Sir Gary Bummer

Update #97 Huffing and puffing

I am wiggling my ears aggressively at you right now. It's how elves say hello. Trust me, Tolkien himself told me so.

Been a pretty shit week, not going to lie. Mostly due to terrible sleep. P...

Update #96 Hardvard University

Good evening. Welcome to this special broadcast pertaining to the nature of the issue we all now face. I am of course talking about the concerning lack of futanari-netorare games in the world. With...

Update #95 Hugs and kisses

Eager and eggy Easter greetings!

Well, not sure how eager I am for Easter to be honest, it's gotta be the most mid holiday. I mean, it's alright, just doesn't have that special something some...

Update #94 A Gary is never late

Heeeeey...

So this is awkward. I had Patreon open to remind myself to write the update yesterday, then at some point I got distracted and forgot it anyway. Also, have I made the "A Gary is ne...

4k Extras #24 Foreheads & Fingerfiddling

Look. I was very busy trying to get the fingers to look decent, and I was also taking the renders sideways, so I didn't notice that the FOV made the foreheads look like fiveheads, alright?

St...

Update #93 There was always a title here

This is Major Gary to ground control.

Not a military grade type major mind you, it's just that I'm more important than other Gary's. Well, maybe not Gary Oldman. That's gotta be a tough last ...

Update #92 On pace

We meet again!

Unless this just so happens to be your first time here, in which case we're meeting for the first time. I suppose it's a bit rich calling it a meeting, given that you're readin...

Poll #27 Popularity contest

It's time to see which character is the most popular! I'm pretty sure I already know number one and two, but I'm quite interested to see whoever else gets any votes.

Huh, looking through my ...

Update #91 A red dawn

Sunny salutations to you!

Started my day with a little walk in the sunshine today, was pretty nice. Fresh air and all that. Since I've checked that off the list, I can now avoid leaving the h...

4k Extras #23 The Maid's new footrest

Hullo!

Just a little 4k set where Ruru makes sure to put a certain someone in their place. It's a bit tamer than the last few sets we've had, but I thought it was a fun idea.

Anyway, ho...

Update #90 HMS Spice leaving port

Ahoy there, sealclubbers!

As mentioned last update, at least I think I mentioned it last update, the scene I've been working on this update is a spicy one. I've gotten pretty much all of the ...

Update #89 Putting on the thinking cap

If CatDog were to be a part of a 69, would it be called an 89 instead? Oh, hey! Didn't see you there, just having some shower thoughts out loud.

Speaking of shower thoughts, I've been thinkin...

Update #88 Elon's favorite number

Rowdy howdies to ya'll!

Funny story, was riding in my friend's Tesla (bought a few years ago, mind you), and looked down at the speedometer for the first time. Guess how many km/h we were goi...

4k Extras #22 Worship at the altar

Heyo!

Finally made those 4k renders I've been meaning to do for a while. Got ourselves some girls worshiping at Ruru's altar. Altar of course referring to her extra accessory. Her most limber...

Update #87 Wretched responsibilities

Yeehaw. Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with that so I won't even try to make anything of it.

Welp, the first scene of the episode is finally finished. That's by far the longest it's ever ...

Poll #26 A moderate amount of colors

Alrighty, finally got some colors for you to pick. I just did direct color combos this time, would've had to make several polls to chose between primary and secondary colors and stuff. Which, I mea...

Update #86 Cultivating blue oysters

I've got a fever! And the cure was not, in fact, cowbells.

Well, to be completely honest I didn't actually try cowbells, maybe I should have. Also I don't actually have a fever anymore, that ...

Update #85 Please avoid letting Gary write updates when severely sleep deprived

Oi! Hands in the sky, punk! This is an update!

Well, on the one hand I didn't get as many renders done as I wanted to this week, on the other hand they all have titties. That's at least one t...

Update #84 We rendering again

Tjillevippen!

Uh, don't say that while touching a nail, trust me, odd things happen.

We're finally underway with making renders, which feels great. It kind of feels like I haven't prope...

Poll #25 Casual outfits for those clearly overdue

Finally put together all the fits for the poll. I realized that Jhan'draga also needed something casual, so she got thrown in as well.

As per usual, we'll vote on colors once the fits have b...

4k Extras #21 Measuring success

Yo!

Dropping a little 4k set here. I was inspired by a render made by someone way better than me, so this is kind of a recreation of that.

This is quite a tiny set compared to what I us...

Update #83 Rend and sunder

Eyo! MC Gary in the house!

MC stands for Mister Coolguy btw. Mister Coolguy Gary, that's me!

As for the pic up top, I found that in my unsorted images. I was going to make a 4k set on t...

Update #82 Manuscript debt

Oh, hello there. It's just me, remembering the day for once.

I think I'm through the toughest part of writing the script. Which is coming up with one in the first place, as well as writing t...

Update #81 Stupid Saturdays slipping my senses

Okay, okay. I forgot again. Damned Saturdays. Oh, and hello!

This time I actually have a good excuse though, I was celebrating my mom's birthday. Got her a book, which is pretty much the type...

Update #80 Memory leaks

Hello. I absolutely did not once again forget that it was Saturday. I just, uh, ignored it? No, that sounds worse. Okay, okay, I may, ever so slightly, have forgotten it just the tiniest bit.

4k Extras #20 Hot Tub Fireworks

Where would you rather be than inside a hot tub when the new year rings in? What was that? Inside a hot, pointy-eared waifu? Oh... Yeah, that makes sense.

Although it seems Ruru is way ...

Update #79 A belated Christmas pic

Merry Christmas!

...

Again...

And somewhat late...

Look, it's Christmas' fault for not being on a Saturday, alright? Would I have been able to get an update out with a bel...

Update #78 Big one hundred

Hohoho, and a bottle of mead!

I for sure wasn't hungover yesterday and forgot it was Saturday. Nope, not me! Stupid mead, who knew it was that strong?

Anyway, episode six was released j...

Episode 6 Patreon release

When I first mentioned that I was confident I'd release this year I thought I'd have the episode done in late November or something. Yeah, that's why I avoid promising things. Good thing I kept it ...

Update #77 The death of squeeze stockings

It is I, Sir Gary! I bid you welcome to yet another wonderful update.

Terrible news, I'm afraid. Turns out squeeze stockings don't play well with penetrative business, so Sveida has to go wit...