Learning Day: Night at the Creation Museum
A parody of aughts Ben Stiller is born dead. Good Stiller flicks were broad, overacted pastiches. Bad Stil...
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Punching Day: Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills
In 1994, The USA network aired 40 episodes of a cosmic horror television show for children. It was suppose...
2024-02-26 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS - Episode 15, Benji vs. The Xenomorphs
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Nerding Day: The Dwelling
Prepare your souls, hot dog readers, for we embark on a harrowing tale of ghosts and demons. But this is n...
2024-02-23 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: The Gorilla Piss One
Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we’r...
2024-02-22 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Captain Power ðŸŒ
In 1987, producer and future accused child molestor Gary Goddard was on top of the world. He was directing...
2024-02-21 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 163 - Brainfuck to Godhood with Merritt K
Brockway asks Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, to select a set of superpowers from SEO scam affirmation videos. Their goal? Possess a young man's cock and bang John Derek's wife from beyond the ghost...
2024-02-21 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 163, Ghosts Can't Do It with Merritt K
Brockway murders Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, so he can trap them on the ghost plain and use their supple young bodies to 2024-02-21 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Learning Day: 7 Strategies to Develop Your Masculinity
We’re halfway through Love Month, and dying. Every expert’s worse than the last. Reality TV and comic ...
2024-02-20 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Hangin' with Leo
In 1998, if you wanted to know what Leonardo Dicaprio was up to, you could pay an adult man who stalked hi...
2024-02-19 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostTeamworking Day: Classic Cars and Women
Brockway: I’m Robert and I want to welcome you to my Website. I have over 2,877 Hot Dog...
2024-02-16 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Upsetting Day: Cemetery Man
Fat drops slide slickly down a silvery surface embedded with rainbows. Reflected in that surface is a boy,...
2024-02-14 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 162, Deadliest Warrior Spartan vs. Ninja with Eddie Doty
Seanbaby programs Brockway and guest Eddie Doty into the virtual cyberarena and forces them to battle2024-02-14 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra Wiener 162 - Diebelest Warrior with Eddie Doty
Seanbaby puts over 17 factors into an Excel spreadsheet in order to perfectly simulate Brockway and Eddie Doty's reactions to Don Diebel's horrifying pickup lines. DIEBELEST WARRIOR!
2024-02-14 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking Day: Stacy X
If you're familiar with my writing on this site, you probably already know that I love the X-Men. They are...
2024-02-12 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS - Episode 14, Hillbilly Sheep vs. The Trail of Tears
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Nerding Day: Magic for Children ðŸŒ
Is there any way for a children's magic book to be considered "bad"? What would your expectations have to ...
2024-02-09 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostVanning Day: 2024 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest Winners!
It begins with a legend: A great lover with no home to bed his conquests laid a cushion of goose down and ...
2024-02-08 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Tiger Electronics' Mega Man 2 ðŸŒ
As a little kid, I looked up to Mega Man. This was also before there was a lot of Mega Man merch, so I was...
2024-02-07 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 161 - A Pacced Book Game with Dan PacQuade
Seanbaby traps Brockway and Dan McQuade in a labyrinth of aborted puns and the only way to escape is to read a terrible Pac Man joke book. It's cruel and unusual Pacishment! That's eight times bett...
2024-02-07 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 161, Golden Girls' "Dorothy's Prized Pupil" with Dan McQuade
Seanbaby thanks Brockway and Dan McQuade for being a friend by showing them 2024-02-07 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Learning Day: Open Heart Forum
Somehow, the romance comic money printer’s still off. Sure, publishers entertain boring artist breakups ...
2024-02-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Worth It or Woke
I'm going to pitch you a concept for a new website taking the internet by storm. You might have heard of i...
2024-02-05 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostApe Week: Andy Gorilla - Prize Pupil ðŸŒ
Every time Wonder Woman gets near a gorilla it's fucking insane, and I can prove it. I'm about to show you...
2024-02-02 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostApe Week: Lancelot Link ðŸŒ
Happy Ape Week! Today I’m talking about Lancelot Link: The 1970 spy-spoof television show starr...
2024-02-01 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostApe Week: Spymate ðŸŒ
Spymate is the kind of movie you throw on on a lazy Sunday morning, when your opera plans fall th...
2024-01-31 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 160, Ape Week with Lydia Bugg and Dennard Dayle
Seanbaby demands 50 feet of safety space between him and Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle - just in case they go berserk when he tells them they have to 2024-01-31 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra Wiener 160 - A Very Ape Book Game with Lydia Bugg and Dennard Dayle
Seanbaby harangutans Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle with a chimpload of apesolutely terribonobo ape joke books by Phil Hirsch. ... ... ... bananas!
2024-01-31 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post