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Fantastic Shags and Where to Find Them Part 1 (Harry Potter/Queenie Goldstein)

Queenie Goldstein was starting to think she made a mistake. There was a good chance she’d made a lot of them actually. So many mistakes, in fact, that there was no way she could recover from them...

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Weekly One-shot Poll (2/26(28)/25)

No joke, I just totally forgot to put the oneshot poll up for this week. My bad people. Here it is now, and you've got until Tuesday at midnight to cast your votes.

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Growth Spurt Chapter 45

“So THIS is why you kids keep disappearing!” Mrs. Weasley said. “This whole time… This whole ENTIRE time…”

Harry winced. He wondered what would happen. Would she get so mad she th...

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Growth Spurt: Chapter 44

“I thought the OWL was going to be harder, to be honest,” Hermione said.

“I agree. I thought they would at least get into Countermotion Charms,” said Pansy. “Flitwick had already co...

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Growth Spurt: Chapter 43

This was it. Even more than when Hermione and Ron were first pulled away by prefect duties, leaving Harry to ride the train without them for the first time, THIS was the most awkward trip Harry had...

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Susan's Submission (Harry Potter Commission)

Susan Bones had a major problem, and it all stemmed from her perfect boyfriend. He hadn’t done anything. The problem was actually about what he WOULDN’T do.

They had been dating for two w...

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Smashing a Spider Part 4

“You kids behave yourselves alright?”

Mayday Parker gave Peter a big nod, while her younger brother Benjamin sniffled.

“Aw, come on, Benjy.” Peter went down on his knee, rubbing...

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Smashing a Spider Part 3

“Thaaat’s right folks! Who can you trust if not J. Jonah Jameson, and THIS news anchor is telling you right now, wake up! Spider-Man is a menace! He’s ruining the safety of our streets! He’...

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Hoekage Chapter 3

“Shizuneeeee!” Naruto said. “Stop hitting me! I yield! Yield!”

The blond boy had his arms raised while he cowered behind them. Shizune, meanwhile, had her pillow raised, delivering br...

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Weekly One-shot Poll (2/19/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Peter Parker/Darcy Lewis Continued

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Growth Spurt Chapter 42

Harry awoke to a warm, wet, and heavenly feeling in his crotch.

He blinked his eyes open, feeling invigorated instead of tired. He shifted in bed, raising his hips up reflexively while reachi...

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Growth Spurt Chapter 41

This one is basically two days worth of chapters rolled into one. I'd love for all my chapters to be more like this length, but to keep them daily, I have to keep them shorter for now.

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Announcement: No Chapter Today; Double-Length One Tomorrow

Hey guys. The next chapter of Growth Spurt is a big one, both for plot and "plot". I've been working on it all day today, but it's going to come out as about twice the length of a normal chapter, s...

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Hoekage Chapter 2

Sorry about the late post. I got behind.

“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Naruto!”

Sitting at a table inside an inn near the border of Fire ...

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Deal With the Devils Part 2 (Harry/Rias/Akeno/Fleur)

Silverware tapped against plates as four people sat around a table, eating a nutritious breakfast.

“The eggs are perfect, as usual,” Fleur said.

“Thanks, Dear,” Harry said. ...

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Deal With the Devils Part 1 (Harry/Rias/Akeno/Fleur)

At least once a year, ever since Harry married his gorgeous half veela wife, someone would joke that he “Must have made a deal with the devil to land that one!”

It didn’t make all that ...

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Weekly One-shot Poll (2/12/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Harry/Rias/Akeno/Fleur (Harry Potter/High School DxD)

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Growth Spurt Chapter 40

“Vacation!” Seamus Finnegan screamed, pumping his fists high into the air.

“Five points from Gryffindor!” Professor McGonagall rebuked him from the staff table. “It is too early for...

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No Chapter Today

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but there won't be a chapter today. I was going to post a commission today, but it strayed a bit close to Terms of Service, and I don't want to give Patreon an e...

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Smashing a Spider Part 2 (MCU)

Darcy Lewis was smart.

She thought that people forgot this a lot, an account of her generally goofy personality, but her brain was actually extremely sharp. Darcy had also spent a significant...

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Smashing a Spider Part 1 (MCU)

Darcy Lewis didn’t enjoy the guest speaking parts of her job one bit.

It was worked into the contract of her last research deal. She thought that astrophysicists would dou, y' know, astroph...

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Growth Spurt Chapter 39

The day of the fateful match between Ravenclaw and Gryffindor was not much nicer than that dreary, stormy evening had been.

It wasn’t wet, at least. There was that. But it was frigidly cold...

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Growth Spurt Chapter 38

Exams for the end of the first term were approaching fast, and you could feel it all over Hogwarts. It wouldn’t be too long before Christmas Holidays came around, and everyone was gearing up for ...

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Weekly One-shot Poll (2/5/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Peter Parker/Darcy Lewis... By tie-breaker. The votes were exactly the same for the Gravity Falls p...

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Hoekage Chapter 1

In an alternate universe Jiraiya manned up and chose to raise his godson, challenges be damned. He teaches Naruto everything that he knows, from information gathering, to ninjutsu, to women. When h...

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Humbling Cordelia (Buffy Commission)

After Xander suddenly grows into a new power, he wastes no time in putting it to use bringing Cordelia down a peg.

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Growth Spurt Chapter 37

One week later on the dot, Harry was climbing the Astronomy Tower again, this time with a different book in hand. He was determined to be more careful with this one. The dueling book he brought to ...

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Growth Spurt Chapter 36

Harry checked his favorite book out from the library—a book about dueling that, although it didn’t have any spells, gave plenty of tips and tricks—and began the arduous climb up the Astronomy...

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Just Ask Part 2 (Harry Potter/Romilda Vane)

Romilda had always been a girl who was confident in her looks. She didn’t think this was arrogance. She was just good to look at and always had been. No, she had never felt ugly in her life, unti...

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Just Ask Part 1 (Harry Potter/Romilda Vane)

Patreon took down this post again after like 30 minutes. I've put it up in PDF and EPub below. If you have trouble accessing these, please just leave me a message, and I can find a way to get you t...

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