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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Sex-erasing Voids for the Deeply Broken

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we...

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Nerding Day: The Beano Book 1987

When I was a kid, I didn't read comics with any sort of regularity. Random issues midway through runs ...

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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 251, Kool-Aid Wacky-Zany Video with Dimitri Simakis

The Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water2025-10-29 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener - 251, Lady Hunters with Dimitri Simakis

We're huntin' ladies with Dimitri Simakis! Don't worry, no ladies will be harmed in the making of this episode. None of this advice will ever work.

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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 251, Kool-Aid Wacky-Zany Video with Dimitri Simakis

The Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water 2025-10-29 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Silver's Spells for Protection

Happy Curse Day! I’m dicked.

I’ve antagonized each corner of the coven, and it’s one of th...

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Learning Day: The Toronto Scarf Queen🌭

How often do you think about scarves? Stop. Don't answer that. I can tell you right now, it's not enou...

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Podcasting Day: The Spooky October Podcast Roundup

October! Spooky! Ok, I know there is still a week left of October, but here’s the thing. I drew a bu...

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Hot Dog Store: Wish You Were Here, XOXO - HotDog

OH SHIT NEW PRODUCT ALERT, WE’VE DONE IT AGAIN!

That’s right, once again we’ve invented a completely new type of product. Remember when we introduced ā€œpostersā€ as shirts for your wa...

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Nerding Day: Mother Goose Rock ā€˜n’ Rhyme

Growing up with broke parents meant two things: I was only hit with low quality pleather belts and mos...

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Learning Day: The Walnuts Concludes

A few months back, I celebrated Pride Month with 2025-10-23 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Canadian Handbook for the Recently Embarrassingly Deceased🌭

So: you've died in Canada. And as the famous saying goes, when you die in Canada, you die in real life...

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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 250, Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever with Zak Koonce

The original Rock 'n' Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It's the farthest human a...

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Extra Wiener 250 - Brainfuck to Godhood with Zak Koonce

It's a good ol' fashioned Quaid-eatin' contest with your boy, Zak Koonce!

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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 250, Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever with Zak Koonce

The original Rock 'n' Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It's the ...

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Learning Day: Flat Earth University

Earth might be round. I don’t tell new friends, it tends to throw off the tone. No point feeding the...

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Nerding Day: Beast From Haunted Cave

You know the king of cult films, Roger Corman, ok, so he had a younger brother who was sort of the c...

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Hot Dog Store: A-Pop Bigfeets Hunters

There’s only one crew in town that can strengthen the Appalachian Honmoon, but you ain’t gonna like the way they do it.

2025-10-20 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 57 - AIMS vs The Waya Woman, Part 2

In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-...

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BIGFEETS Episode 57 - AIMS vs The Waya Woman, Part 2

In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-...

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Hot Dog Store: Crisis on Infinite Berks, get that Squatch Body

Be the manimal, little person toy genius, or speedboat wrestler you want to see in the world.

TH...

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Fucking Day: Intimate Secrets of Sex and Spirit

The year was 1995 and we thought we knew how to fuck.

2025-10-17 12:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Zork What Do I Do Now

Back before fun was invented, one of the most popular video game franchises was Zork. I’m going off ...

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Nerding Day: Angel Wars: Guardian Force

Paradise Lost, plus Reboot, minus Paradise Lost. I love this dead planet. View Post

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 249, The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys with Michael Swaim

Back in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That's how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie M...

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Extra Wiener 249 - TIDBITS with Michael Swaim

If you're deficient in cute puns and dying from a lack of hunky buns, this game of Tidbits with Michael Swaim might keep you alive long enough to get the medical attention you need.

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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 249, The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys with Michael Swaim

Back in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That's how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkey...

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Learning Day: So You Wanna Be a Gambler! Learn how to Win at Slots

It used to be that you couldn't gamble on your phone while jacking off and smoking weed. You used to h...

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Fucking Day: Penis Enlargement 🌭

As the only certified alpha male at this website, it’s my responsibility to talk to you about yankin...

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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and Hunky Vault Time

It’s almost time to buy Christmas presents. Or holiday presents or whatever. It’s shopping season, that means you need to collect them all! There are two.

2025-10-11 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post