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Service announcment!

Existing patreons may have noticed that we've adjusted our tiers. We decided there was no point in our upper tier, as the only thing it really offered was a video credit. The fan interaction is hap...

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Naked social evening with friends

The evening our friends came over for a general social evening. As well as playing Tekken 2 on the Playstation one, we played a few other games and ended with a bit of slightly tipsy dancing and si...

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Sony Playstation Tekken 2 - vs friends!

We found out last year that a couple of our friends were also naturists, so we organised a social evening. He also loves retro gaming, so here we all are playing Tekken 2 winner-stays-on!

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New Year 2022

Countdown to midnight on New Years Eve!

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Happy New Year!

Happy new year to all our Patreons! We're celebrating with a few homemade cocktails. Here's to more normalising nudity in 2022!

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Tekken 2 - Sony PS1 - More For Christmas!

Its still Christmas, so here are a few extra rounds of us playing Tekken 2 - badly! Happy New Year everyone and here's to an exciting 2022!

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Columns - Sega Mega Drive

Columns - a game Simon only ever played at friends houses as a kid. Helen hadn't seen it before, but as she's a Candy Crush queen she had no problems picking it up. We now have 'Mega Games 1' - thr...

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Merry Christmas Patreon!

Merry Christmas everyone! Thank you for your support and we look forward to producing more over the next year. Here's to the warm weather returning.

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It's Christmas Eve!

It's Christmas Eve and so here are some photos of the second half of our Advent. We've wrapped the presents, been to a Christmas party, and baked treats, all naked of course - as that's how we like...

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True Pinball - Sony PS1 - Christmas Extra Levels!

As its Christmas, we decided to record a couple of extra levels of True Pinball, which - believe it or not - we play a lot!

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Santa Claus saves the Earth - Sony PS1

Its nearly Christmas! Time for some Retro Christmas Gaming! We picked this game up from a local charity shop a while a go, but saved it for the festive season to investigate. Written in 2002 it was...

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East 17 and Muffins!

Helen sings the whole of East 17's "Stay Another Day" while preparing a batch of spiced pumpkin muffins for baking.

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Ghouls n Ghosts - First Try!

The mini Street Fighter II MegaDrive came with a second built-in game - Ghouls'n Ghosts! We've seen a lot of people rave about this game, but never actually played it - as you can tell!


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Christmas virtual party

We are both British Naturism members and last night attended their virtual Christmas party over Zoom, which worked surprisingly well! Helen thought I was just taking a few photos, but I also record...

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It's nearly Christmas!

A selection of our 'build up to Christmas' pictures! Of course, it's only half way through advent as we write this, but the Christmas spirit is already upon us. Unlike our clothes! It may be cold o...

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Christmas singing(ish) while cooking!

For those wanting something of a snapshot into our lives. Helen was cooking dinner and singing alone to Christmas songs on the radio. So I recorded a clip and joined in! - Simon

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Street Fighter II - Sega Megadrive(ish)

Here we are again with the Sega Megadrive (aka Genesis) - well sort of. As we lack two real 6-button controllers, we're using the TV game version by Radica which - at 17 years old - is pretty much ...

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Tekken 2 on PlayStation 1

Along with True Pinball, Helen had Tekken 2 back in the 90's and was pretty good. Simon bought it for her again a few years a go, but we've never sat down and properly played it! Apparently we've b...

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Our Capture Setup

This is a picture of how we (currently) capture our gameplay! The Shadowcast is the key piece of kit here - it plugs into an HDMI socket and pretends to be a USB webcam to the computer! I then just...

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MarioKart Wii - Part 2

Part 2 of our MarioKart Wii match, a longstanding family favourite in our house. Its actually one of the few games which neither of us are terrible at! Time to see who wins!

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MarioKart Wii - Part 1

Pushing the definition of 'retro' a little maybe, but MarioKart Wii is a longstanding family favourite in our house. Its actually one of the few games which neither of us are terrible at! We decide...

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Sonic the Hedgehog - Sega Megadrive

I had a Sega Megadrive (aka Sega Genesis in the US) in my teens and Sonic was one of my favourites. It seems I've forgotten how to play it though! Simon's just never been very good...

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Micro Machines ‘96 on Sega Megadrive

Today was a Sega Megadrive (aka Sega Genesis) day! Watch us try and work out how on earth we play Micro Machines '96! A top-down racer that's not as easy as it looks - honestly!

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True Pinball on PS1 - An Extra Round Or Two

Of course we didn't stop playing after our best of three! But these were pretty poor rounds, and Simon *might* have won a bit...

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True Pinball on PS1 - Best of Three!

With it one all last time, I we had to have a decider! So here we are again playing True Pinball on the PlayStation 1 for the tie-breaker. 

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True Pinball on PS1 - The Rematch!

After Simon's fluky win last time, I had to reclaim my rightful crown! So here we are again playing True Pinball on the PlayStation 1 so that I can try and thrash him! 

If you've not see...

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True Pinball on the PS1

Back in the 90s I had a PlayStation and my favourite game was 'True Pinball'. We have the original game again now and played it on one of our retro gaming evenings on an original PlayStation.

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