"182... 183... 184!"
I was repeatedly kicking a tree over and over. And due to my enhanced physique, the tree took as much damage as my leg with each kick. My body was packed with ...
2023-04-04 18:52:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, it seems like I was too used to the absurdly durable weapons I make. Which seems to lead me to grossly overestimate the durability of my weapons. Because magic is apparently not really a ...
2023-04-02 19:41:47 +0000 UTC View PostI was currently perched over a ledge overlooking the streets of Yharmam, I was now confident enough to not raise my poison resistance by sitting thanks to the filthy streets. In my hands was a skul...
2023-04-01 18:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostA very familiar sight.
The air was heavy, unbreathable, sticking and clogging your throat. The ground beneath my feet, the landscape, no, the entire world was a giant mass of mutilated corpse...
2023-03-29 18:58:19 +0000 UTC View PostMy body ached like hell, I may be able to endure the worst tortures known to mankind thanks to my hyper-advanced pain tolerance but discomfort is far worse for me.
And even worse w...
2023-03-26 20:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostBefore continuing onward I first brought out an axe that I had pried from the cold dead hands of one of the huntsman, it didn't high quality and it would definitely break during the fight but it wo...
2023-03-24 18:13:09 +0000 UTC View PostCommon sense told me I should head back to the dream immediately to restock.
Experience told me that unless I wished to fight that horde again, then I should finish my business here. Just as ...
2023-03-22 18:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostWith one foot stepping on the fence which I leaned on I looked over the crowd that had gathered on the streets beneath. All wielding some form of weapon be it sickles and axes to torches.
... 2023-03-19 17:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post*Huff* *Huff* *Gasp* *Cough*
I was currently panting as I keeled over from exhaustion. My muscles were unbelievably sore from working out beyond failure, lactic acid fl...
2023-03-16 16:47:52 +0000 UTC View Post"Ah fuck, did someone get the number of that fucking TRUCK that ran over me? Oh wait, the door is locked."
As I forced myself off of the hard wooden floor my body made some weird n...
2023-03-14 16:57:44 +0000 UTC View PostWith anticipation I internally called out the word status, hoping that I was right in my assumptions and not schizophrenic.
'Status'
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2023-03-12 17:13:42 +0000 UTC View PostIn front of me stood a tall young lady, even taller than me and I stood at 6'3. And she... resembled Priscilla a lot. To an uncanny degree even. Still, she was one of the most beautiful women I hav...
2023-03-10 20:07:28 +0000 UTC View PostI opened the doors to a sight that felt rather nostalgic to me.
Under an orange sky blotted by heavy and black clouds. I arrived at Yharmam proper. Quite ironically, my ...
2023-03-07 20:57:51 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh, yes... Paleblood... Well, you've come to the right p...
2023-03-05 16:05:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe feeling could be compared to sticking a red hot knife through your brain and twisting it, thankfully for him the pain was brief yet still excruciating. It took all of his power to not scream he...
2023-03-02 15:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Groaning the young man grabbed his alarm and shut it off as he looked at the time. Seeing that he had managed to wake up quite early for once he stretched a bit to get hi...
2023-02-28 17:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, it is once again me. The Bronz man.
If you guys didn't know the volume one of the the novel aka. Dark souls has reached its conclusion. So I p...
2023-02-24 15:36:26 +0000 UTC View PostTaking a deep breath I placed my hands clad in gauntlets against the giant stone door, they didn't budge.
Of fucking course they would John, did you really forget that you absorbed...
2023-02-22 18:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post'Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal. Fuck why isn't it working!?'
I was casting every heal spell under the sun I knew of but none of them were working. In fact, with every heal spe...
2023-02-19 17:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostWow, I can't believe just how much this actually hurts.
I felt like an overstuffed turkey ready to explode. And what I felt wasn't really far from the truth. Because now instead of...
2023-02-17 21:34:00 +0000 UTC View PostIgnoring the feeling of dissatisfaction I resumed what I remember to be my normal routine. I got up and headed toward the bathroom while looking around the room. Seeing the soulsborne merchandise r...
2023-02-14 19:48:58 +0000 UTC View PostI stared the "thing" in front of me down. It was a splitting image of me in Apolepse mode turned demonic. And seeing it from an outsider's perspective is just... wow.
This thing co...
2023-02-12 17:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey hey, my dear sadistic viewers! It's me, Bronz.
And I come bearing news, yes, very good news in fact.
The first world polls have concluded!
Slowly I walked toward the chasm of the abyss. Thinking about something I noticed about the system recently. It has been unusually unresponsive. No new quests, no new titles, just the occasional me...
2023-02-08 16:38:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, so uhh I kinda injured my dominant arm so I, unfortunately, have to delay the chapter until tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Also, the world polls will be clo...
2023-02-07 16:03:31 +0000 UTC View PostNice
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I sat in front of Gwynevere crosslegged with my hand on my chin. Although I could kill her as easily as a mere thought and an application of umbra I also wanted to...
2023-02-05 20:10:25 +0000 UTC View PostI have been busy this last month.
With my current strength, there is no chance of me even bothering Manus unless I go apoleptic. Which is not a very preferable option in...
2023-02-03 18:42:02 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings my dear viewers. It is I, Bronz. And I come bearing news.
The first World Polls are open!
That's right. The next world John goes to is in YOUR hands.
I have picked the o...
2023-02-01 16:24:26 +0000 UTC View PostI was currently standing over Artorias' corpse. I contemplated over my choices, I could try saving Artorias.
/But why should I?/
He tried to kill me. He may have c...
2023-01-31 19:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostNow, I found myself in a small structure that resembled the underside of a tree with root walls and floor. It was quite narrow and would be very uncomfortable if I had claustrophobia. Unfortunately...
2023-01-29 19:33:37 +0000 UTC View Post