ryanporker

Bear Night Prep Work

Amazon Wishlist

Howdy howdy! I'm dropping this list on the cow tier and higher as it affords anyone an opportunity to send something on the list directly to my front steps. There is no obligation to utilize this l...

From the archive

Fat Pad

It’s my promise to you to deliver lesser dick content as time goes on. No wait, more content of less dick, that sounds more like it.

Sure would be nice to get this thing big enough to hold a six-pack

Thick 'n Thirsty

Gaining history

Howdy folks!

I'm thrilled to be sharing my gaining journey with all of you. My participation on the social internet has waxed and waned through the years, but something that has remained undo...

Midnight snack

My typical nocturnal behavior

Guns out

Back on my Minnesota lake trip when I clearly had my fair share of drinks and sun.

Hungry, anyone?

I certainly am. Thrilled to be back in the action, celebrating size and receiving the generous encouragement of the community. Get in touch, I'm ready to grow!