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Chapter 28

The next few days of Luke’s life were miserable. He just couldn’t relax anywhere, not even safely hidden away in his workshop. He hadn’t realized how much his various projects had been keepin...

Chapter 27

Luke hefted the spear he’d taken from the goblins. It was too bad about that strange crossbow; he’d wanted to examine it closer. Oh well, the spear was the true prize with those freaky little p...

Chapter 26

The goblins hadn’t seen him yet, a fact Luke fully planned to use to his advantage. He might not have had an actual stealth skill, but his agility was higher than their perception, and that had t...

Chapter 25

It got easier to navigate the tunnels when Luke started thinking of them as streets and giving them names, though easier was a relative term. So much of it looked alike that it was by no means simp...

Chapter 24

As far as Luke could tell, goblins were nocturnal. They could operate in the day, but they preferred the dark and the weaker ones had trouble seeing in bright light. He supposed if they pumped up t...

Chapter 23

A few times in Luke’s life, he’d ended up napping for a few hours in the evening, only to wake up and have no idea what day it even was. That intense feeling of disorientation from being off hi...

Chapter 22

Luke was absolutely fucking exhausted. He was filthy with blood, of which about half was his own. It had taken about five hours before the goblins had given up, and in the meantime, he’d been for...

Chapter 21

“How in the French fried fuck did they do this so quickly?” Luke demanded as he bounced up and down on an ankle snare. A swipe of his knife was all it took to split the rope holding him upside ...

Chapter 172

Two weeks of searching and scrying and hunting, two weeks of frustration and annoyance, two weeks of failure. At this point, Nym had run out of possible answers and was revisiting his most basic as...

Chapter 171

Nym floated about fifty feet off the ground and scried deep into the earth. He’d spent the day tracing connections in his target area, going deeper and deeper towards the center, which was appare...

Chapter 20

Ever since he’d started putting AP into stats, Luke had stopped getting tired. No matter how much he worked or how heavy the load was, he just didn’t get exhausted. He might get worn out for a ...

Chapter 19

[You have slain Bloodbite Goblin (lvl 7). 50 XP awarded.]
[You have slain Bloodbite Goblin (lvl 12). 147 XP awarded.]

Luke stared at the kill notifications from his raid o...

Chapter 18

What was it that System had told him? Goblins in the valley were between levels 7 and 21? That sounded right to Luke. He’d killed probably a hundred of them and had never found one higher than le...

Chapter 17

Luke was an equal opportunity genocidal monster. He didn’t discriminate between goblin tribes, and was more than willing to kill anything that attacked him. The fact that goblins always attacked ...

Chapter 16

There was only one thing to do: grind out levels. Regardless of how he escaped Tenebrous Valley, it was going to be easier if he was stronger. More stats would make everything easier, increase his ...

Chapter 15

Curt’s build notes wanted Luke to invest in a suite of basic rank 1 combat skills, then pump stats for a few levels, and finally return to increasing skill ranks. It also called for learning a lo...

Chapter 14

It was perhaps inevitable that the sole exit from Tenebrous Valley was at its southeast end, not too far away from that goblin camp that had fucked him up so bad. Luke had actually explored the val...

Chapter 13

Luke spent the next day taking it easy, or at least as easy as a person could take it in a forest full of murderous wildlife. Red was actually kind of comforting to have around, even if the bird di...

Chapter 12

Luke scooped up his knife on his way by the first deceased goblin. He held it loosely and tried to flick the blood and eye goop off it, but it had gotten into the pin and would no doubt gum everyth...

Chapter 11

Luke woke up the next morning to find the hawk sitting in a branch overhead, staring down at him. Despite his new levels, it still had that dreadful aura about it, but given how often he’d ran in...

Chapter 10

Luke wasn’t sure what he expected System to say. He half expected the apparition to become solid and leap forward to attack, or for it to sputter denials and obvious lies. What he didn’t expect...

Chapter 9

When they were kids, Luke and his brother had found an old abandoned tree fort in the woods behind their house. Immediately dubbing it ‘Fort Impregnable,’ they had proceeded to zealously guard ...

Chapter 8

The new monster looked like a spider the size of a minivan, albeit one that was missing a few legs and a middle segment. It had bristly hairs and mandibles and way more than eight eyes, but the ove...

Chapter 7

It was noticeably easier to see in the cave with the extra 2 points in perception. The fact that the sun was shining overheard probably helped a little, at least for the first hundred feet or so. I...

Chapter 6

Before going any further, Luke spent the AP from his new level up. It was tempting to just dump 2 into each stat, but he still wanted to hold onto that single point until he finished going through ...

Chapter 5

Once both goblins were dead, Luke finally had an opportunity to get a good look at them. Mindful of his battery life, he used the flashlight to give them a once over and then turned it back off. Th...

Chapter 4

The branches weren’t working out. Luke spent half his time making new clubs, and it was slowing the whole process down. He did make it to level 6, but it took way longer than he wanted it to. Luk...

Chapter 3

Whatever it was, it was coming straight for him and it was fast. Luke almost wished he’d put a few AP into agility instead of perception, just because he felt like it would allow him to attack wi...

Chapter 2

Luke sat down on a rock and put his head in his hands. “So… my family is dead. It’s been centuries, relatively speaking.”

“That is unfortunately correct. The last member of the Benn...

Chapter 1

When Lucas Bennet was nine, he briefly saw a therapist who told him that he needed to work on identifying what emotions he was feeling and how they were influencing his actions. That one idea stuck...