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What’s coming up in October?

It’s been a while since I did a “why should you stay on Patreon next month” post and since a lot of you signed up this month I figured I’d give it a try!

As sexy September comes to an...

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The cringe is too strong.

Having to watch this is literally my worst nightmare lol. This video was never meant to been seen. It was only meant to be a thing I took screen shots from. The lighting is so bad. Me trying to get...

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Room in the middle!

Edit: problem solved! I’ll do a google drive!!

These are screen shots from a video that I keep tying to upload but it keeps getting taken down. Anyone have any suggestions? Patreon won’t ...

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Let’s face it

You don’t need to see my face!

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Snap chat Sunday

I went on snap chat today and was reminded of what I looks like two years ago (Right) and it genuinely shocked me to see. I remember the exact feeling when taking that picture and I remember thinki...

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Paper My Walls!

The wallpapers this month were originally meant to be from various shoots over the years but once I found this one they were all too good! This series has always been a fan fave so hopefully y'all ...

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Bend it like Beckham!

This specific photo was a commissioned request but I got permission to post it on the main feed so here’s a little active wear submission to start our Saturday off right!

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Sleeping In (and out)

Early morning bed head anyone?

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The old day!

Almost a decade ago I was living in a house with 5 roommates taking sexy photo in the only shower in the house while they were banging on the door asking when I would be done. Since it’s Thursda...

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Shrinkflation

Wow, these hotels are really starting to cheap out on the towels. I feel like I’ve invented the jock strap version of towel. This is some bathhouse ass looking shit isn’t it?

Happy humpd...

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So original!

Jesus Christ, I just posted this picture and when it loaded, I noticed there was a resemblance to yesterday’s post. I really need to figure out some new poses.

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On my knees!

It’s not the first time I’ve been on my knees while the guy behind me ignores me. Must be a Tuesday…

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The view from below!

I can tell you that a hotel towel never likes to see me coming. The way these poor things get used and abused is out of control. It’s all in the name of content so I think it’s… fine.

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Snap chat Sunday!

For today’s Snapchat Sunday, I’m throwing back to when I decided to do a couple little gogo boy dances in my underwear. If you missed them, don’t worry they were very cringe and one of the wo...

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Pull em to the side!

Sometimes you’re just a little too lazy to take them off! Peakaboo!

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When the Sexy Started!

I wanted to go back and see when the first sexy September happens and it looks like it was all the way back in September 2019. I had actually forgotten that It was originally a decision I needed ad...

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Tighty Bluey’s

These are the underwear that just keep on giving, but today we’re celebrating them from behind! Happy hump hump HUMP day Patreon!

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Wipe it Off!

When I was recently in London, they had this beautiful all glass shower, so it seemed incredibly important for me to make sure I took total advantage of it. Shower content is personally some of my ...

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Snap chat Sunday!

Another “lords day”, another snap chat Sunday! Every Sunday (when I remember) I like to post one of the many pics that go on my snap chat! It’s a way to give a cheeky (ha) little glimpse into...

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Underwear Party!

In recently had an underwear company reach out to me about their products and offered to send me some for free. Usually I say no to companies like this because I hate most underwear brands and the ...

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One foot in front…

Part of the fun of September is getting to play with some things I don’t normally do. I’ve been asked a lot about foot content and while I’m not against it, I just never really think about it...

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Big boss man!

As the boss of this Patreon so I’ve decided Thursday is now for throwback! This week we’re revisiting covid era Mike. I was so twinky during covid because I didn’t have a gym and I was scared...

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Cheeky!

Look folks, it’s the first hump day of September and there was no way I wasn’t going to post this absolute classic! I think this might be one of the first professional butt photos I ever posted...

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Starting off right!

Happy sexy September everyone! Because it’s me you know I had to start off with a slutty hotel photo from my trip to Toronto last week!

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Welcome to the Room(s) where it happens!

This months album is colossal and while I didn't do any writes up for it (Its already 40 pages) I might do that in the future and talk about the shoot a bit because it was a HUGE fan favourite for ...

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August Wallpapers!

Don't let yourself be green with envy by missing out on this months downloadable wallpapers! I'm keeping up with the boy wonder shots but I'm also adding a few shots from a very popular series that...

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Coming up!

After what has almost been an entire month of being away, I am back home and in desperate need of some time spent in my own bed. Luckily for me (and for you) next month is sexy September which is t...

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Welcome back Ho-tel!

Just a cheeky photo from my hotel because I’m in Toronto at fan expo and I’m running around geeking out!

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Throwback!

This post doesn’t really have a reason other than I found this picture of a greasy little 18 year old Mike eating an entire party platter to himself. Me and my friend Amanda would always go here ...

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Hot lazy Wednesday!

The caption is in the title people, gangar and I are taking a well deserved break from the madness!

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