Zaftig Industries

Wattpad Post - "Pigs In Space" #2

Continuing my "Pigs In Space" story, starring the cast of Mass Effect Andromeda, plus some chunky OC's I've cooked up specifically for this fic. 

Dr. Lexi's mysterious hidden past contin...

Wattpad update: "Home Assistant"

The Bite-Sized series continues! This week's freebie focuses on a mild mannered Sow's Bend University professor, and her transformation from meek twig into... Well, you'll see. Click the link to ch...

July Pol #2: OC Roundhouse

Here's the second poll for July--which of the hefty, gassy OC cast do we want to see, this week? I'm removing Sow's Bend from the list since we just did that setting last month (and besides, you'll...

July Poll #1 - L33t Waistlines Only

Here's the first of July's story polls--a selection of badass hacker girls. Which among these brainy beauties will become the subject of this month's weight gain/slob story? You decide. 

Poll Piece: April O'Neill in "Pizza Is My Drug"

Here it is, the sordid tale of April O'Neill's descent into pizza-flavored hog-heaven. After the Turtles skip town, April sells out to the advertising man... and winds up the subject of her friend ...

New Wattpad post: "Bite-sized: Community Policing"

New entry in my Bite-Sized series, little vignettes occurring in the very supernatural (and VERY fat) town of Sow's Bend, WA. Enjoy!! And be sure to let me know what you think in the comments.

Wattpad update: "Pigs In Space"

Yes, yes, I know--you've seen this story before. But I'm announcing this because going forward, some of my smaller/non-poll-related ongoings like "Pigs" are moving permanently to Wattpad. It's easy...

Testing the new Wattpad account

Testing, testing! Is this thing on? By "thing" I guess I mean the internet. Sorry, I don't know where that bit was supposed to go.

Behold... I've added another spoke to the enormous wheel of ...

Poll Piece #1: Miss High, in "Reinforcements"

At last, after some ups and downs, I am proud to present... MISS HIGH, in "Reinforcements"! Watch in awe and terror as Olivia San-Martinez spirals out of control, her greedy "alternate personality"...

OC Side Story: "With a Rebel Yell"

Just something to fill the time while my illustrator works on the next Miss High piece. Welcome to the southern side of Sow's Bend... It's a rough place. A crude place. A place where a girl might g...

June Poll #2 - 90's Throwback

Get out your boom-box and garish prints--we're going back to the nineties this month for our erotic slob fix! Get your nostalgic on with a weight-gain tale about one of the below characters...

June Poll #1 - OC Roundhouse

FYI guys--we keep whiplashing over and under $150, so I had to move the benchmark to $200. It's very confusing to not know halfway through the month whether I'm writing 3 stories or not! Sorry.

Poll Piece - "Tomb Raider: Tea and Biscuits"

Here it is--the dark tale of how Lara Croft, dark heroine of the 2010's Tomb Raider trilogy, eats her w...

Another drabble

Update: Tomb Raider is finished, I just need to find time to edit and put it up here in PDF format.

In the meantime, here's another thing I wrote! There are 3 parts, you can view them all on...

Waffles (an OC drabble)

Hey guys! Sorry the Tombraider piece is taking a while, work is still kicking my butt. In the meantime, here's a little teaser starring Claire and Effie, last seen in "Changing Seasons."

Enj...

OC Roundhouse Poll: "The Cult," part 5

The people have spoken! Detective Randi Carter and her partner, Carlita, are closing in on the pervert who's been snapping up fat girls across Louisiana. Can they find their way to the end of his e...

April Poll #2 - Badass Butterballs

As promised, here's the second poll for April! The theme is "badass ladies getting fattened up"--we're gonna see some EDGY GALS get their EDGES SOFTENED. Heck yeah.

Please select which fandom...

April Poll #1 - OC Roundhouse

So I need to make some changes to the poll structure. Doing research for Voltron really tired me out -- 10+ seasons of any show isn't worth it just to write some good porn. And plus, I don...

Poll Piece - Voltron - "Alchemy with a Side of Fries"

This story contains spoilers for the end of Voltron: Legendary Defender, but I figure if you know the c...

OC story: "Changing Seasons"

Thanks for your patience, gents. Here's an OC joint I've been working on, kind of spun off from the characters in "Stuffing the Turkey." Different names, different relationship, similar dynamic--wi...

Bad news, patrons

The reason the Pidge fic is late is that I have a nasty goddamn chest cold. I haven't been this sick in years.

I'll do my best to get the fic out this week, but no promises. Without my const...

Astronaut Food is COMPLETE!

I finished Astronaut Food, the compiled sections are in this PDF.

Poll Piece: Gwenpool - Merc with a Muffin-Top

BEHOLD! A tale of cartoon woe! Gwen Poole is broke and homeless after her many failed attempts at becoming popular in Marvel's 616 Universe. But she gets some big ideas af...

Poll Piece: Bojack Horseman - "Get Those Feelings, Eat Those Feelings"

Okay, so the Sextina Aquafina quote title doesn't really scan. But here it is!! The story of one Diane...

Poll: Switching to mainly OCs

So I've taken stock of the Patreon lately. While I really enjoy doing the poll stuff and the new projects are almost finished, I have to admit, I have a tough time doing research and playing catchu...

Hey look, I made a lewd Twitter!

What am I going to do with it? Absolutely no idea! But definitely something! Probably livetweeting as various OCs. The cast of BRAPPers could definitely use a public platform for their... opini...