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Book 2, Chapter 60

The next three weeks were some of the most restful I’d had in months despite all the extra work I had to do. The first order of business was to expand the garden, which thankfully was handled by ...

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Book 2, Chapter 59

Fixing broken bones earned me a bit of goodwill, but street kids didn’t dismiss suspicion easily, so other than some muttered thanks from the kids I’d actually healed, I didn’t get much in th...

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Book 2, Chapter 58

Rouri, as it turned out, wasn’t a great source of information. She knew where her fellow cabal-mates lived and worked, and she was willing to point them out when I used Swarm’s scrying orb to s...

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Book 2, Chapter 57

“Everyone who knows about Sibilant doesn’t seem to want to talk about him,” I said. “So I’m thinking he’s either the power behind the throne, or he’s your spymaster. And since you’r...

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Book 2, Chapter 56

As soon as I felt my wards split to let something through, I cast a force wave to throw everything around me back. The assassin mage was hurled into the wall, losing whatever tool she was using to ...

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Book 2, Chapter 55

I didn’t get much done that day, not after I finished reading that book. Details were light after that one passage, mostly speculation since it appeared that nobody quite knew exactly what had ha...

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Book 2, Chapter 54

I settled into my new hideout on the north side of the city, ironically only a block away from an enforcer tower. The whole quadrant was far more heavily trafficked for some reason, but this was on...

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Book 2, Chapter 53

There was no way I was going to catch up to Juby on foot, but fortunately for me, I didn’t have to. Shadow leap had some sharp limitations, one of which was being able to see where I wanted to ju...

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Book 2, Chapter 52

As amusing as it was to watch Blue Rat squirm, I did have other problems to take care of. We waited in silence a moment to confirm that no one was going to pop up in response to his kill signal, th...

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Book 2, Chapter 51

I walked into a building about a mile away from Blue Rat’s office. It was on an otherwise unoccupied street that looked like it had been the site of a battle between two equally matched mages of ...

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Book 2, Chapter 50

After that highly public battle, I needed a new place to lay low. Flying through the air was a good way to get followed since not only would there be hundreds of witnesses, it would be easy for wid...

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Vacation Week

UPDATE: Apparently, in its infinite wisdom, Patreon has decided that pauses can only be scheduled in month-long blocks. Since I don't want a month off, but I also don't want to charge every...

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Book 2, Chapter 49

Swarm shrieked, literally shrieked, and flung himself away from me. That coming from a man bordering on middle-aged, saying I was surprised would be an understatement. I actually lost a second just...

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Book 2, Chapter 48

I gave myself a moment to take it all in. There was a ring on his finger with a Wolf Pack signet. He was more than twice my height and probably weighed eight or nine times as much as me, all of it ...

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Book 2, Chapter 47

I stepped into the room at the top of the castle. There had been two guards outside the door, both dead now. I dragged the bodies in with me using greater telekinesis and deposited them in the corn...

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Book 2, Chapter 46

I studied the woman’s sullen expression for a moment. Whatever was going through her head, she still wasn’t afraid for her life. Probably the fact that the person menacing her was a four-year-o...

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Book 2, Chapter 45

The archives hadn’t held all the answers I’d hoped to find, but I had learned enough interesting information from them that it had been worth the effort to break in. There was a private library...

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Book 2, Chapter 44

I made a detour back down into the sewer tunnels to drain away more mana from the traps left behind. There wasn’t a lot left, but I had time to kill while I waited for night so I could begin navi...

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Book 2, Chapter 43

Whoever set the traps around Freak’s lair wasn’t very good at it. They were enthusiastic, though – I’d give them that. After disarming the twelfth trap in the same tunnel, I had to wonder i...

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Book 2, Chapter 42

Author's Note: I incorrectly labeled yesterday's chapter as "42" when it was supposed to say "41." I've fixed the title and here is the real chapter 42.

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Book 2, Chapter 41

It took the masked man a fraction of a second to realize the enchantment wasn’t working on me, and he immediately responded with violence. His leg snapped up in a roundhouse kick heading directly...

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Book 2, Chapter 40

Blue Rat snapped a finger and pointed at the couch. “Map,” he said.

The book-reader, Myumi, sighed and stood up. I glanced at the book she left behind on a couch just to see the title, View Post

Book 2, Chapter 39

I wasn’t terribly surprised to see a familiar face waiting for me with the group that hadn’t left the house. There wasn’t a lot of detail to be gleaned about a person based just on my sense o...

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Book 2, Chapter 38

The wards shielding my hideout from detection were still active. I was almost certainly safe here, but I couldn’t see any good reason to risk hanging around. Other than the mana I’d invested in...

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Book 2, Chapter 37

I didn’t sleep well that night, partially because my mind was consumed with thoughts of my return to Derro, something that I was both eager for and dreaded. I wanted that business closed as soon ...

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Book 2, Chapter 36

I had three goals to accomplish in the next few hours. First, we needed to get the garden planted back in the ground. Second, we needed to raise some kind of shelter. Third, we needed a ward stone ...

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Book 2, Chapter 35

Teleporting multiple people was harder than teleporting one person, but not by much. The easiest way to do it was to inscribe a runic construct commonly referred to as a teleportation circle, thoug...

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Book 2, Chapter 34

I had two spots in mind for our new home. The first was a crescent-shaped plateau on the side of a mountain about a quarter mile wide. It didn’t have any trails leading up to it that I’d found,...

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Book 2, Chapter 33

Father’s hesitation upon entering the hut was not lost on me. He wasn’t surprised to see me, but he had the air of a man dreading a task he knew he couldn’t put off any longer. After glancing...

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Book 2, Chapter 32

I received three visitors over the next hour while I finished up my preparations. None of them were as bad off as Karad had been, but each one resulted in another ten-minute break. Karad himself ca...

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