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"What Happens Next?!" Re-launch

Hi everyone!

I wanted to poll you all to see what you would think of a "What Happens Next?!" re-launch. My main question is whether or not we should start with a blank slate, with all new chara...

Jocelyn - 38

I agree and accept every excuse to eat more food.

Jocelyn - 37

"Oh it's just some documentary about a man who discovered that he hates happiness." -Jocelyn's dad

Jocelyn - 36

Never thought I would be this happy to see my bulging gut...

Jocelyn - 35

You have to admit at least SOME things are different.

Jocelyn - 34

Dave's neck has the impressive ability to turn his head.

What should I draw next?

It's time for the next patreon drawing lottery!  Comment on this post with your entry, and you may be randomly selected as winner.

Fat D.Va Dancing

Modeled from scratch in Blender for a follower on DA and here.  Hope you enjoy.  .mp4 included for your downloading pleasure.

Jocelyn - 33

Let me explain to you what forgiveness is so that you can forgive me.

Jocelyn - 32

I just think it's better for me to be separated more completely from your destructive neglect of our relationship.

Jocelyn - 31

Now that you are closer to meeting my physical ideal, I'd really like to give this another chance.

Jocelyn - 30

It's really hard to not be a dick sometimes.

Jocelyn - 29

What was that?  I couldn't hear you trying to break up with me.

Jocelyn - 28

Dad, quit trying to invite my soon to be ex-boyfriend over again thanks.

Jocelyn - 27

Har har har, Janice keep your reality and genuine health concerns for your husband to yourself thanks we're trying to enjoy a meal here.

Jocelyn - 26

"And thirds and fourths and fifths and maybe just be a human hoover and I'd be really happy with that thanks."

-Dave

Jocelyn - 25

It's a dick joke.

Jocelyn - 24

Oh, hey, how's it goinnnnnnngghghghghghgh.

-Me every time I greet a human

Jocelyn - 23

Ain't nothing wrong with a pre-dinner snack.

Jocelyn - 22

Now that you are looking at me through those soulless eyes, I suddenly am capable of empathy.

Jocelyn - 21

I feel great, but terrible.  Greatly terrible.

Jocelyn - 20

Oh, um, erm, hurrm, hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Jocelyn - 19

Fries before guys.  Marshmellas before fellas.  Twix before dicks.

Thank you!

I just wanted to write a quick thank you to everyone here who has been supporting me the past few months. Many of you have been supporting me for a very long time, and for that I can't thank you enoug...

Jocelyn - 18

Jocelyn's Dad: You guys should go out and have fun.  Listen to me and my increasingly fluffy hair.

Jocelyn - 17

"Will there be food?"

"Yes,"

"...." *is already on her way over*

"Hello?  Beth?"

Jocelyn - 16

The doctor said you should eat everything in sight.  Doctor's orders, mmkay?

Jocelyn - 15

"This whole thing is getting out of hand."  -Famous last words.

Jocelyn - 14

So, uh, sorry for the wall of text.  It's like a real trip to the doctor's office.

Lucoa - Too Big For You?

Congrats to the winner of "What should I draw next?"  Stay tuned for the next art giveaway!