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Work Naked Day

Its 'Work Naked Day' so if you're working from home, turn up the heating for a couple of hours and do your work in the nude today. For us, this is what we do every working day, so we know its possi...

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Ballz - Sega Mega Drive

Not the most well known game in the fighting game genre, but an interesting take nonetheless. It wasn't a massive hit, but the developer's used the technology they'd created to the virtual pet seri...

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Clover Spa & Hotel

The winter months in the UK, whilst not the coldest, are long enough to make seasoned naturists get a bit twitchy! So its lovely to have somewhere to go for a nice, warm, long naked weekend - even ...

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Supersonic Racers - Sony Playstation

PS1 games are becoming an increasingly rare thing to stumble across, especially when they are only £1! So when we found Supersonic Racers (aka 'Dare Devil Derby 3D' elsewhere in the world) we boug...

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Kinect Sports Darts - Xbox 360

'Retro' is getting newer... But the Xbox 360's Kinect is right up our street, with the closest rivals for the Wii's get-you-off-the-sofa games! After our first experience with it in our previous Te...

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Kinect Sports Tennis - Xbox 360

'Retro' is getting newer... But the Xbox 360's Kinect is right up our street, with the closest rivals for the Wii's get-you-off-the-sofa games! This really was our first experience of ever trying o...

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New Year's Eve 2022

Just a quick video for all our loyal Patreons. Thank you for all your support in 2022, and we hope you will stick around in 2023 as our naked living and retro gaming adventures continue!

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Merry Christmas!

A little late, as we've been rather busy, but we hope all our Patreons had a very happy Christmas.

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Santa Saves the Earth - Sony PS1

As 'Santa Claus Saves the Earth' on the PS1 is (currently) the only Christmas themed game we have, we seem to have started a new tradition with playing it each year!

And as an extra Christmas...

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Our unedited Jingle Bells

As Helen said in our latest Street Fighter 2 video, she 'had the giggles'. The reason for that was that before we played, we recorded our contribution for the Nude Noël Jingle Bells video. Unfortu...

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Nude Noël presents Jingle Bells

Merry Christmas! Some genuine naturists from across the world on Twitter have come together to spread some Christmas cheer, as well as to help spread the word that being nude is a perfectly normal ...

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Street Fighter II - Sega Mega Drive

A return to an old favourite - Street Fighter 2! Specifically, the Special Champion Edition from 1993, which was the original Mega Drive (Genesis) release. The difference this time is that we now h...

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Feeding the birds in the snow

When the weather is this cold its only right we look after our feathered friends. We get all manor of small birds at our little bird table. The robins are the most frequent visitors at this time of...

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Helen's Snow Angel - 2022

Helen and Simon take the naked snow angel challenge! Here's Helen's.

Also attached are some screenshots!

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Simon's Snow Angel - 2022

Helen and Simon take the naked snow angel challenge! Here's Simon's.

Also attached are some screenshots!

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Christmas Tree decorating

Helen's mum is perfectly fine with our naturism. She came over today to help decorate the Christmas tree as well as help consume a bottle of sherry! It's something of a family tradition...

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Christmas Tree Reveal 2022

Bringing the Christmas tree in and opening the net for the first time. We think it's even bigger than last year!

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Eternal Champions - Sega Mega Drive

Eternal Champions from 1994 is a fighting game developed in the wake of Street Fighter II to try and capture some of the excitement about the new gaming format. It fared reasonably well at the time...

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Streets of Rage - Sega Mega Drive

We are working together again, this time with the 1991 classic 'Streets of Rage' on the Sega Mega Drive. The original Streets of Rage games were a trilogy, released exclusively on the Sega consoles...

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First of the Christmas wine!

We know by now that Helen likes her white wine, so when the Christmas box deals come out she's straight in there! And of course, its got to be from 2022-12-02 20:07:38 +0000 UTC View Post

First day of December!

It can mean only one thing - advent calendars! And these days they have to be chocolate ones. With Helen being dairy intolerant, her's has to be dairy free though.

Does anyone else feel nosta...

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Golden Axe - Sega Mega Drive

Golden Axe, the arcade classic from 1989, was ported to many systems and was a huge success in its day. You can tell its development was headed by the same guy who made Altered Beast. We have the M...

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Bust-a-Move 2 - Sony Playstation

"Bust-A-Move", also known in other parts of the world as "Puzzle Bobble", was one of those games that was such a simple and engaging idea that its been cloned time and again and is still a hit on s...

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Crash Bandicoot revisited - Sony PS1

A return to Sony's mascot - Crash Bandicoot. We've not played it since our last video, so we didn't exactly get any further! It was (sorta) requested though by Toby Tarrant, who was hosting the Rad...

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Radio X Breakfast Show

And in today's "Simon and Helen get naked somewhere else" we were on the 2022-11-13 15:16:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Sonic the Hedgehog - Sega Mega Drive

After filming a couple of regular episodes of NRG, we often just play on with whatever console we've got out. On this occasion, Helen wanted to play some Sonic - and why not? For all the games we p...

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Street Racer - Sega Mega Drive

Our first play of Street Racer. We had fun with it even though we thought it was just a racing game. We didn't discover the ability to punch opponents and missed all the power-ups on the track! Oh ...

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Primal Rage - Sega Mega Drive - Hallowe'en Special!

Happy Hallowe'en! 🎃 We thought we'd make an effort... We don't have a horror two player game, but this is right up our street; "Primal Rage" - post apocalyptic dinosaurs and other beasts beating...

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Sega Superstars Tennis - Nintendo Wii

Sega certainly like to mix things up! We're back with Sega Superstars Tennis and this time we've actually figured out how to play tennis against each other. I have to say its not the most intuitive...

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Sega Superstars Tennis - Zombies Mini Game!

Sonic has done many things, but defeating zombies with tennis was still a surprise to us! Like all our gaming, we don't read the instructions (often because there aren't any!), so we when we tried ...

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