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Chapter 189

The Shansakun training grounds were about one hundred and fifty miles east of the city. The family owned a huge swath of forested land, one that was rough with hills and valleys, ravines and gullie...

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Chapter 188

The truth was that the obstacle course wasn’t designed for someone of Luke’s level. The first section, for example, was comprised of platforms that had obstructions hanging between them. Challe...

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Chapter 187

Luke was not allowed to take the journals out of the enchanted shrine, not because Valera didn’t trust him, but because the books were old as dirt and outside of the confines of the room, they we...

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Chapter 186

“Lady, I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but you are creeping me out.”

Valera ignored Luke as she circled around him again. Off to the side, Zea looked about ready to attack ...

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Chapter 185

Fujoka Shansakun, Patriarch of the Shansakun family, was probably compensating for something. His office had a disgusting amount of decorations made from precious metals and gemstones, everything f...

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Chapter 184

It turned out Zea was an incredibly bad judge of clothing sizes. Luke’s fit, more or less. Spectacle, on the other hand, got pants that were too short by about six inches and a shirt that straine...

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Chapter 183

The tunnel dumped them out in a barn just outside the city. Luke wasn’t sure exactly how many miles it ran, but it must have been an enormous expenditure to dig it. He’d be the first to admit h...

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Chapter 182

[Burst Step] wasn’t really supposed to be used for upwards momentum. It wouldn’t be all that effective that way, probably not enough to justify the expenditure of Luke’s stam...

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Chapter 181

For all the shit Luke had endured since he’d been taken to Aros, nothing compared to the pain of those dozens of tentacles crushing him. It wasn’t just the pressure either; no, they had texture...

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Chapter 180

Tension built in Luke’s neck as he stared back down the tunnel. There was something there, but he couldn’t find it. And that didn’t happen to him, not anymore. Not even Lath had been able to ...

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Audiobook Sample for God Machine Book 1

Here's the promised audiobook sample for those who love listening to stories. I've noted this in a few chapters today, but have another reminder as well:

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Gif Cover for God Machine Book 1

So Podium sent me this, which I think is insanely cool (and have spent way too long staring at). This version is a video,but I've got a gif version too that I shared on discord, but which I don't s...

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Chapter 179

Author's Note: T...

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Chapter 178

The east gate, the monster gate, opened first. The thing that slithered out looked like the result of a jellyfish, a grizzly bear, and a python having an ecstasy-fueled orgy in a pool full of green...

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Chapter 177

With a muttered warning about using some other entrances occasionally, the cheese shop owner let Luke and Zea through his cellar access to the arena. Zea smiled and promised they would, but if ever...

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Chapter 176

The sword was a garbage weapon. Sure, it could cut through stuff, but that was the only thing it did better than the mace. When using one, Luke had to worry about things like the angle of impact or...

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Chapter 175

Gotayi let Luke and Zea into the office, which was lit by a pair of candles set into holders on the wall. It was in most other respects a plain, normal office except for what was obviously a safe t...

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Chapter 174

The shop was full of display cases, each one showing off various cheeses. There were familiar shades of white, yellow, orange, sometime solid or with holes, and then there were more exotic colors l...

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Chapter 173

System was a constant source of frustration. For all the information he provided, it was always like pulling teeth to get something helpful. He could confirm the concentration of monsters nearby an...

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Chapter 172

“Healers are all profiteers and swindlers,” Zea announced as soon as they left the clinic.

“I think we’ll probably be fine,” Luke told her. “It was only twenty gold.”

“...

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Chapter 171

Luke didn’t exactly rush back to the village, but he didn’t wait for the soldiers to get organized either. As soon as the captain assured him that no more blood hunters would be spewing out of ...

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Chapter 170

Peishan knew it was hopeless. He didn’t have a tenth of the men he needed to stop a blood hunter swarm. The carrier demons could spit out thousands of them before they exhausted their reserves. A...

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Chapter 169

It was a journey of a little over a mile. The Jigon-Sai soldiers were just slightly over half way there when the silo-shaped thing erupted out of the ground and started spewing mosquitos the size o...

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Chapter 168

Wood exploded into the open air in a cloud of splinters as Luke bulled his way through the wall. Behind him, the house shuddered and loose pieces of timber, weakened by the flames, collapsed onto t...

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Chapter 167

“You need to stay here where I can keep an eye on you,” Peishan snapped at the demon. Or possibly just human, he supposed. There had been reports of demons attacking each other, so the man’s ...

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Chapter 166

It turned out the captain did not want to test Luke’s claim. Instead he ordered his men to assist with pushing the tongue demons into the flames while he joined the villagers fending off the garg...

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Chapter 165

The soldiers moved without stop, which forced Luke and Zea to keep pace with them. That wasn’t a problem for either of them in terms of time spent jogging, but Zea’s relatively low strength and...

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Chapter 164

Peishan Jo had trained hard to reach level 37. He’d been lucky his talents had been recognized early. That had allowed him to secure a place in the Jigon-Sai, and he was one of the youngest soldi...

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Chapter 163

After about an hour of steady running at a light speed, Luke called for a break. He wasn’t at a hundred percent following the caravan battle and he could tell that Zea was hanging on through shee...

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Chapter 162

They found Ruca and Val sitting around a small campfire with another woman who could have been Val’s twin, except thirty pounds lighter and with a sunken, sickly visage. Her arms were covered in ...

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