" It’s Christmas. Don’t you think you deserve to be happy today?
Well, I do. ‘Cause you’re a nice human who’s gonna let me stay here so I don’t freeze my tail off o...
2019-12-23 10:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostIt's our very last poll for the year! I'd like to take this time to thank everyone who has taken part in the Request an RP polls this year. I love seeing the ideas, as well as being able to p...
2019-12-19 05:13:53 +0000 UTC View Post
After your tank is hit, you're bundled up into one of the trucks and transported back to base. You and your tank have taken a bit of damage, but luckily a cute corporal is ready to fix you right up...
2019-12-17 13:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post
That's right, folks, you've heard it here first. Stay tuned! 📻
2019-12-16 01:50:38 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey, I’m Corporal Emi, I’m a medic, and I’ve been tasked with looking after you!"
2019-12-11 05:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a long day, and you're looking for some coffee to wake you up! You go into a coffeehouse, only to find the barista chewing out the espresso machine she's cleaning...
Commissioned b...
2019-11-30 21:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post
" If I didn’t want to spend my evenings serving coffee and cleaning the drip tray for the hundredth time, I shouldn’t have gotten a degree in Theatre Tech and minored in movement.
[groan]...
2019-11-29 12:32:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, you've done it, we've had our first tie, and it's for the sequel videos.
This is leading me to two decisions, the first I'd like your help with-
The first, is how do we want to pr...
2019-11-26 23:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time of month again! Elevator Vampire is out there doing her best, and High School Bully/Dawn are in development.
Thank you to everyone who got back to me with their ideas! As...
2019-11-19 04:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You're listening to the radio when you hear a news story about a dangerous individual. Then you hear a scratching sound outside the car... so you get out to check and waifu door hand hook car door....
2019-10-31 17:37:21 +0000 UTC View Post
"Uh… so, hi. I was just, uh… um… passing by and, uh… thought that I’d check your… tire pressure? Uh… and then… my… my sleeve got caught on the door handle and um… oh, no don’t...
2019-10-26 14:13:40 +0000 UTC View Post
It's another long day of working your new office job in Hell... literally. Late one night one of the more intimidating higher ups walks into the same elevator as you, when suddenly the elevator fai...
2019-10-25 14:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostHere we are again, time for another Patreon Poll! Elevator Vampire is in the end stages of production and scheduled to be out for next week, and I've already started design work on High School Bull...
2019-10-19 05:22:04 +0000 UTC View Post
"I have a spotless record with this company, and anyone would be very, very hard pressed to find anything blackmail worthy."
"And… if someone were to try and make things difficult for me an...
2019-10-11 13:08:49 +0000 UTC View Post
"Gee, Vivi, why does your mom let you answer so many questions?!"
"I dunno, lol."
2019-10-09 15:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
"I can't do a script preview because this is going to be entirely improvised, oh god."
2019-09-28 18:09:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Yaaawn. You fell asleep during a study session at your best friend's house. When you tell her you want to go home, she insists that you can't leave...
Commissioned by Grey!
2019-09-22 14:58:29 +0000 UTC View PostWith last month's Poll winner Elevator Vampire under way and scheduled for an October release, it's time for this month's Request an RP poll!
Thanks to everyone who got back to me with their ...
2019-09-21 08:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"This whole time I’ve been trying so hard to treat you gently… but it was pointless. You’re too stubborn to accept help.
I’ve been an idiot.
I should’ve just done ...
2019-09-10 15:16:38 +0000 UTC View PostHi, everyone! I hope August has been treating you well!
This has been a big, busy month for me; I travelled, got engaged, and hit 10k subscribers on YouTube!
However, that does me...
2019-08-31 07:48:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh no! There's been a large earthquake in the city, and you find yourself trapped under some rubble! Luckily, RN-621, "Raphaela" from Rampart X is here to rescue you, and take care of you until you...
2019-08-29 04:09:21 +0000 UTC View Post
"Here at Rampart X, we take pride in caring for humans."
2019-08-23 00:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostTime for the second Request an RP poll! Thanks to everyone for getting back to me with your ideas!
(For those of you curious about the previous Request an RP poll result, I have something spe...
2019-08-18 09:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You invited your roommate and your next door neighbour to a fancy party and a big hotel! But there's a slight problem... they both think it's a date!
Feat. Sorulay!
2019-08-15 09:21:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone! I'm back from my trip, and I'm ready to get back to work! I have several audio commissions from last month that I'm in the process of finishing up, as well as some collaborations I'm p...
2019-08-11 23:51:29 +0000 UTC View Post
" Hey, d-don’t try and dodge the question. Tonight is a date, right? It definitely is!"
"So, you’ve got to tell us which one of us is the date, and which one isn’t!"
2019-07-19 04:19:29 +0000 UTC View Post
You come across an odd little fortune telling tent and decide to give it a try. The girl inside seems... not very keen on her avocation. And... what exactly is she using to predict the future...
2019-07-17 17:25:37 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to the first Request an RP poll! Thanks everyone for getting back to me with your ideas!
Poll ends on the 22nd!
2019-07-13 01:04:55 +0000 UTC View Post
" ...I can help satisfy the curiosity gnawing away at your insides… and maybe, instead of going through life wandering aimlessly from room to room… not knowing how or why you’re ther...
2019-07-05 12:37:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're reading this, you've made the decision to become a patron! I'm honestly floored by the level of support I've received, and I want you to know how grateful I am for it.
Just a quick ...
2019-07-05 09:19:46 +0000 UTC View Post