Learning Day: Night at the Creation Museum

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A parody of aughts Ben Stiller is born dead. Good Stiller flicks were broad, overacted pastiches. Bad Stil...
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In 1994, The USA network aired 40 episodes of a cosmic horror television show for children. It was suppose...
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In 1987, producer and future accused child molestor Gary Goddard was on top of the world. He was directing...
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2024-02-14 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're familiar with my writing on this site, you probably already know that I love the X-Men. They are...
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Is there any way for a children's magic book to be considered "bad"? What would your expectations have to ...
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As a little kid, I looked up to Mega Man. This was also before there was a lot of Mega Man merch, so I was...
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