Laughter is the Best Medicine - Men's Help Line
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of 2020-06-06 14:24:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of 2020-06-06 14:24:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Six friends are persuaded to check out the town's most exclusive club - CLUB STORM and find out why it's so popular.
Chara...
2020-06-05 20:36:46 +0000 UTC View PostA man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?...
I promise...
2020-06-05 13:01:28 +0000 UTC View Post
In case you missed it at about the 6.5 second mark, he unexpectedly gets whacked in the nuts.
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of yo...
2020-06-04 11:23:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Nobody wants to 'play' alone. Besides, nothing makes me hotter or wetter than when you stroke with me baby.
An American soldier, serving in World War II had just returned from several weeks of battle o...
2020-06-02 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A rich business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500...
When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he...
2020-05-30 11:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou can listen to this recording HERE
A man goes to the proctologist and says "I've got a huge problem with my ass."
The doctors says, "Drop your pants, bend over and I will have a look".
"Fu...
2020-05-29 11:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... This audio...
2020-05-28 22:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostA man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot to keep his wife company while he's at work....
However, the only parrot for sale in the shop seemed to be lopsided.&nb...
2020-05-28 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe votes are in. My NSFW Discord group chat will be tonight:
You can join my D...
2020-05-28 11:23:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I keep telling you, you can’t keep summoning me over and over again.
Yes, I know you enjoy the time we spend together. The truth is... I do, too. Ever since you first summoned ...
2020-05-27 19:17:26 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
I promised a NSFW Discord chat in MAY and that time has cum.
It will be this Thursday May 28th at either 3pm EDT or 9:30pm EDT, so vote for which time slot ...
2020-05-27 03:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostA little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole...
He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that w...
2020-05-26 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
You have a hard time believing me when I tell you it's okay to fuck my friend who's sleeping in our guest room.
You just have to trust me, when I tell you that...
She Wants It.&nb...
2020-05-25 23:27:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed...
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says...
2020-05-25 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostA guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun...
He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
She ...
2020-05-24 12:31:37 +0000 UTC View PostThis little old lady goes to the doctor and says...
"Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s alway...
2020-05-23 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostJust a reminder I’ll be hanging out in Discord today at 3pm EDT just for fun 😊
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar...
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6...
2020-05-22 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This month Discord users voted on the top SFW erotic photo submissions from April and I promised to create a sexy audio based on the winning pic.
However there was a tie!
Lu...
2020-05-22 05:06:42 +0000 UTC View PostBill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion...
He had...
2020-05-21 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is just another quick May update.
For those of you curious here's ...
2020-05-21 05:45:24 +0000 UTC View PostA guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons...
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this ...
2020-05-20 20:01:35 +0000 UTC View Post
You know your place is between my legs, baby.
Sometimes I'll see a hot pic or gif while scrolling through bdsmlr or tumblr and it will inspire me to record som...
2020-05-19 22:25:45 +0000 UTC View Post