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Review: Enter the Gungeon

http://www.thejimquisition.com/enter-the-gungeon-review/

Bullet heaven, my friends. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat

It might be the best videogame movie ever made. It might also have a lot of unfortunate implications. It's Mortal Kombat!

Why must we mourn Art? Where did Christopher Lambert get his wig? Sh...

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Review: Lords of the Fallen: Complete Edition

http://www.thejimquisition.com/lords-of-the-fallen-complete-edition-review/

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The Jimquisition: Prepare To Die

Git gud or go home! That's what a super hardcore Dark Souls fan will tell you. But is that fair?

Dark Souls III, like all Dark Souls games, is being marketed on its difficulty, and the audie...

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Review: Miitomo

http://www.thejimquisition.com/miitomo-review/

Miitomo has been reviewed for your filthy delight.

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Podquisition Episode 73: Jizzing Brown Paste On The Moon

This week's Podquisition is the most scientific yet, as we get the FACTS about ejaculating on the Moon. It's pretty upsetting!

We've all played Dark Souls III now, so expect chat about that,...

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The Jimquisition: PlayStation 4K

There's talk of a new Xbox and PlayStation on the horizon, but not brand new consoles - not quite, anyway.

Incremental upgrades are the talk of the town, as consoles look set to take another...

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Review: Dark Souls III

http://www.thejimquisition.com/dark-souls-iii-review/

Quaff that Estus. Now. NOW!

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Review: Resident Evil 6

http://www.thejimquisition.com/resident-evil-6-review/

Couldn't pass up the opportunity to "remaster" this review.

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Review: Quantum Break

http://www.thejimquisition.com/quantum-break-review/

Yeah, the embargo was wrong earlier. Now it's up, at the correct time!

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Nintendo's Corporate Culture

http://www.thejimquisition.com/nintendos-corporate-culture/

What Nintendo's firing of an outs...

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Podquisition Episode 72: The VR Daughter Faceplant Special

Virtual Reality is finally here, but we’re too busy laughing at a kid falling over to notice. It’s really funny.

Elsewhere, we talk about butt nontroversies, Fallout 4 DLC, and pledge to...

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March 2016 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to!

Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minne...

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The Jimquisition: Dark Souls III's Release Date System

Dark Souls III is out now in Japan, but the rest of the world has to wait until April 12... unless they get the full English version from Japan's Xbox Live store.

It's a silly situation, and...

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That Dragon, Let's Plays

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/03/that-dragon-lets-plays/

An editorial concerning the recent spat between That Dragon, Cancer's devs and Let's Players.&nbs...

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Review: Hyrule Warriors Legends

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/03/hyrule-warriors-legends-review/

It's still ...

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Podquisition Episode 71: We Have Dark Souls III

Grab an Estus Flask and settle in for some spoiler-free Dark Souls III discussion, as two thirds of the cast give their thoughts. One of us shouldn't even HAVE it!

Boglinwatch 2016 officiall...

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Ten Things Wrong With GameSpot’s 26 Evil Aliens List

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/03/ten-things-wrong-with-gamespots-2...

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The Jimquisition: Zero Difficulty

The news that Star Fox Zero would feature an invincible mode encouraged an almost predictable onslaught of outrage from the Hardcore Gamers who are Hardcore.

The idea of hand-holding and dumbin...

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The Best of The Division Review’s Comment Section

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/03/the-best-of-the-division-reviews-com...

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Podquisition Episode 70: Real Oddworld Farts

Leading the news this week is the announcement that your old pal Jim will be voicing a character in the newly announced Oddworld: Soulstorm! Will he voice farts? Who knows?

Elsewhere, Laura ...

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Metabombed: Hitman Is ‘A Complete Fiasco’

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The Jimquisition: Ubiconic

The Division was the last straw. After poking fun at Ubisoft's overuse of the word "iconic" for years, your old pal Jim Sterling has encountered the straw to break the camel's back.

Someone get...

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Review: Tom Clancy's The Division

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/03/tom-clancys-the-division-review/

Clancy that! 

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http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/03/the-bullshit-roundup-division-bugs-liondead-and-ubisofts-movi

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/03/the-b...

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The Jimquisition: Universal Windows Crap

Microsoft is pushing for dominance in PC gaming with its Universal Windows Platform, and it's not being entirely nice about it.

After outcry from Tim Sweeney and Durante, your old pal Jim St...

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Podquisition 69: Bee Bombs & Bicycle Banging

The Yogscast's very own Sips joins your regular crew this week for a delightful episode revolving around weaponized bees and lurid bike sex in hotels.

We chat about The Division, Lionhead's ...

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Review: Twilight Princess HD

http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/03/the-legend-of-zelda-twilight-princess...

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The Jimquisition: No Man's Price

No Man's Sky is retailing for $59.99 and people have some angry concerns over the price tag. That folks are skeptical of the standard rate is good... but they're skeptical for the wrong reasons.
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