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"Hurry up, before the sergeant finds us."

"Oh, we have all the time in the world."

*Francis almost bends the roof of the pickup truck*

"John? What the fuck are you doing to me?"

The whole building shakes when he's walking

LEGS!

Will this be enough for "World Biggest Biceps?"

Maybe he should go back and do another set and get some more juice too. 

New Technique!

Today I learned a lot about morphing gifs while the camera in the source material is moving. You probably haven't noticed this before but all gifs I morph have a still camera. There's...

He's pumped for more!

Pro Tip #2

There's no such thing as "too big"

Never stop

He's pumping up huge!

We are all waiting for the rrriiiiiiiip!

Flex out of that shirt, big boy!

Pro Tip

If your own chest is in the way you can train each pec by its own. 

But keep in mind that you need an extra large shirt!

Noodles and Beef Appreciation

Dylan truly is a mountain of a man. A true muscle bull. 

Here you can see him floating in a water tank — Getting bigger, minute by minute.

Noodles and Beef Appreciation

Part Deux

*Grooowl* — Part 10

I really thought I would reach my 550 pounds goal in mid-January or even later but…well. 

Christmas—the time of big meals—isn't even here yet but I already broke the 550 pounds mark a wee...

Off-Season treated him well

… very well. Look at those arms, look at those pecs. He's got shelve status. 

💨

Pumped as fuck

Hiatus has begun 🎄

All right guys, it's time for my little pause. As you can see I posted a few last things for the month of November. I won't post anything in December — except for Christmas, of course. You a...