It's time once again to give a kicking to some real deserving garbage. From Funko to Star Wars to Suicide Squad, we've got the worst of the worst covered. Let's look at the top ten most dreadful bi...
2024-12-30 17:21:37 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: Subtitles are being done but not up quite yet, which is on me. Laura’s taking a well-earned break and poor planning on my part plus Christmas difficulties led to a late substi...
2024-12-23 16:39:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Marvel Rivals is pretty good. Certainly far better than I expected, given the usual freemium filth I see with the Marvel logo slapped on. You can 2024-12-22 14:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post
They tried to warn us about stairs.
Games we played this week include:
Ballionaire (11:35)
Punirunes (21:40)
Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: Rita’s Revenge (34:40)
Marvel Rival...
Meant to do this one ages ago, but better late than never! Vampire Hunters might be named like the videogame equivalent of an Asylum film, but it's a surprisingly inventive take on the Vampire Surv...
2024-12-18 20:11:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Soundcloud's algorithm accuses me of terrorism, Funko's AI-powered nonsense takes Itch.io offline, and we're all left shaking our heads ...
2024-12-16 18:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, that subtitle's probably been used by half a dozen reviews, innit? Anyway, I reviewed that there Indiana Jones game after clobbering many fascists in the back of the head with detritus, and i...
2024-12-15 20:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatever did they do to deserve this?
Games we played this week include:
Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: Rita’s Revenge (19:35)
Satisfactory (25:40)
Indiana Jones and the Great Ci...
2002's The Thing was not a great game, but it had some rubbish charm to it. Nightdive Studios was certainly charmed, and put so much effort into a remaster that I honestly still can't quite believe...
2024-12-11 18:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
An analysis of the critically acclaimed horror game Mouthwashing, and what it means to a disabled chronic pain sufferer. I hope this hurts...
2024-12-09 17:16:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I meant to have this done before the game's launch, but here we are! Finally reviewed Death of the Reprobate, the followup to the astoundingly funny Procession to Calvary. Rest assured, it's just a...
2024-12-07 18:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
But will we learn from this?
Games we played this week include:
UFO 50 (4:55)
Mouthwashing (10:35)
Void’s Vigil (18:20)
PS5 Pro (22:10)
Romance of the Three Kingdoms VIII Rem...
It was inevitable.
2024-12-02 14:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Really should have paid closer attention in school.
Games we played this week include:
Quantum Witch (11:50)
Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends (22:25)
Witchfire (24:20)
UFO 50 (29...
I genuinely didn't bring the whole "what they DID" thing back last week because of this. It is the most horrible of coincidences, but yes, Dynasty Warriors Origins has done it again. Look what they...
2024-11-25 14:44:15 +0000 UTC View Post
A shmup, but like, if Cronenberg and Giger collaborated on a nightmare. I reviewed it, and if you 2024-11-22 18:18:53 +0000 UTC View Post
We'd stop the world and rot with you.
2024-11-21 17:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Let Commander Stephanie Sterling guide you through a celebration of... Commander Stephanie Sterling.
2024-11-18 17:28:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Little Big Adventure: Twinsen's Quest is a stunningly buggy remake of a game that wasn't great to begin with. 2024-11-16 17:21:42 +0000 UTC View Post
What's this? A review up at an actual embargo time!? If it would be any review that does it, it'd be one for Sorry We're Closed, an unapologetically queer love story that just so happens to be full...
2024-11-14 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Slitterhead, Slitterhead, Time to shit and go to bed! I reviewed that "survival horror" that really isn't a survival horror but is full of great ideas that would've been amazing if there was enough...
2024-11-12 10:41:43 +0000 UTC View PostSetting out to laugh at scalpers who tried and failed to sell PS5 Pros at inflated prices was a good start... then I just talked about Empire of the Ants.
2024-11-11 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I have finally reviewed Dragon Age: The Veilguard. Incidentally, it's the first time I've reviewed a Dragon Age game since Origins. How about that? Anyway, 2024-11-08 14:23:25 +0000 UTC View Post
We love videogames and there’s nothing else we’d rather talk about.
Games we played this week include:
Dragon Age: Veilguard (0:55)
UFO 50 (32:30)
Slitte...
There are cishet men in Dragon Age: The Veilguard and that makes it the most offensive game ever made. I'm guessing I can say this and it's perfectly okay, since so many people are saying it about ...
2024-11-04 14:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Spectrums have two ends, you see.
Games we played this week include:
Vampire Survivors (9:25)
UFO 50 (18:25)
Life is Strange: Double Exposure (20:30)
New Worlds Aternum (25:35)
Let's squeeze out a quick Sonic review before the new Dragon Age is out! Sonic X Shadow Generations really surprised me. I already liked Sonic Generations, but I didn't expect the Shadow content to...
2024-10-30 20:49:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Over time, the word "addictive" has been used positively when describing games, and it makes sense that a good game is one you can't stop playing. However, addiction is nurtured by bad games too, a...
2024-10-28 17:58:56 +0000 UTC View Post
And you thought we forgot.
Games we played this week include:
Metaphor: ReFantazio (11:00)
New Worlds Aternum (18:35)
Hades II (30:55)
The Rocky Horror Show Video Game (35:19)
This game demonstrates how an addictive game is not an inherently good game. I've been glued to this thing for ages and yet I couldn't recommend it at all. It's derivative, broken, and maliciously ...
2024-10-23 16:58:37 +0000 UTC View Post