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A Plague Tale: Requiem - Rat's All, Folks (Review)

My latest review has dropped, and it's for a sequel to one of my favorite games in recent years! Wanna see what I thought about A Plague Tale: Requiem? Why, just 2022-10-25 12:45:41 +0000 UTC View Post

So The Bayonetta 3 Mess Got Messier (The Jimquisition)

Oh what an amazing disaster. Platinum Games has hit back at accusations from Bayonetta's former voice actor... unofficially, anyway. The whole thing is now an impeccable drama, and while everybody ...

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Podquisition 408: Silicone Babies

So lifelike.

Games we played this week include:

Stories of Blossom (9:10)

Scorn (12:30)

Cryohazard (28:50)

Alice is Missing (32:45)

A Plague Tale: Requiem (38:3...

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Scorn - Worthy Of Its Name (Review)

Check out the Scorn review here! 

My laste...

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Bayonetta's Payonetta (The Jimquisition)

Bayonetta 3 is at the center of a controversy that exploded over the weekend, with voice actor Hellena Taylor revealing why she won't return to perform the iconic character.   

So t...

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Review: Disney Dreamlight Valley - Friendship Is Vapid

Link to review here: https://www.thejimquisition.com/...

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Podquisition 407: Seize the Means of Malarky

The only thing you have to lose is your dignity.

Games we played this week include: 

Hazelnut Hex (10:30)
Condemned: Criminal Origins (14:20)
A Way Out (27:40)
NieR: Autom...

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Overwatch 2: Blizzard's Latest Travesty (The Jimquisition)

Overwatch 2 is a free-to-play monstrosity, and it's hardly surprising. The years between the original Overwatch and its sequel saw Blizzard go from gaming darling to one of its most loathed villans...

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Podquisition 406: Lucozade Lifestyle

Our secret agenda is laid bare.

Games we played this week include:

Dreamlight Valley (16:00)

Return to Monkey Island (22:00)

BioShock 2 (30:30)

FRANKEN (35:05)

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Google Stadia R.I.P And L.O.L (The Jimquisition)

Google Stadia is finally dead. I mean, it's been dead from the start, but Google finally did what Google does best, and put a bullet in the brain of another terminal failure. LOL!

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Podquisition 405: REJOICE

Love it when a plan comes together.

Games we played this week include:

Trombone Champ (16:30)

High Speed II: The Getaway (26:30)

Scratching Memory (29:45)

My Time at ...

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Dunkey, Vampires, And Staying In One's Lane (The Jimquisition)

Dunkey announced his own game publishing company, Bigmode, and the response was... not universally calm. So let's talk about that. And Vampire Survivors. And baffling outrage.

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Podquisition 404: The Genital Line

Cross it.

Games we played this week include:

The Secret of Monkey Island / LeChuck’s Revenge (10:00)

Return to Monkey Island (16:35)

My Time at Sandrock (22:20)

Thy...

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GTA: Garbage Takes Aplenty (The Jimquisition)

Grand Theft Auto 6 won't be out for quite some time, but the takes are already exhausting. A recent leak showing off loads of early footage has certainly demonstrated that things are gonna get real...

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Steelrising - Brilliantly Broken (Jimpressions)

The team at Spiders have produced their best work yet - a visually delightful Soulslike with flowing combat, overpowered weapons, and a robot in a powdered wig. It's janky as heck, but I'm loving i...

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Podquisition 403: The Queen’s Dead Special

We’re being very respectful.

Games we played this week include:

Wayward Strand (13:30)
My Time at Sandrock (20:20)
Fall Guys (21:35)
Ashigaru: The Last Shogun (24:30)
Stee...

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The Last Of Us Part I Has The Worst Graphics Of All Time (The Jimquisition)

The Last of Us Part I has the worst graphics of all time. I have decided this using EVIDENCE and LOGIC! You won't believe Naughty Dog's SHOCKING BETRAYAL!

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Ashigaru: The Last Shogun - The Return Of Gilson B. Pontes (Jimpressions)

I've coined a new game for the special kind of disaster this guy makes. From now on, he is the master of the Gilsonlike!

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The Last Of Us Part I - Relasted (Jimpressions)

The Last of Us Part I is The Last of Us but prettier. That really is it. It's a beat-for-beat mechanical replica with updates visuals. Is that worth $70?

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Podquisition 402: We Are The End

Just let us photosynthesize a little longer.

Games we played this week include:
A Plague Tale: Innocence (10:20)
Vampire Survivors (19:30)
Arcade Paradise (22:20)
The Last of Us R...

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Is 17 Hours Too Short For A Videogame? (The Jimquisition)

Tickets for my first self-run wrestling show: buytickets.at/spectrumwrestling 

Is Cult of the Lamb a scam a...

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Saint Row - Saints Broke (Jimpressions)

The new Saints Row? Yeah, it's not so great.

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Podquisition 401: This Virgin Knows How To F You

Did you feel that? It’s the sensation of a rug being pulled out from under.

Games we played this week include:
Vampire Survivors (12:30)
Steel Rising (21:30)
Arcade Paradise (30:10...

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I Made Steam's Most Unlikable Developer Really Really Mad (The Jimquisition)

Last episode we talked about the unhinged developer of Domina. He didn't appreciate that. His response was a hallmark of self-owning meltdowns, leading to yet another incredible L for the right wri...

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Podquisition 400: Eight Years

This has gone on far too long

Games we played this week include:

Cult of the Lamb (31:15)

Saints Row (34:45)

Cursed to Golf (43:30)

Vampire Survivors (53:20)

Wa...

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The Least Shocking Of All Shocking Games (Squirty Play)

The Edge of the World Z (Will Shock You) is this game's full title. It wasn't very shocking though.

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The Misadventures Of Steam's Most Unlikeable Developer (The Jimquisition)

The creator of Domina sure is unhinged. Using patch notes to publish wacky manifestos denouncing Covid precautions, trans people, and wacking off, as well as sharing wild conspiracy theories. Also ...

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Podquisition 399: Lord of the Ants

Jordan’s here with the new hot diet.

Games we played this week include:
Rollerdrome (7:05)
The Mortuary Assistant (16:15)
Cult of the Lamb (26:45)
Kirby’s Dream Buffet (53:30...

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Cult Of The Lamb - A World Of Sh*t (Jimpressions)

There's so much poo in this game. It's pretty good though!

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Loot Boxes, The Government, And EA's Propaganda (The Jimquisition)

EA has ducked government intervention in the UK, and intends to use predatory loot boxes in FIFA perpetually. In December, I'll be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets!

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