking up a rotten cabbage from the pile of random vegetables he'd put together, "Mon...

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CHP 55: Orleans

"...How do you have the armour of Fafnir?"

Nicholas tilted his head in confusion, staring at the badass mofo looking down on him.

It was Siegfried, a legendary Dragon Slayer... as if he...

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CHP 54: Tutorial Moment

"You've done well in coming this far! Let it be known that Vlad the IIIrd recognises you and those who follow as worthy foes! Allow me to praise thee! The way you've dealt with those under me is im...

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CHP 53: The Common Man

The innkeep nervously wiped his cups with a cloth, occasionally glancing at the strange assortment of folks that had walked into his inn some moments ago and managed to drive off the few customers ...

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CHP 52: Funny Story

"Ahn~! Don't be so rough~."

"Piss off, hoe." Nicholas deadpanned and chucked a boulder at Kiyohime, with no hesitation whatsoever... No, it seemed as though he was trying to crush that bug yo...

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CHP 51: Dragons Galore

"Senpai, we should be nearing the area Saint Georgios was last seen in... as well as the other Dragon Slayer." Mash reported like the dutiful kouhai she was, trying to be as serious as possible but...

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CHP 50: G-Good Luck

Nicholas groaned and rubbed his eyes, turning his head around to see foliage and old trees with a destroyed chunk of land beyond them that looked like it'd been bombarded by artillery... though he ...

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CHP 49: The Final Solution

Nicholas stared at the setting Sun before lightly tapping the tip of his shoe against the ground under him... backing away for the first time in his whole life to avoid a punch aimed for his chin o...

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CHP 48: Jeanne D'Arc

The Sun stood proudly in a clear blue sky with occasional dots here and there because of birds and the occasional wyverns... which was something normal at this point if Mordred went by how many of ...

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CHP 47: Dragon Bi-... Witch

"You've struck down Fafnir... How?! I'll bur-..."

Boom.

Nicholas kicked hard at the Dragon's... Fafnir's head, like he'd kicked his cousin as a kid, lopping the humongous beast through ...

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CHP 46: Actions have Consequences

"Er... I was pondering over what little Mordred said before their departure..." Martha spoke out calmly, with grace that wouldn't exist if Nicholas was around, as she walked behind her Chaldea's 48...

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CHP 45: Idol Monarch

Marie Antoinette was a Queen of France, born to play her role, born to be loved by the people and in turn love them even when they rose against her and took her head in the name of revolution... View Post

CHP 44: Liberator

"The fuck is this place?"

Nicholas pointed at the wet dirt road under him.

"The fuck is that?"

He pointed at the giant flaming cock ring in the sky.

"The fuck is there?"

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CHP 43: Whole Ass Platoon

Romani nervously stood on a podium, beads of sweat rolling down his forehead as his gaze passed over several high class heroic spirits, his temperamental boss and three equally eccentric Masters th...

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CHP 42: Haha, Get Bent

Nicholas looked at Olga in silent apprehension, tuning out the other two people in the room completely... He narrowed his eyes, making the already nervous woman fidget in her place even more than s...

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CHP 41: Pervert Inventor

Nicholas shot awake and looked around, letting out a small sigh when he realised he was in his room at Chaldea. He moved his hands to his face, "Two eyes, one mouth..." Then he moved his hands down...

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CHP 40: Therapy?

Nicholas eyeballed the dark haired woman sitting across from him strangely, "Now I ain't one to catcall or even look but hot damn woman, what the fuck did they feed you over there, petroleum? Oil? ...

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CHP 39: An Immortal's Life At Chaldea

"Hm~ Hm~..."

Yu Mei-ren was casually going about her day, she'd made her bed after a good night's rest, taken a well-deserved hot shower after Chaldea's new acting Director had decided to put...

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CHP 38: The Incident

"Why am I here?" Emiya asked flatly, looking around at a gathering of perhaps the dumbe- *ehem*... 'gifted' people he'd ever met and he had met a LOT of people over the course of being humanity's d...

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CHP 37: Ritsuka Fujimaru Gets It

Nicholas tapped his fingers on a metal table, resting his head in his other hand as he idly stared into the kitchen behind the cafeteria where a certain Saint was busy with her cooking, "How long?"...

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CHP 36 - Yu the Dumb One

Nicholas held up a can of coke, glancing at the plate of chicken nuggets in his lap, and closed his eyes to take in a deep breath.

"How could a man be depressed when these is a thing?"

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CHP 35: The Return of the King

"Welcome back everyone!" Romani enthusiastically greeted the 'field team', a wide smile on his tired face as he held his arms open and maintained a lax image if only for the sake improving the atmo...

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CHP 34: Put Em Up, Fool

Olga Marie Animusphere looked at the three servants, one demi servant and two masters huddled together some distance away from her and then down at her own hands, empty hands, "Me and my mouth..."<...

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CHP 33: Father vs Son

Martha sat on the cave floor with her legs tucked under her, one hand atop the other and eyes closed serenely, casting a saintly image that would knock most others right out the park. She'd laid do...

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CHP 32: King Arthur is a Chi-

"Sooo..."

Nicholas looked the alleged source of the deviation in this timeline (officially called 'Singularity') up and down before slightly tilting his head in thought and nodding to himself...

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CHP 31: Kill Yourself, Now

Nicholas grabbed a skeleton by the face and shoved his lightsaber through it, watching as the creature fell apart, "Is it just me or are these things getting stronger?"

"They are, senpai. The...

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CHP 30: Ganking a Demigod

"Why's he look like someone just punched him in the gut?" Gudako asked with a deadpan, making Mash glance at Nicholas who was being consoled by Martha, the Master-servant du-... now trio, walking b...

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CHP 29: Your Father Was A Two Sta-

"Oi Master!" Mordred called out to the pale haired teenager curiously taking in the burning city all around them and said something she never thought she would, "Ain't we supposed to have like... a...

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CHP 28: Likeable Master

Martha watched over her Master dutifully, as she had always done ever since she'd been summoned, something she knew he knew. She didn't want to accept that the reason her grip around her staff tigh...

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