Turnip Boy Robs A Bank - The Taste Of Crime (Review)
I reviewed the rather great Turnip Boy Robs a Bank. How great is it? Well, ...
2024-02-02 11:10:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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Podquisition 474: Horny Goat Jokes
We’re just not qualified.
Games we played this week include:
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (10:30)
Metroid Dread (26:50)
Granblue Fantasy Relink (32:50)
Announcellation: Entertainment Media Is Losing Its Mind (The Jimquisition)
Love Live! School Idol Festival 2 Miracle Live had its release date and its cancellation announced in the same statement, marking a new level of absurdity in gaming. The media landscape is in freef...
2024-01-29 14:47:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe Last Of Us Part II Remastered - Revving The ViolenCycle! (Review)
Spin, spin, spin the cycle of violence! In one of my new favorite things I've written, I give The Last of Us Part II Remastered a thorough going over. No mercy! 2024-01-27 12:23:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Podquisition 473: Phlegm Filter
What a terrible strain.
Games we played this week include:
Piñata Smashlings (5:35)
Turnip Boy Robs a Bank (16:15)
Last of Us Part II Remastered (28:15)
Palworld (33:35)
Ho...
Ubisoft Says 'Get Comfortable' With Not Owning Your Games (The Jimquisition)
Ubisoft, one of the most garbage trash things ever, thinks we should "get comfortable" with not owning games as it tries to push subscriptions onto us. Trouble is, we've seen where not owning our o...
2024-01-22 15:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 472: Lad of Sauces
Sounds like a cozy spot, doesn’t it?
Games we played this week include:
Luck be a Landlord (4:25)
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (17:20)
Last of Us Part II Remastered (24:30)
Th...
The A.I. Tech Fad Is Just Compulsively Shady (The Jimquisition)
The shameless race to the bottom with so-called Artificial Intelligence is only just getting started, and I have to thank to the fad's biggest advocates for being so inherently shady that arguing a...
2024-01-15 15:03:55 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 471: Weather or Naught
Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean we all should be.
Games we played this week include:
God of War: Ragnarok (7:45)
Luck be a Landlord (15:50)
Grand Theft Auto V (22:2...
The Trashgirl Diaries: J'accuse!
Let the accusations commence!
2024-01-10 15:37:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe Annual Square Enix Letter From Hell (The Jimquisition)
2024 is now grimly underway, and we have our traditional annual statement/threat from Square Enix, promising yet more terrible futures that we do not want. Let's mock and hate Square Enix's horrid ...
2024-01-08 13:52:23 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 470: Crone’s Unease
The future is inevitable.
Games we played this week include:
Tekken 8 (23:35)
Grand Theft Auto V (26:50)
Midnight Suns (40:55)
Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer Deep Dive Analysis Reaction Video For GTAVI! (The Jimquisition)
Grand Theft Auto VI is the most exciting Grand Theft Auto VI since Grand Theft Auto VI! Join us for a very special video in which we break down, analyze, react, and desperately mine as much content...
2024-01-01 14:15:15 +0000 UTC View PostTop Ten Sh*ttiest Games Of 2023 (The Jimquisition)
2023 is almost over, and it has been an absolute triumph of a year for terrible videogames. From Gollum to Redfall, so many slices of software slimed their way onto shelves. From Kong to The Walkin...
2023-12-25 11:34:24 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 469: Suddenly Seasonal
Oh, yeah, that thing is about to happen isn’t it?
Games we played this week include:
Vampire Survivors (18:35)
Midnight Sons (19:40)
Grand Theft Auto V (25:24)
Pokémon Scarl...
The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023
It's that joyous time again! The only awards that matter until next week, The Jimquisition Awards, have returned to give us 2023's best games, as judged by Stephanie Sterling, and her opinion is al...
2023-12-18 17:56:51 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 468: Accident Prone Planning
Back to the drawing board.
Games we played this week include:
Vampire Survivors (18:35)
Grand Theft Auto V (26:40)
Thirsty Suitors (33:55)
Persona 5 Tactica (39:25)
The Game Awards Will Never Do Better (The Jimquisition)
Another year, another broadcast of The Game Advertisements. The cycle continues. Things don't change. A Hideo Kojima game.
2023-12-11 16:55:33 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 467: A Vas Difference
Talk to your doctor.
Games we played this week include:
In Stars and Time (11:20)
While the Iron’s Hot (26:25)
PS Access Controller (36:10)
Gangs of Sherwood (45:05)
Pinba...
Gangs Of Sherwood - Shitwood Forest (Review)
Gangs of Sherwood has squeaked in at the last minute to make a run for "worst game of the year" consideration. A pathetic game where playing co-op increases the likelihood of it crashing. Truly inc...
2023-12-06 16:44:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe Trashgirl Diaries: Phantom Rectum
A spooky mystery slides in through the back door.
2023-12-06 09:13:52 +0000 UTC View PostDigital Ownership, Or How A Bunch Of PlayStation Content Got Stolen (The Jimquisition)
Digital media is fragile - perhaps the most fragile media format we have, considering how tightly controlled and whimsically removed it is thanks to corporate interests. As PlayStation users just g...
2023-12-04 16:58:16 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 466: Rubber Baby Tuggy Bumps
Such pain.
Games we played this week include:
In Stars and Time (16:00)
Loop Hero (27:25)
Dave the Diver (31:00)
Knuckle Sandwich (42:00)
Lonovo Legion Go (49:50)
Yakuza ...
Jurassic Park Classic Games Collection - Shite Finds A Way (Review)
Remember the ol' Jurassic Park Games from the 90s? You'll wish you hadn't! A poorly presented selection of mostly bad ROMs, Jurassic Park Classic Games Collection disappoints both as a contemporary...
2023-11-29 17:41:14 +0000 UTC View PostPAYTALITY: Ten Dollars For A Twenty-Second Cutscene (The Jimquisition)
Vote for Commander Sterling in the Queer Wrestling Aw...
2023-11-27 16:32:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe Walking Dead: Destinies - Don't Open, Dead Inside (Review)
GameMill Entertainment are back with another terrible licensed game. So soon after Skull Island, too! Yeah, The Walking Dead: Destinies is as bad as they say, and you can read my review if you 2023-11-24 14:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Podquisition 465: Consummate Professionalism
We get the job done.
Games we played this week include:
PS Portal (5:40)
Liyla and the Shadows of War (13:40)
Karmazoo (17:05)
An Arcade Full of Cats (23:40)
FlipWitch: The ...
Karmazoo - Politeness Simulator 2023 (Review)
Karmazoo became a GOTY contender for me within moments of playing it. It's truly incredible, and you can 2023-11-22 13:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe The Wizard Game Just Wasn't Very Good (The Jimquisition)
Hogwarts: Legacy received no nominations at The Game Advertisements and the terminally foolish are crying foul. It's not a conspiracy, though. It's not an award show going "woke" and it ain't about...
2023-11-20 14:05:23 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 464: Rapscallion Behavior of the Nineties
It would take so little to change the tone.
Games we played this week include:
Like A Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name (9:55)
Karmazoo (18:40)
Alien Hominid Invasion (36...