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Upsetting Day: The Games Children Play 🌭

In 1990, a Canadian man named Peter Lalonde released a VHS tape about the dangers of sorcery in fiction. I...

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Nerding Day: German Disco Christmas Star Wars

All of Europe saw Star Wars and thought “Yes! Let’s do exactly that, except three minutes lon...

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Extra Wiener 122 - Ninja the Final Quiz with Zak Koonce

Seanbaby has prepared a quiz for Brockway and guest Zak Koonce -- one where all the answers come from simply watching and understanding Robert Tai's Ninja: The Final Duel. It is impossible.

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Podcasting Day: Shaolin Dolemite with Zak Koonce 🌭

It’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, the day where all pods cast dog. This episode we are talking to 2023-05-10 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Snailiens 🌭

As we’ve established, everyone wanted a piece of that delicious Ninja Turtles pizza pie in the early ’...

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Nerding Day: Mary Kate and Ashley in Action – Fast Food Fight!

In the early 2000s, corporations could, and did, stick Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s face on any product ...

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Nerding Day: Stardust, Part 2 🌭

So! We meet again, do-gooder. 2023-05-05 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Please Google This Revelation Road Director Gabriel Sabloff 🌭

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we bak...

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Extra Wiener 121 - A Hulk's Life, Part 2 with Dan McQuade

Brockway and Dan McQuade impossibly stick around for another Seanbaby's Book Game about the Hulk Hogan autobiography. This time knowing full well one of the categories we're reading from is "erotic...

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Podcasting Day: World Bodybuilding Championship, Part 2 with Dan McQuade 🌭

Welcome back to 1900HOTDOG’s coverage of 2023-05-03 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: V the Musical

Moon landing denial taps powerful human drives. Fear of change. Insecurity. Mean homeroom teachers. So you...

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Learning Day: Become a Man of Confi-DANCE

Sometimes when you look at a book title, you can hear the implied flourish it’s meant to be pronounced w...

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Fucking Day: Cookbooks for Fuckin'

Hi, I’m the Internet’s Seanbaby, and I need a snack that makes me climax more than once. “Tough luck...

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Learning Day: The Ghostphone 🌭

Communion is a movie about jazz dancing with aliens, and hats. Hats for all occasions. Christophe...

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Extra Wiener 120 - A Hulk's Life, Part 1 With Dan McQuade

Seanbaby breaks down the categories of Hulk Hogan's biography and reads them at Brockway and guest Dan McQuade. This is a prosecutable felony.

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Podcasting Day: World Bodybuilding Federation 1 with Dan McQuade 🌭

It’s an all beef, maximum meat Podcasting Day! We invited one of our favorites, Defector’s 2023-04-26 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Stardust, Part 1 🌭

Hey, you—with the love handles: how would you like to fistfight Old Testment God?

That was the tri...

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Upsetting Day: The Goop Mother's Day Gift Guide

Everyone has probably heard of Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s website, where she sells lousy health advice and ...

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Punching Day: Fighting the Pain Resistant Attacker 🌭

We all know pain is the best way to defeat a calm, rational enemy. But what if you’re fighting a man too...

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Nerding Day: The Mortal Kombat Live Tour Promo

I’m really going to do it. I’m going to write 2,000 words about a six-minute interview between Los Ang...

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Extra Wiener 119 - An All Beef Book Game with Bryan Stratton

We need to do something fun with Bryan Stratton to apologize for making him talk about Frank Miller's Holy Terror for 90 minutes, so Seanbaby brought a lighthearted game featuring a book by... Dori...

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Podcasting Day: Frank Miller's Holy Terror with Bryan Stratton 🌭

This week we have Bryan Stra...

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Punching Day: Karate Rock 🌭

If there’s one thing I’ve picked up from reading this fine website, it’s that there’s an ideal med...

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Fucking Day: The Single Girl's Guide to Meeting European Men

There are certain people I think should be disqualified from writing dating advice books: hot people. You ...

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Teamworking Day: The Godfrey Ho Ninja Award Matching Game!

Hello, and ninja attack. That’s how suddenly it can happen. Here at 1900🌭, we are proud to have creat...

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Fucking Day: When God Writes Your Love Story

Couples of average sanity don’t write books together. They’re either unnaturally grounded, or in this ...

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Extra Wiener 118 - OK Science with Merritt K!

Brockway introduces a new game combining all the fun of science with all the fun of science - it's OK Science! Seanbaby and Merritt K are your FUNGINEERS for this wacky ride! BuuuUUUuuuckle UP!

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Podcasting Day: Todd McFarlane's The Twisted Land of Oz with Merritt K 🌭

In your wettest...

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Fucking Day: The Sexual Key to the Tarot

Greetings, my acolyte. Welcome, young novice. [A gesture done with a penis to indicate “hello”], pork-...

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Learning Day: The Bathroom Oscars 🌭

Kids these days... everyone's got to get a trophy. Even bathrooms are winning awards. That's right; there'...

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