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February 2019 Ramble

Shoutout to all the new patrons and also Dave Grohl.

Live Patreon Ramble on Discord Friday 9 PM EST

be there because dj tedd will be there

Welcome, Cardlin Friends

p.s. sorry for all the pops, it was a very impromptu recording so i didn't really set anything up properly and my mic was at a weird angle

January 2019 Story

Officially Back on Duty

once i'm out from under the weather i'll be finding a story to read and do a fair bit of it in bigger chunks than before

i don't know how much i'll release as ten tier exclusives this month (...

January 2019 Ramble

[M4F] Bootlicker [Petplay] [MDom] [Degradation] [Humiliation] via [Riding] my [Boot] while I [Masturbate] [Hair Pulling] [Eye Contact] [Facial] [Orgasm Control] [Permission to Cum] a couple [Good Girl]s [11:29]

Some Things Have Been Removed

I'll make up for it in the months to come. No actual roleplays were deleted. More information later.

aiming for december 28th, 10pm est for the live asmr event

[M4F] Heat Retention: Found Footage [Gentle] [MDom] [Sir] [Encouragement] [Fingering] [Clit Play] [Cum for Me] [Cumplay] with a [Kiss] [Good Girl] [Praise] almost [Worship] [Softly Spoken] [Whispering] [12:17]

[M4F] Good Brat [MDom] [Master/Slave] [SI] [SE] [Teasing] [Dirty Talk] [Breast Play] [Edging] [Simon Says] [Countdown] [Permission to Cum] a splash of [Aftercare] and a [Kiss] [12:30]

December 2018 Ramble

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[M4F] Show Me The Ropes [MSub] and his new [Miss] [Inexperienced] [Bondage] via [Cuffs] [Kissing] [Laughing] [Handjob] [Blowjob] [Riding] [Premature] [Creampie] [Punishment] via [Post-Orgasm Torture] [Begging] [Whimpering] [Belt Sounds] [Bed Sounds] [11:56]

November 2018 Ramble

Recorded live on Discord for the event!

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Discord

Some of you have noticed that I connected Discord to my Patreon tiers, $5 and up. This is because I have made a Patreon exclusive text and voice channel. The text channel is for whatever. The voice ch...

Apparently There Are Exit Surveys

Somehow, I went an entire year on this platform without knowing these existed. I've read through these now that I know they're there and I'll take those things into consideration in the future. Also, ...

October 2018 Ramble

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September 2018 Ramble

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A Primer on Patreon's Current Payment Overhaul

they emailed this to me and i'm hoping they emailed it to all of you as well but if not, here you go

August 2018 Story

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August 2018 Ramble

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July 2018 Ramble

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Man Has Patreon for 11 Months, Finally Gets Charge Upfront

I've enabled the option for charge upfront.

For existing patrons, this means more or less nothing: you'll still be charged on the first of the month, like normal.

For prospective ones, this me...

[M4F] First Ring [MDom] [Sir] [Strict] [SI] [SE] [Degradation] [Edging] talk of [Denial] [Permission to Cum] [Condescending] [19:08]

June 2018 Ramble

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[M4F] Batter [MDom] [1950s] [Husband] [Domestic] [Vanilla] [Impreg] [Breeding] [Missionary] [Misogyny] [Degradation] [16:15]

decided to throw this one and NaCl to patreon instead of relegating them to the bucket

May 2018 Ramble

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April 2018 Ramble

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[M4F] Change of Plans [MDom] [Argument] leads to [Primal] [Hatefuck] [Facefucking] [Against the Wall] [Creampie] [Biting] [Growls] [8:55]

a bit short, but intense in equal proportion  

i was sweating like a dog after this one  

decided to give patreon my hatefuck exclusively because it's been a long-r...

March 2018 Ramble