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EA And Battlefront II Really Fucked This Up (The Jimquisition)

Star Wars Battlefront II was a bit of a misstep, huh?

EA is licking its wounds after the massive loot box backlash, but there's little time to heal.

They got too greedy to fast, and now legisl...

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The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King II - Two Worlds

King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!  

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Bugger Me, The Nintendo Switch Is Killing It (The Jimquisition)

Yours truly may have many negative things to say about Nintendo, but there's no denying the Switch has had a phenomenal year.

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Black Friday Discount On Our Super Sterling Odyssey Shirt

Normally I wouldn't publish posts about our merch, since you lovely lot already directly support the show. However, it felt equally wrong not to let y'all know when it's discount time, so here we are....

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Metabombed: Star Wars Battlefront II Is ‘The Epitome Of Years Of Corporate Greed’

We all saw this coming. Time for another perusal of Metacritic's user reviews, as Battlefront II gets utterly thrashed. 

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VR Is King, Resident Evil Is For Cowards, Nintendo Will Be BROKEN! (Commentocracy)

Be silenced, you! As the first run of Commentocracy wraps up, Duke Amiel du H'ardcore provides a selection of arguments from True Hardcore Gamers around the Internet.  

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Star Wars Battlefront II - Gamblefront (Jimpressions)

This is so much more than a bad mobile game in premium skin. 

It's also buggy, unfinished, and mediocre "AAA" garbage to boot!

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Podquisition Episode 156: Darth Vendor

It's difficult to talk about anything other than the sheer mess that has been Star Wars Battlefront II. 

We discuss 2017's most controversial game while refreshing its subreddit waiting for EA ...

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Super Lucky's Tale - Plus, Xbox One X Thoughts (Jimpressions)

[Disclosure Note: for some reason, Microsoft thought I was relevant enough for an Xbox One X and sent one. This game's code was included.]

It's Super Lucky's Tale! Move over Master Chief, there's a ...

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The Year Of The Loot Box (The Jimquisition)

This is the year loot boxes came to gaming in a big way.

Encouraged by Overwatch, "AAA" publishers went all-in on destroying their games in the name of easy money.

And no, Blizzard, you're not...

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Podquisition Episode 155: The Spice Girls

On this week's podcast, we talk about turn-of-the-millenium British pop culture to alienate most of you.

After that, we chat Sonic Forces, more Assassin's Creed, the Xbox One X, and some other bollo...

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Sonic Forces - I'm Not SAYING It's Better Than Zelda (Jimpressions)

Sonic Forces is that other Sonic game. The one that lets you make your own furry fursona to fur up the place. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ

It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree. 

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Commentocracy Finale NEXT Week

Hi gang,

Just a note to say we're pushing Commentocracy again this week, due to needing more time to get other projects cleared off. This'll be the finale before we bring Duke Amiel du H'ardcore bac...

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Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds - The Cold & The Brave (Jimpressions)

Disclosure: Sony done n' gave me an advance copy. 

Checking out the expansion for Horizon, with new weapons and machines and stuff like that. 

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Single-Player Healthcare (The Jimquisition)

After EA murdered Visceral and "pivoted" its Star Wars game, there has been much talk of the death of single-player games. 

The Jimquisition explains just how long this debate has lasted, and w...

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Call of Duty: WWII - Call Of Looty (Jimpressions)

Another November, another Call of Duty. Rinse, wash, open loot box in front of friends, repeat. 


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Super Mario Odyssey - New Donk Lessons (Final Jimpressions)

Wrapping up my thoughts on Super Mario Odyssey, including the post-game, as I show off this undeniable GOTY candidate.  

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Females Ruined Gaming For Those Who Don't Have Sex (Commentocracy)

Duke Amiel du H'ardcore today brings word from the incel community, who have decided that "femoids" and "normies" ruined their safe space.  

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Podquisition Episode 154: Trick Or Treason

Halloween may be over, but this assortment of monsters is still ready to spook ya with gaming nonsense!

This week we mostly talk about the games we've been playing, chiefly Super Mario Odyssey, Wolf...

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Detroit’s Domestic Abuse Trailer Is A Hackneyed Farce

A new trailer for Detroit: Become Human portrays domestic violence... well, it portrays an outdated, hackneyed version of it anyway. 

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Slay To Pay (A Jimquisition Halloween)

It's Halloween, and it's time to make a killing.

Put the BLOOD in BLOOD MONEY as we show you how to not just slay, but get paid doing so.

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A Grisly Post-Mortem Of Dead Space (The Jimquisition)

Visceral Games is closed, and Dead Space may be no more. During this spooky Halloween time, let's look back at the rise and sad fall of a wonderful series.

You can't spell DEAD without EA, after all...

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Super Mario Odyssey - Hatters Gonna Hat (Jimpressions)

Super Mario Odyssey isn't just good, it may well be my favorite mainline Mario game to date.  

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Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus - Nazi Alligators Must Die (Jimpressions)

I was hoping I'd like it more than the first, but sadly it's just not grabbing me, as much as I love the characters. 

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Middle-Earth: Shadow Of War - Loot Of The Rings (Final Jimpressions)

Our last look at Shadow of Mordor delves deeper into how the loot system has changed the game, and the fact that Orcs have lost their flavor. 

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Podquisition Episode 153: Moons Deep In The Mario

This week, Mario Odyssey takes center stage, but we chat plenty about Assassin's Creed Origins as well. 

One of us weren't allowed to play the latest Ubisoft game, because U-play wouldn't let t...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Legend of Chun-Li

Oh screw everything. Time for another mistake. 

Let's talk about a film that is definitely not a comedy like Rush Hour. All it has are those Billy Zane eyes. 

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Assassin's Creed Origins - Gift Of The Medjay (Jimpressions)

Come with me to Egypt so we can stab up some dudes and grab LOOT LOOT LOOT! 

S'pretty good, all things considered. 

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Commentocracy Postponed This Week

Dear Patrons,

Due to the huge release schedule for games and Jimquisition-related filming commitments, we're postponing Amiel du H'ardcore's Commentocracy this week. He should be back to smarming it...

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