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#184 The Slunk Noise feat. Alex Ptak

Golly gee it's a brand new week of RFTB! That's kind of a rhyme! And we've got Alex Ptak back with us this week to update us on his facial hair growth and help us navigate the ethics of baby whiske...

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#183 This Is The Story Of A... Car! feat. Nate @vrunt

Folks! We've got Nate aka @vrunt with us this week to answer your queries and goddamn it's a wide range this week! Nate tells us about his Twitter times, a good ol embarassing dating story, and als...

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After Dark #54 Cheating Before The First Date

Crazytown is the greatest band of all time, amirite folks? Welcome behind the paywall we're havin a goofy good time here! We've got butterfly talk, the ~metaverse~, and all kinds of reddit question...

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After Dark #53 Pussy For The Luncheon

Someone pooped in my garage that's not ideal! But what is ideal? This episode here where we're havin a grand ol time behind the paywall. We have many reddit questions, we have swole Dono, and whate...

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#182 Enemy Of The Show: Milk feat. Fredo Fabrucci

Folks, a story arc almost a year in the making has come to its end! Cause we're joined this week by the gentleman kong himself, Fredo Fabrucci! We talk about how we got her and the listener questio...

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#181 Ad Free

Sorry it's late! I forgot I have to make these now!

Friend of the show Mark Adkins joins us for a freewheeling conversation and also a message from the Office of Gender

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After Dark #52 The Ballad Of Ron Wheatsley

Happy Thanky Day gang, we're stressed as hell but we hope you're doin well! Audrey recounts what is honest to god the wildest date story I've ever heard. It's fucked. It's some serious "this can't ...

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#180 It's Not Classy, The People Are Ugly, And It's Not A Wonderful Place feat. Bryan Quinby

It's the ad-free version!

Howdy gang we're very excited this week on account of we've got Bryan Quinby from Street Fight back with us! We discuss Bryan's series Hedo Bryan unleashed before ge...

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After Dark #51 It Really Just Looks Like Shit

Howdy dear patrons and welcome dear new patrons! We've got a fun meander thru reddit this week including someone claiming they fuck for 2-4 hours typically and some dang brits torn asunder by me mu...

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After Dark #50 Oh It's Gonna Be That Kind Of Show?

Howdy patrons new and old! We got a goofy ass ep to lift your spirits this week cause 4pm night is dogshit and we need the lift. And so we're talkin sleep problems and holiday hell before gettin in...

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After Dark #49 Oh This Is Just A Horse Dildo

Yee haw and giddy up cause we're behind the paywall! And some dude out there on reddit thinks he's getting cucked by a dildo. Incredible.

Anyways that certainly not all, we've also got a part...

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After Dark #48 A Brilliant Piece of Depression Poetry feat. Mel Buer

Goddamn folks it's that part of the year where it gets dark early and it's HITTING! Seems like a lot of us are there this week but we're workin thru it! And we're stoked this week to have journalis...

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After Dark #47 You're Never Going To Know!

Howdy folks sorry for the delay work is wild for our esteemed producer atm! But here we are, back again! We're talkin electronic music, weird porn nomenclature vs sex terms people actually use, and...

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Episode delay

Howdy folks, episodes are gonna be a lil late this week, keep an eye (ear?) out this weekend

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After Dark #46 Y'all Ready To Bang? feat. Maria Guido

Yee hawww patrones we've got Maria Guido with us behind the paywall and we're talkin about SEX 🤯🥵 We've got a whole bunch of reddit questions to cover, including a person who may be a little ...

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After Dark #45 Dueling Butt Plugs feat. Jeremy Kaplowitz

Howdy folks, we've got Jeremy Kaplowitz with us ~after dark~ style this week! We discuss this Nick character fighting game, YA series we read as kids, and then hit some Reddit questions, including ...

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After Dark #44 Two Eggs In A Pillowcase feat. James J Asher

Dear dear Patrons, we've got James Asher with us this week to discuss "sonning", pie fisting, a partner fantasizing about anime characters, Dono's aquarium adventure, and witnessing someone bike on...

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After Dark #43 Sick Brain Gonna Do Stuff

Eyyy sorry for the delay here's a new RFTBAD let's go! Audrey has a powerful new wing recipe and Dono is bouncing back from a lil depresso wave and so we're talkin wings and brains. Also a whole bu...

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After Dark #42 Tales From The Ren Faire feat. Garrett Geilenfeldt

Welcome behind the paywall where we're journeying into Audrey and Garrett's Ren Faire past, featuring handy-tallying and hand-catching! Over on /r/relationships we're investigating the existence of...

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After Dark #41 Still Squicked

Yee haw and giddy up it's RFTB After Dark! We've got a whole mess of Reddit questions and some new additions to the paraphilia wheelia thanks to some of your suggestions in the Discord! We discuss ...

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After Dark #40 It Even Has A Turn Signal!

Hoooowee another rough week folks this timeline sucks. But we're bringing some levity to this situation with a whole pile of Reddit questions and a goddamn scooter dildo.

Here's the scooter (...

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After Dark #39 I'm Wearing The Podcasting Robe

Folks welcome behind the paywall where we're reminiscing about those condoms the health center gives out that have the fun text and such on em. Anybody remember this? Also we accidentally created a...

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After Dark #38 Still Havin Meat Sweats

16 fuckin wings and some cheesy bread folks. Audrey's fightin the mf dragon here. And Dono's been fighting the mf "communicating what you want in a relationship" dragon and doin a pretty good job! ...

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After Dark #37 Gender Reveal AFTER Party (After Dark)

Welcome behind the paywall where our celebration continues! We've got Korla with us and we're bringing the Patreon back to our roots and hitting the /r/relationships question mines! And so we hit o...

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After Dark #36 Cartoon Mom Super Bowl

Howdy dear patrons we're rating burger moms football style! Find out what the heck that means and then we hunt for some bargains but we're not sure we like what we find.

We continue whittling...

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After Dark #35 Flowers? For Me? feat. Kath Barbadoro

Welcome behind the spooky paywall where Kath was kind enough to stick around! On an all new Bargain Humpers we encounter the very intimidating Curved Dicktator and some kind of penis jetpack, pictu...

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After Dark #34 NosferaTRUTHS feat. Alex Ptak

Anddd here's the second delayed Patreon where we go absolutely off the rails because Alex Ptak is with us again! And because Ptak's latest BOS Patreon anime is about vampires, I wanted to have some...

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After Dark #33 Treat Your Mental Illnesses With Care

Hey folks, at long last we're getting this episode from a couple weeks ago out! And feelin good because Arthur is out of the hospital and doing a lot better.

Arthur talks about what happened ...

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Health Update

Hey folks, update on Arthur's health - he's still recovering and going through treatment, he's gonna need to take a hiatus from the show for a few weeks.

That means I gotta learn how to edit...

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Update on Arthur's Health

Hey folks, as you've heard us talk about on the show Arthur deals with bipolar and unfortunately had a pretty bad manic episode this week.

He's currently in the hospital but I was able to ta...

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