"Come, join us."
alternate joke
let's take ibuprofen together
alternate alternate joke
we saw you from across the bar and really dug your vibe
if you haven't ...
2023-10-21 23:47:38 +0000 UTC View Post
"Was the one for her mouth necessary, doctor?"
"Oh, absolutely."
i'm better now
2023-10-20 15:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post
It's research.
i very nearly skipped this one because your boy is Unwell yet again, so depending on how i feel tomorrow i may take a break. which kills me as a guy who loves a streak...
2023-10-19 00:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Love doesn't believe in unflattering angles.
yeah yeah this one's a rerun of an older max and mortis drawing. i was sick today!! i'm allowed. and i always liked that old drawing, but...
2023-10-17 21:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Please, please..."
"Not till you've swallowed it all down, Prince."
2023-10-16 22:09:17 +0000 UTC View Post
so while i was away on vacation i started writing a book centering around romick, which is going to be structured as 4 vignettes taking place in a day in his wizard tower, from the povs of the peop...
2023-10-15 21:41:36 +0000 UTC View Post
"I hoped I'd see you here again."
i'm back from vacation! and i did in fact have a good time. i actually got to hang out with rl monroe, the writer of 2023-10-15 19:11:41 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oops."
and that's the last of what i had scheduled! if nothing went disastrously wrong i'm headed home today after what was surely a great and restful vacation. i have no idea i'm w...
2023-10-14 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing like pondering the ol' orb while the kids are away.
jerund does not have wizard beard pubes. now you all know
2023-10-13 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
i don't have a cute narrative for this one. it's actually a reference to a late 18th century print, "Client Lubricating a Prostitute" by Kitagawa Utamoro. if you ever googled homosexuality in japan...
2023-10-12 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what passes for vampire entertainment...?
i wish these weren't one after the other in the order lol, but it still counts as not repeating pairings!! conrad is here this time<...
2023-10-11 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In the boudoir of the Countess...
the original sketch for this didn't have cygnet in it, it was Just countess gerhardt, but i couldn't leave her out
2023-10-10 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"I missed your smell."
i'm sure you all missed the dogs too. johnny/mateo otp
2023-10-09 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If she'll whore for a dragon, she'll whore for a knight.
this one's my favorite of the bunch so far. i'd been wanting to draw something like it for a while and finally had an excuse~...
2023-10-08 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It was strange, so strange. He wasn't there, but the slick heat of his tongue radiated all the same.
some of you guys already saw this a few days ago because patreon's stupid fuckin ...
2023-10-07 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What to do with this silly little unicorn this time...
it's laurestine! i haven't drawn her since february, and before that i hadn't drawn her since last november. missed my pretty g...
2023-10-06 17:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
so you guys like. really really like romick huh. like Really like him. lmao
since i'm going on vacation tomorrow i'm going to let the poll run for the full week i'm gone rather than just the ...
2023-10-06 16:12:30 +0000 UTC View Post
"I told you, no one can see us."
it makes me insane that they broke text formatting. like i can Do it in the editor, but none of it displays. i want my contextual story bits to be it...
2023-10-05 15:57:43 +0000 UTC View Post
"You'll wanna be good n' wet for this."
dude i hate new patreon. this shit sucks. they made it so it takes clicking through two pages to upload something when it only used to take on...
2023-10-04 16:56:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"It's five points for a nipple. Ten points for their pussy."
this was originally going to be chique trapped by some sort of slime creature, but i had the idea of the bars and being l...
2023-10-03 18:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How did you manage this? You aren't even on Monsterfuck Mountain yet, this is just the road there! You're a truly awful mage.
good news, gundrid did not burn the goblin gang to a cri...
2023-10-02 19:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
She hoped they could hear her squeals all the way down in the village, that they would come running and see!
that's right babie we're doing kinktober. no guarantees i actually post o...
2023-10-01 16:16:47 +0000 UTC View Post
He snaps his fingers and points at it. He doesn't need to ask.
i spent today finishing the first 3 kinktober prompts and they all Rule but it gave me Poster's Brain where it made me ...
2023-09-30 21:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
"Quiet yourself. You're distracting from my book."
"Yes, master."
romick doesn't think of the doll as anything more than that: a doll. a mindless plaything, a servant,...
2023-09-28 22:30:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"She does good work collecting samples. You almost wouldn't believe she's porcelain."
also introducing romick's doll, an animated--you guessed it--doll who lives only to serve him. s...
2023-09-28 00:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post
How convenient that you wear your own weakness around your neck.
gundrid's turn
2023-09-27 15:02:18 +0000 UTC View Post
You fuck elves make it so easy.
introducing romick, a wizard i designed a couple weeks ago and then did nothing with. i wanted him as an alternative to jerund for wizard sex stuff, s...
2023-09-26 23:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
i WANTED to draw riffin giving him a standing bj because the height difference is so huge but the pose looked stupid as hell. so a classic bj for the big boy
with astarion's permission, of co...
2023-09-25 22:51:27 +0000 UTC View Post
despite all the revisions, starbuster is still the coming through your clothes book
2023-09-22 19:17:59 +0000 UTC View Post
still working on this novel!! 100% of the reason i don't draw them very often is that tom (left) is super hard to draw for me, between having a beard, an adult haircut, and a non-twink physique. i ...
2023-09-19 19:26:39 +0000 UTC View Post